Cortex Castle (Crash Bandicoot)

Alice:*Flips the coin about 200 times and the coin starts glowing in a freakish way*

Finished...Now what was i supposed to do here...Ehhhh...Uhhh.....*Walks around in the castle thinking*

Toad: You're supposed to enter the castle.

Alice:But im already inside this castle....*Keeps walking around noticing some freakish paintings along the way*

Euuch...Gross.....

*A giant bear-like robot appear. N. Gin is controlling it.*

N. Gin: NEHEHEHEHEH!! You just entered Cortex's terrority. I'm afraid that I'm gonna have to DISPOSE YOU INTO SMITHEREENS!! HA HA HA HA HA!! *Bear-Bot slashes Alice.*

Alice:Whoa...*Alice stops the time before the Bear bot slashed her and then she freezes the Bear bots hands in place making them unable to move*

*The time starts again*

OH RIGHT..I remember now..I was supposed to go get Toniyo here...

N. Gin: *Bear-Bot opens mouth and shoots lasers at Alice* You mean that test subject?! You're too late little girl!! He has become a monkey!!! And once my precious master completed the Devolve-O-Ray around the world, YOU WILL BE JUST LIKE YOUR COMPANION!!

Alice:No way.*Dodges the laser and then jumps up to Bear bots mouth and shoots ice in its mouth freezing its jaws*

See how you can attack without your arms or your Mouth eh?!

N. Gin: *Bear-Bot's claws are thawed* You are going to get it now!! *Bear-Bot slashes Alice again* YEESH!!! FEAR MY BIG MAMMAL, STUPID GIRL!!

Alice:*Takes out the light coin and throws it at Bear bot causing a massive nuclear explosion on the bot*

Alice:Yesh..That should finish you off...

Nina: Meh, you're doing it wrong, dumb-o. *whips out the Devolve-O-Ray Gun.* Perhaps we'll do this the easy way. *Shoots Alice*

N. Gin: YOU HAD TO STEAL MY KILL!!! MISERABLE BRAT!!

Cortex: N. Gin, that is no way to talk to my niece!! Ha ha ha ha!! Another primitive prisoner for our collection. Maybe now that she'll stay out of our way.

*Crash enters the castle*

Cortex: Well well, if it isn't Crash Bandicoot, trying to foil my plans again.

Nina: *points the Devolve-O-Ray Gun at Crash* Don't you move..

Crash: AHH! O_O

Cortex: Take another step to taht Devolve-O-Ray, and you'll turn into a useless sea lion. If you surrender yourself to us, then we will spare you.

*Crash just scratches his head, just as he's so clueless.*

Alice:AUUUGH*Gets hit by the Devolv o ray and turns into an egg*

Monkey Toniyo: *acts like a wild monkey* AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH!! *Mauls N. Gin*

N. Gin: RIGHT IN MY FAVORITE EYEBALL!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!

Cortex: What?! That's impossible! Humans aren't suppose to evolve from... eggs! They're supposed evolve from primates! I mean, that's illogical!

*The egg is completely still*

Crash: *picks up Alice's egg* Oooh!

Cortex: Hah! It's too late to eat scrambled eggs because you're next! Nina, fire!

*Nina attempts to blast Crash, but he dodges away*

*The egg starts violently shaking and then rams into Crash and then lands next to something called the Evolve o Ray*

Cortex: The Evolve-O-Ray!! Stop Crash from turning that girl back to--

*Too late. Crash used the ray on Alice, turning her to her human form*

Cortex: Normal...

Alice:*Uses the Evolve o ray on Monkey Toniyo*

Cortex: Oh no you don't!! *Uses the Time Belt to freeze Crash, Toniyo, and Alice.*

Alice:(Thinks) Good thing i also control time...*Uses time start on herself and Toniyo*

Toniyo.There is something you dont know about me...Something i have kept a secret from everyone...Im not really from this planet..Im an outsider..An Alien...I was sent here on a mission... And then i met everyone here..And i wanted to stay...

Cortex: O.o That explains why turned into an egg instead of a proper evolution--

Crash: Nyeh he he he he!! *Chases Cortex, Nina, and N. Gin*

Cortex: RUN!! He'll try to take us down!! Wait.. Oh no!! He's not going to make us do his Crash Dance again!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Toniyo: You weren't human at all..Just an alien? But... Why?

Alice:As i said...I was sent here on a mission to destroy all humans..But there was a problem..I couldnt destroy the ones i loved...Even my brother is one of them..And he is taking this mission seriously...Remember when he Gave all of you a burn marking and siad it was his way to recognize people?Well..That time he actually tried to kill you all...Im so sorry for doing this...*Hugs Toniyo and starts crying*

Toniyo: ....*hugs Alice as well.* It's alright.. I forgive you, my love--

Cortex: DO IT OUTSIDE!!! *gets in the escape pod with N. Gin and Nina*

Nina: Great. Foiled again by that pesky marsupial.

Cortex: You took the words right out of my mouth.

*The escape pod leaves the topic*

Alice:NO ITS NOT OK!!!*Cries hysterically*
I cannot return now!I CANNOT GO BACK TO MY PLANET!!!

Crash: *gives Alice a box of tissue paper* Yah hee.

Alice:*Cries and wipes it off with the tissues and then cries again*