Cortex Castle (Crash Bandicoot)

Peach: Whoa!! Isn't that really extreme?!

Ultra Dimentio: *barly fazed* You may have the ability to attack me, but I a still much stronger then all of you! *Grabs Count Blumeire* Having Fun? *Jumps up into the air and slams him down on Mario*

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*Mario rolls away from Ultra Dimentio*

*Rayman pounds Ultra Dimentio's head*

Serious Sam: Die when I blast you!!! *Blasts more cannon balls at Ultra Dimentio*

Mario: *whips out Fire Flower, transforming into Firey Mario* Let's-a-go!!! *Rapidly fires fireballs at Ultra Dimentio, burning him*

*Pauline hits Ultra Dimentio with the Blasts of the Ultra Uber GaddBlaster. Frogmon jumps high & Spits acid in Ultra Dimentio's eyes*

Ultra Dimentio: *Raises arms* How about a little.......MAGIC? *Te ground except what Ultra Dimentio is standing on turns into Lava*

Pauline: YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN THAT I AM WEARING A ROCKET PACK!! *Hits Ultra Dimentio with the Ultra Nuclear Tera Beams from her UBer Ultra Tera GaddBlaster*

*E. Gadd who also has the Rocket Pack turns Lava into Stone using Anti Lava Ray*

*Before E. Gadd did, Big scoops up some lava with his Steel Bucket & dumps some in Ultra Dimentio's Face*

Ultra Dimentio: *Waves hands again and gains 80 Hp back, then grabs Pauline and crushes her in his palm*

*Because the the Rocket Pack was Still on, Pauline burns Ultra Dimentio's Hand with her fuel*

*Silver KO's Ultra Dimentio with his Hyper Silver Ray*

*Deoxys appears*

Ultra Dimentio: No......You can't defeat me.....*Waves arms and fully heals* Now I will defeat you!

Mario: Time for Mario Finale!! *whips out a Final Smash Orb and uses it on himself* WOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAH!! *Rapidly fires giant multiple flameballs and burns Ultra Dimentio like crazy, finishing him off*

Ultra Dimentio: NOOOOOOOO!!!!! *Explodes, just leaving Dimentio, Luigi, Goombario, Goombuigi, and the Stones*

Peach: Mario! You did it!!

Mario: Luigi!! *runs to him and gets him up.* Are you alright, bro?

*Rayman and Serious Sam gets Goombario and Goomuigi up as well*

Luigi: I'm fine bro.

Goombario: Were fine too.

Dimentio: NO!!! I'll be back! *Flees topic*

Mario: *sigh* Glad to have you back.

Rayman: Brotherly reunion, I always say.

Serious Sam: I am seriously not done with that clown! *chases Dimentio out of the topic*

Peach: I think we should be going back to Toad Town. I am planning to make a cake for you guys. ^_^

Mario: Aw Peach. Thank you! *to the other team* It's-a-look like we are seperating our ways. Time-to-go guys! *leaves with Peach, Wario, and Yoshi; out of the topic*

*Team Crash leaves topic, leaving their seperate ways*

*My characters leave topic after Mario and co.*

Pauline: PEACH!! MARIO!! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!! WAIT UP!! *Leaves Topic with Blumiere & Co*

*Deoxys disappears*

*Cortex, Uka Uka, and his minions appear...*

Uka Uka: FAILURE IS NOT WHAT I DESIRE!! *zaps Cortex*

Cortex: Uggh... Oh how I hate happy endings...

*Silver, Who is still around, Grabs the Pure Heart & leaves*

Uka Uka: You better come up with a better plan to conquer the world... Or else..

Cortex: But Uka Uka!! >_<; I'm fresh out of ideas..

Uka Uka: Oh, really?! How would you like it if I dump you in the molten lava pit?!

Cortex: ...That's overkill.

Uka Uka: Right. Sorry.. BUT IT'S MORE PAINFUL!!

Cortex: Hmm... What I recruit some slaves to do my bidding?

Uka Uka: Then that means that Crash will be powerless against your hypnotic army!! Unfortunately for you, you're being replaced!

Cortex: That's right-- What did you say?!

Uka Uka: Read my deadly scary lips. REPLACED!!

Cortex: But who could replace me?!

Uka Uka: You'll see! I quit!! You're on your own, fool!! *leaves topic*

Cortex: Bah, who needs him anyway. I got evil schemes to do! *leaves with Nina and N. Gin*

*Cortex, Nina, and N. Gin arrives*

Cortex: That bandicoot thwarted us.. AGAIN!!

Nina: Well, I think we might try another solution to take over the world. Maybe I suggest we use that black gem?

Cortex: Black gem? *walks to safe, and opens up, revealing the Black Chaos Emerald* Oooh! Why didn't I think of this sooner?! And another scheme is going to be made. We will use this gem to plant it in the Time Belt. A perfect oportunity to stop time, and do something evil while time is frozen!! Alas, we need to get that from my old minion, Dr. N. Tropy, the Time Master. I must ask him if I can have it. *leaves topic with the Black Chaos Emerald*

*Cortex arrives with captive Toniyo.*

N. Gin: Excellent!! Now we got a test subject! NOW SHUT UP AND GET TESTED YOU FOOL!!

Cortex: Patience N. Gin... The Devolve-O-Ray is still in its prototype state.

Toniyo: Good, because it's got some big bugs to fix with. It'll never work.

Cortex: Silence!

Toniyo: ...

Cortex: The Devolve-O-Ray can transform you by using de-evolution. Humans, for example, are the evolved form of monkeys. And do you know what happens when that beam hits you?

Toniyo: I become a monkey?

Cortex: Yes. You'll get a banana after the transformation. *stomach growl* Speaking of bananas, it's time I grab a little snack. Dingodile, make sure he won't escape. *walks away with N. Gin and Nina*

Dingodile: Right mate...

*Later...*

Dingodile: *snores*

Toniyo: *sneaks to the computer and opens up Cellphone TXT 5000* Gotta send help.. *types.*

TXT MSG: Alice, Honey? I need.. help!! I'm stuck in the castle with that lunatic scientist who tries to turn me into a monkey. Hurry!!

*Toniyo sends the message to Alice's Cellphone.*

*Crash pops up from the window.*

Crash: Ooooh!

Alice:*Crash lands with an Arwing*

Alice:THANKS FOR LETTING ME BORROW YOUR RIDE FOX!!

Now let me see.....Ooh..Look!A banana!*Eats the banana*

Now to find...Who was i supposed to find?And whats this place?*Takes out what looks like a coin*

*Meanwhile*

Cortex: Thank you for waiting. Tiny, would you mind "escorting" him to the Target Pad?

*Tiny grabs Toniyo and placed him on the Target Pad.*

Cortex: Oh, and if you attempt to run away, then those electric droids around you will shock you.

Toniyo: O_o

Cortex: N. Gin! Begin the De-Evolution!!

*The Devolve-O-Ray zaps Toniyo, turning him into a monkey*

Cortex: And after when I used the Devolve-O-Ray on the whole world, they will know that I am the smartest. I can command the dumbest to do what I want!!

N. Gin: YEESSSS! OBEY THE GENIUS!! NYEHEH HEH HE HE HE HE--

Monkey Toniyo: Ook ook ook ook!! AH AH AH AH!!