Cortex Castle (Crash Bandicoot)

Stupendous Man: Ha ha ha! You can't scare STUPENDOUS MAN! STUPENDOUS MAN has nerves of steel! Now the Mega Man of might will destroy the Freindish robot created by N Guy! *Pounds on the mech*

N. Gin: AAAHH! *mech breaks down*

*Cortex enters through the doors with Uka Uka*

Cortex: What?! Four more interlopers?!

Mario: It's-a-Us! Team Mario!!

Wario: So you're the criminal mastermind that started the void, did ya?!

Crash: Blech!!

Cortex: Oh, you expecting maybe Dr. Eggman perhaps? No, I don't think so. But I know you are all here to stop me from ruling the world! Can't you heroes mind your own business?!

Uka Uka: SILENCE!!! *reveals the Chaos Heart* If you want to destroy this, then you'll have to go through us first!!

*Cortex gets in the stand and activates the Chrome Titan, which appears*

Rayman: Oh...my..

Pac-Man: That is that?!

Cortex: Your ultimate worst nightmare!! Chrome Titan, prepare to attack!!

Ludwig: I've can do this! *Pulls out a Raygun and shoots the Chrome Titan, opening a hole in it, which Ludwig Jumps in* Okay, red wire goes to blue wire... Green Wire goes to Purple wire.... *Hacks the Chrome Titan*

Uka Uka: GAAAAAHH! YOU DOLT! YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT!!

Cortex: Uka Uka! Please!! *backs away*

Dimentio: Uka Uka. You forgot how so kindly the heroes brought us the stones. Thank you, but now we no longer need you. *Waves arms and all the stones appear floating around Dimentio*

Mario: MAMA MIA!! Our stones are stolen!!

Peach: What is he going to do with them?!

Pac-Man: I rather not stick around to find out!!

Dimentio: Ahahahaha! Now to defeat you all! Including you Uka Uka! Okay Thunders, their yours!

Luigi: Oh no not Again!

Dimentio: *Waves hands and Luigi, Goombario, Goombuigi, The Stones, and the Chaos Heart begin to concentrate one point and becomes a Giant Super Dimentio like Creature but with Fangs and glowing the colors of the rainbow*

Blumiere: Dimentio! You incompetent Jester! Prepare to Die!! *Tries to destroy Giant Super Dimentio with his Void*

Mario and Crash: AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

Uka Uka: What?! You betrayed us?!! Nobody betrays the mighty Uka Uka!!

Cortex: Except that guy!! Nina! We gotta get out of here!!

Nina: I told you it was a bad idea to hire a clown..

*Cortex, Uka Uka, Nina, and N. Gin flees out of the topic*

Mario: This is bad! This is bad! O_O;

Rayman: Sam, you gotta use your Cannonball Launcher. I think it'll faze him!!

Serious Sam: My cannon is way serious than him!! DIE!! *Blasts the cannonballs at Giant Super Dimentio*

*Dimentio flies into the mouth*

Ultra Dimentio: Ah ha ha ha ha ha! I will now end every single one of your games!

Stupendous Man:.....EEP! *Flees out of topic*

Pac-Man: Not unless we beat you first!! *Rev-Rolls and tackles Ultra Dimentio*

*Mario and Peach stomps on Ultra Dimentio*

Wario: Wario Time!! *Rams Ultra Dimentio*

Ultra Dimentio: I'm Invincible! Hahahahhahaha! *Steps on Mario and Coutn Bleck*

*Blumiere Dodges*

Frogmon: *Walks to Big* Life okay, Big, Frogmon still on your side!

Big: Froggy? Is that you?

Frogmon: ... Yeah! But right now we must defeat this monster inch by inch!

Big: Good thing, Froggy! Grab on to the Hook!

*Big whips Giant Super Dimentio in the face so many times with Frogmon grabbing the Hook of the Fishing Rod*

Mario: Oh it's hopeless! >_<; *rolls out of the way*

Ultra Dimentio: It's useless! And the Universe is ending! The Power stones are excellerating the coutndown! And all these attacks are just giving them juice! You're digging your own grave!

*Big keeps whipping Ultra Dimentio's face*

Silver: Useless unless one hope! *Grabs out his Sol Emeralds & Chaos Emeralds & turns into Hyper Silver* You'll regret this, Dimentio! *hits Ultra Dimentio's Head with Hyper Silver Beam*

Ultra Dimentio: Huh?.........*No longer invincible* NO! You will be punished! *Blasts Hyper Silver with a Power Saping beam, which drains Silver's Hyper power away*

*Due to fact that Hyper Silver can Dodge attacks like the power Saping beam, that won't happen. Big Keeps whipping Ultra Dimentio & Silver Keeps hitting Ultra Dimentio with his Hyper Silver Beam*

Mario: It's our turn now! Leave it to us!! *jumps and Peach which holds him, and uses the Red n' Pink Tornado, attacking Ultra Dimentio* Let my brother go!!

Wario: Here comes UBER WARIO GAS!! *Creates a massive fart gas, poisoning Ultra Dimentio*

Yoshi: HAH! *turns into a giant egg and bashes Ultra Dimentio*

Crash: YAHOOO! *Turns into a giant orange cyclone and damages Ultra Dimentio*

Rayman: YAAAAAH!! *Rapidly punches Ultra Dimentio*

Pac-Man: *Buttbounces Ultra Dimentio's head* Touch down!

Serious Sam: This ends now, punk!! *blasts Ultra Dimentio's head with his Cannon Launcher*

Big: Here comes UBER BIG BLAZING GAS!! *Creates a massive Fart gas as Blaze lights it, Burning & Poisoning Ultra Dimentio*

Blaze: Man, this is sick!

Wario: I ougtha sue you for stealing my moves, fat boy!

Big: Mr. Wario, you're not the only one with those moves. I learned these moves from my hero, Boogerman! *Pulls String*

Boogerman Action Figure: Booger!

Wario: GRRRRRRRR! I bet if he exist, I show him who's boss!

*Blumiere & Silver break up the infight between Wario & Big*

Silver: Wario, this infight has got to stop! We need to continue fighting Dimentio, Plantium, Bowser & the Opposites without fighting each other! Even the first pure heart is located here!

*Pauline hits Ultra Dimentio's Head with the Blasts of her Ultra Tera GaddBlaster. Prof. E. Gadd hits him with the blasts of the same weapon. The Living Tanks fires the Nuclear Banzai Bill at Ultra Dimentio's Head*