Cortex Castle (Crash Bandicoot)

Toniyo: I don't believe this!! Alice, an alien? And she's banned from her own home planet?! And is sent to destroy all humans?! How could I have a wife that wanted to destroy the Earth?! This isn't right man, not right!! *walks out of the topic*

Crash: ...*does the "Oh well" gesture and leaves topic.*

*Alice spreads wings and flies out of the topic*

*Crash, Coco, and Crunch arrives.*

Coco: ...That's odd. He's not here. Seems like something has happened to him.

Crash: Yabababah!

Coco: <_< Crash, did you just act like the landlord and kicked him out?

Crash: O_O

Coco: Guess the truce is out of the question.

Olimar enters the topic.

*Cortex, Nina, and N. Gin arrives. They noticed the bandicoots and Olimar*

Cortex: O_o Crash?! *angry* Oooh, you meddling marsupial. First you take me down, and now you're going to destroy my experiements?!

N. Gin: AND MY WHOLE COLLECTION OF LITTLE SISSY DOLLS!! NEH HEH HEH HE HE HE!!

Olimar: Actually, we're apparently here for your help.

*Waspinator and the Auroroses appear Flying and Carrying Cortex's Crystals and Gems out of the Topic*

Waspinator: Zzzzozze Pervvect jjemzz are a pervvect Birzzday Givvt vvor Mazzter Tabuu! *Leaves Topic with the Auroses*

*The Spray Paint Primid enters Cortex's Vault were the Crystals and Gems were contained and writes "Uka Uka Blows and Tabuu Rules!" with Red Spray paint then leaves Topic*

*Rampage appears driving out of the castle towing a Terantic chest of N. Cortex's Underwear out of the topic*

Cortex: My help?! Huh. So, you wanted my help then, after all you foiled my plans for taking over the world?! You're just foolish to hire me, all of you!

Nina: *enters the castle and noticed the gems are missing* Uh... Uncle? We got a problem.

Cortex: What?

Crash: Eh?

*Cortex enters and shocked*

Cortex: MY POWER CRYSTALS! MY GEMS! THEY'RE ALL GONE!!

Booming Voice: CORTEX!!!

*Uka Uka arrived.*

Uka Uka: You failed to install the security system, and look what happened!!

Cortex: Uka Uka! I can explain--

Uka Uka: WE NEED THE CRYSTALS! WE NEED THE GEMS!! WE NEED TOTAL DOMINATION!!!!

Cortex: *whimpers in fear*

Coco: Hey! I was trying to tell him that the world is falling into Subspace's hands!

Uka Uka: What?? NOOO! THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE MY JOB! I SHOULD BE TAKING OVER! NOT THEM!!

Olimar: Does that mean you'll help us?

Cortex: Yes, for now. And if Crash tries to make me more miserable, I'll leave. Got it, big nose?!

Olimar: It's not nice to make fun of someone's nose, you know...

Cortex: What did you expect? I'm the bad guy!

*Crash pulls Cortex's nose by the nostrals.*

Cortex: AAHHH!! MY NOSE!! Crash, you gave me your germs!!

Olimar: So what now?

Cortex: I suppose we go anyway.

*My characters left the topic.*

OOC: Where to, Sockie?

Olimar leaves as well.

OOC: Island of the Ancients, I suppose.

OOC: I'm giving away Cortex and his enemies to Skidd.

A maniacal laughter could be heard inside Castle Cortex

Cortex : ''Ahahahaha! Finally, the warpinator is complete!''

N. Gin : ''Neyhehehe, with the warpinator we can bring a foe worthy of Crash Bandicoot from another dimension!''

Cortex : ''Exactly, to defeat a bandicoot, you need a bandicoot!
We'll bring that Bandicoot's alternate self from another dimension!''

N. Gin : ''Starting up the Warpinators procedure!''

*The Warpinator starts to shake wildly*

*Crash was spit out of teh Warpinator.*

Crash: Bwahdeh?

Cortex : ''What? That wasn't supposed to happen! N. Gin, did you have the dimension set on default?''

N. Gin : ''...''

Cortex : ''You did, didn't you?''

N. Gin : ''Yes... eehehee.''

Cortex : ''IMBECILE! Set it to Dimension 10, quickly!''

*N. Gin charges up the Warpinator*

Crash: Ooohh!! *Spins out of control, destroying everything.*

Cortex : ''Wretched bandicoot! N. Gin, hit the warp button, now!''

*N. Gin hits the warp button, a flash from the warpinator spreads across the room*

*Crash stops and sees this happening.*

*Smoke starts to come out of the Warpinator, a shady figure can be seen*

??? : ''ROOARGH!''

*The figure jumps out of the Warpinator*

Cortex : ''Ahahahah! I present to you... Evil Crash!''
OOC: Evil Crash is from Twinsanity, not a clone.

Crash: DAH HOO HOO HOO!!

OOC: Evil Crash will be called E. Crash from now on.
IC:
E. Crash : ''Roargh!''
*E. Crash lunges at Crash, and starts biting his leg*