Island of the Ancients (Super Smash Bros. Brawl)

Coco: (I think they bought it.)

Olimar: Have we even left the blimp yet?

Cortex: ...Get out of the blimp, you idiots!!

*Crash, Coco, and Crunch does so.*

Crash: Beep beep!

*One R.O.B. unit noticed Crash and thinks he is on drugs.*

Olimar gets out of the blimp as well.

*Crash just looks around.*

Crash: Ooooh!! *presses a red button*

*It triggers the big sledgehammer, which crushes 10 R.O.B. Units*

The other R.O.B.s glare at Crash.

*Crash points at the other R.O.B , meaning that he'll take the blame.*

The R.O.B.s are not fooled, as not only is "the other" R.O.B. currently crushed by a sledgehammer, but several R.O.B.s saw Crash push the button.

*Crash walks away, whistling.*

Crunch: Stop foolin' around, foo!.. Oops.. I mean, Beep beep!

R.O.B. Unit: <<Since when did we get new recruits? Did Professor Hector make these?>>

R.O.B. Unit: <Who the bloody heck are you talking about?>
Meanwhile, Model 0209 arrives in the topic, dragging Models 1504, 5641, and 3972 with him.

*Crash, Coco, and Crunch moves on. Back with Cortex, he is modifying his raygun.*

Cortex: Hah!! I just upgraded my raygun. Robots should think twice before messing with Dr. Neo Cortex! And they don't have the right to take over the world. Only I do!!

Nina: Should you test it out first??

Cortex: Good idea. *Blasts the targets into ashes* Success!! *walks out with Nina and N. Gin*

Nina: Uh.. Uncle? You forgot to put in the disguise.

*The R.O.B. Units spotted the three.*

Cortex: CURSES!! *Blasts them all, turning them into ashes.*

One of the R.O.B.s wheels up to Cortex, grabs his ray gun, and crushes it in its hand.

Olimar follows Crash, Coco, and Crunch.

Meanwhile, Model 0209 throws the other three Models I registered into a janitor's closet.

Cortex: A minor mishap.. Time for plan B... RUN!! *flees with Nina and N. Gin*

N. Gin: YOUR MOTHER WAS A TOASTER, AND SHE WANTS TO GET KILLED BY A PLAYSTATION 3!

*Meanwhile, Professor Pester and his Ruffians appear by flying a red and black helicopter. He lands on top of the island. They get off the helicopter*

Professor Pester: Ha ha! I have tracked down the pinata snatchers' headquarters. They shouldn't mess with Professor Pester!!

Dekuling appears for some random reason.

A R.O.B. in a Make Sense Moar Police costume appears in front of N. Gin and smacks him.

Dekuling stares at Professor Pester.

Prof. Pester: *to Dekuling* What are you looking at, freak?! Can't you see I have a plan to get the pinatas back?! I just want their candy. ...Or better yet, you can help me. How would like if I split 50/50 when we snatch the pinatas away from the poachers?

*Meanwhile*

N. Gin: *high pitched* OOOOOWWWW!! *normal pitch* DON'T DO THAT!!! YOU JUST SMACKED MY EYEBALL!! I LOVED MY EYEBALL!

Dekuling: I don't have time for this.

Dekuling turns around and walks away.

OOC: He wants a better offer. >=D

Prof. Pester: Then what do you want??

Dekuling: I want 60%.

Prof. Pester: 60%?!! That would leave me about 40%.. Oh well, no biggie. At least I'm getting the candies anyway. You're hired!

Dekuling: So what are we doing, again? Stealing candy from babies in jail?