Island of the Ancients (Super Smash Bros. Brawl)

Prof. Pester: That's pinatas, peon! And they're turned into some kind of statues!

*The Ruffians enters the Subspace Bomb Factory enterence.*

Dekuling takes out a tuba-like instrument, and plays a weird song. Suddenly, the two are disguised as ROB units 3678 (Deku) and 9480 (Prof). Deku is a camouflage one and Prof. is one with red arms.

Prof. Pester: <<VICTORY IS MINE!!!-- Oops, I mean.. VICTORY IS OURS!!>>

*The paniced Ruffians fled from the Subspace Bomb Factory and is being chased by two R.O.B. Units.*

The Tuba-like instrument disappears.

Dekuling: <<Oh God, Please don't tell me...>>

Dekuling examines the two ROBS. One is Camo. and the other has red arms. They have the numbers 3678 and 9480.

*Prof. Pester grabs both 3678 and 9480 and throws them off the island.*

Ruffian: *sees Professor Pester* AAAAAAHHH!!!

Prof. Pester: <<It's just me you idiots!! Pester!>>

*The four Ruffians laugh nervously.*

Prof. Pester: Just get going you idiots!

Dekuling: <<What are you waiting for?>>

Prof. Pester: <<MOVE IT!!>> *barges in the factory with his four Ruffians.*

Dekuling follows.

Dekuling: <<Do We still need these disguises?>>

Prof. Pester: <<It's the only way to blend in with the other bucketheads.>>

Dekuling: <<This spell only lasts for 10 minutes, genious. And I can only use it once every 10 hours. >>

Prof. Pester: <<Oh poo...>>

Dekuling: <<There's still 5 minutes left. Calm down.>>

Dekuling walks past Prof. nonchalantly.

Prof. Pester: <<Good. But if it wears off, we'll lose our chance.>> *moves on with his Ruffians.* <<Ah! There it is!!>>

*A trophy storage room is in front of Pester and Dekuling. There are dozens of imprisoned creatures, including Pinatas.*

Prof. Pester: <<Rescue anybody if you want, but the pinatas can't escape. Ruffians! Grab them!>>

*The Ruffians does so.*

Dekuling notices that a Darkling is locked in an indestructible cage surrounded by reflective glass.

Dekuling turns his head slightly to the right. The Darkling snarls at Dekuling.

Prof. Pester: <<Keep it down!! You'll blow our cover!>> *Sees the Drachonache Trophy* <<AHA!! It's one of the most rarest of all Pinatas! The Dragonache! And it's bursting with addictive candies that no-one has ever tasted!!>>

Ruffian: No one's ever tasted them because the thing's unbreakable. Play Viva Pinata and you'll see.

Prof. Pester: <<When did you speak English??>>

The Ruffian pulls out a book labelled "English for Dummies".

Prof. Pester: <<Remind me to get my author to register you four idiots. I'm removing your English vocabulary!>>

Dekuling breaks open the lock and shatters the glass. The Darkling walks out. It is revealed as Metling.

Prof. Pester: <<Anyway. Bring the Dragonache with us. Pinata Central without the Dragonache will be powerless! BUWHAHAHA! VICTORY IS OURS!!!>>

The Disguises start to fizz.

Metling grabbs Dragonache as the alarm begins to go off. The disguises phase out and disappear.

The Room starts to fill up with Primids and ROBs.

Dekuling takes out the tuba-like instrument.

Metling takes out a Metriod-like instrument.

Both of them play the twisted song of soaring.

Giant Wings surround the four, and when the wings disappear...

So are the four.

Olimar walks into the room the AM is in.

As does Model 0209, but for a different purpose.

*So does Crash and Co... Crash, Coco, and Crunch remove their disguises*

Crash: Blech!

Coco: So you're that fiend who tried to take over the world--

Cortex: Which is what I'm triyng to do! Seriously! Get your own world to conquer! I found it first.