Hayabusa Village (Ninja Gaiden)

*Gordon is burnt and covered in ashes. He closed the door.*

Gordon: Nope. Doesn't lead to the next room.

*Waffle opens the door.*

A mechanical T-Rex busts down the door Waffle opened...and the wall around it.

Waffle: YAHOO! I won a prize!!

Mr. Blik: NO YOU SLOP FILLED SLUG!! THAT'S MORE OF A BOOBY PRIZE!!!

The mechanical T-Rex steps on Waffle.

Waffle: OW!! *sobs* Waaaaaaaah!!! My prize hated me!

Unfortunately, the T-Rex is not affected by Waffle's tears.

Mr. Blik: What?! It didn't work as before?!

Mr. Blik and Gordon: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!! *crashes through the door that Mr. Blik picked.*

Waffle: *lifts the T-Rex's foot up* Wait!! *follows them.*

They end up in another pitch-black room. The door closes behind them.

*Annoyed at this, Gordon used a flashlight again.*

Mr. Blik: This pitch-black nonsense is getting annoying real fast.

Waffle: Darkness stinks!

A shuriken slices the flashlight in half.
?????? ???: Light is not good for a ninja's training.

Gordon: So does deforesting you heartless thing!!

Waffle: THAT WAS MY FAVORITE FLASHLIGHT! FLASHLIGHT KILLER!!

?????? ???: I was never deforesting anything. I respect all forests.

Mr. Blik: Then why are you planning to take over the village?!

?????? ???: That has nothing to do with deforesting, and it's my duty to.

Mr. Blik: I didn't it has, you big headed garbage disposal!!

Gordon: Who are you??

The lights briefly turn on, revealing Shadow Man. The lights then turn back off.

Gordon: It's a good thing I have this. *puts on his night vision goggles*

Mr. Blik: Whoa whoa whoa, wait a minute. How come we haven't thought of this before?

The night vision goggles are pulled off of Gordon.

Gordon: Guess it counts as cheating. Fine! We'll play by your rules then!

Shadow Man's Voice: You just have to find me.

Mr. Blik: IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!! IT'S PITCH BLACK!!!!

Gordon: Fine! I'll find ya in the darkness. I just need to feel an object or living being. *searches for Shadow Man.*

A shuriken goes flying past Gordon's head.

*Gordon avoids this.*

Gordon: I'm not afraid of you, foul thing!!

OOC:...How could Gordon avoid it if it never hit him in the first place?

IC:

Gordon gets punched several times, then kicked into a wall.

OOC: Never done the pitch-black thing before, Sockie.

Gordon: Urgh.. *punch and kicks* Hah! Yah!