Market Town (Original)

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Kazooie spits out an egg at the red blur.

Subject: Re: Market Town (Original) Wed Mar 26, 2008 5:54 pm

The red blur dodges the egg, suddenly stops to reveal it's the red thief, and laughs.

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Banjo: You know, I was sort of expecting that...

Subject: Re: Market Town (Original) Wed Mar 26, 2008 5:56 pm

Red Thief: NO ONE EXPECTS THE...
Blue Thief #5: Shut. Up.

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Banjo tries to tackle the red thief.

Subject: Re: Market Town (Original) Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:02 pm

The Red Thief bolts off before Banjo can get him.
Red Thief: Betcha couldn't catch me with a twenty mile pole!

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Banjo: What about a thirty mile?

Subject: Re: Market Town (Original) Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:13 pm

Red Thief: Pfft. Where are you going to get a thirty mile pole?

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Banjo runs around for a pole shop.

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Kunari: Stubborn thief. *throws a bomb at him.*

Subject: Re: Market Town (Original) Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:41 pm

The bomb hits Thief #5, since it wasn't specified for one. Meanwhile, Banjo is standing above a pole shop as the red thief bolts.

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Banjo hops down to the pole shop and enters it.
Banjo: One thirty mile pole, please!

Subject: Re: Market Town (Original) Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:52 pm

The storekeeper is an Angry Sign from Earthbound.
Angry Sign: Sorry, pal. Fresh out.

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Banjo: Do you have any longer than twenty miles?

Subject: Re: Market Town (Original) Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:54 pm

Angry Sign: We've got a 20.56748932 mile one.

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Banjo: That'll work.

Subject: Re: Market Town (Original) Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:56 pm

The angry sign pulls out a calculator to calculate the price.

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Banjo just waits.

Subject: Re: Market Town (Original) Wed Mar 26, 2008 10:42 pm

The Angry Sign is having a bit of a hard time, considering it has no arms.

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Banjo: Can't you just do whatever Goombas do?

Subject: Re: Market Town (Original) Wed Mar 26, 2008 10:45 pm

Angry Sign: My physics don't work that way!

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Banjo: Then how about I calculate it for you?

Subject: Re: Market Town (Original) Wed Mar 26, 2008 10:54 pm

At this moment, the Angry Sign finishes calculating.
Angry Sign: 34 cans of spray paint.

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Banjo pulls 34 cans of spray paints out of a plothole.

Subject: Re: Market Town (Original) Wed Mar 26, 2008 11:02 pm

Angry Sign: Thanks!
The Angry Sign somehow kicks a rather large (20.something miles... I forgot) pole under the counter to Banjo.