The Middle of Nowhere (Courage the Cowardly Dog)

*There is a knock on the door.*

Courage enters the topic, goes to the door, and opens it.

*Yes, it was Homsar, with a spider on his head*

Homsar: AAAaaaAAAaaa! I'm the king of the butterflies!

Spider: *SNARLS!* HIIIISSSSSSSSS!!

Courage: OOOOOOOO!!!

Courage jumps up an smacks the spider of Homestar's head using a tennis racket.

OOC: That is NOT Homestar.

Homsar: Thank *blowhorn*

*The door is closed. Another knock is heard.*

Courage: Huh? *Opens door.*

*Wes Weasely is in front of Courage*

Wes Weasely: Hiya hiya hiya! The name's Wes Weasely, door-to-door salesman! Are you interested in one of the best products from Mobius? I have alot on sale!

Wes Weasely: I like you to introduce to you to this new kind of musical program!! *Shows Courage a music program* Or should I say.. a singing synthesizer application!

Courage: Huh?

Wes Weasely: It lets you type melody and lyrics.

Muriel: That sounds interesting! You know, I did play a sitar.

Wes Weasely: Ah! Marvelous. Anyway, *brings Courage and the music synthesizer to the attic* mind if I put this baby in? *puts the CD in Courage's computer*

Computer: Installing... Give me a moment to do this. Ah! There we go. It's installed. Really, it didn't take too long.

Courage walks into the attic and checks his computer. The progrm is installed.

Wes Weasely: And it's easy to use to! *gives Courage the demo by making the music on the computer, with a young girl's voice in it! Try it--

Computer: Hmm.. Strange. There is a real girl in this program.

Wes Weasely: O_O WhaT?! Is this a joke?!

Miku appears on the computer screen.

Miku: 私は踊る準備ができています。

Wes Weasely: Is she saying that it's my birthday???

*Pedro and the Mariachis appear*

Pedro: Did somebody say.. BIRTHDAY?!?!

*The mariachis play the mexican music.*

Computer: Oooh.. you three twits..

Miku: あなたはこの歌を声に出すために私を望みますか？

Courage: Huh?

Computer: Oh yes, I have equipped with the translation device.. She said, "Do you desire me in order to put out this song to voice?"

Courage: Hmmmm... Uh huh. *Nods yes.*

Wes Weasely: Why it's easy!! *does something on the computer and adds on the tunes.*

Wes Weasely: And let the magic do the singing! And-- What is this here? *picks up a familiar remote* I never seen this one before. Kinda look like from a sci-fi version. *uses it...*

*But he accidently pressed the portal button that creates the portal from the computer.*

Wes Weasely: Whoops.

Miku gets spat out of the portal and lands on Courage.

Courage: EEEEEEEE!!!

Pedro: Aye papi. *runs away*

Wes Weasely: Guh-guh-guh-guh---Oii.. *faints*

*Meanwhile, Eustace arrives late.*

Eustace: I still have my anger over that stupid muscular weapon loving freak. *enters the house* Muriel! I'm home!

Muriel: Eustace! ...Where have you been?! *Bashes Eustace with a rolling pin.*

Eustace: OW!! What did I do?!

Miku gets off of Courage and rubs her head.

Miku: Uhn... 何が起こりましたか？ 私はどこにいますか？

Eustace: Where is that stupid dog?! I need a favor from him.

Muriel: Courage? Oh, he's at the attic trying out with a new program.

Eustace: Programs? What good are they? They mean nothing but entertain you just so they can get your money out of your wallet. *grumbing and walks to the attic.* Hey Stupid Dog. Some stupid lump is out there saying something about coffee and jelly beans.

*It's true. Homsar is still outside.*

Homsar: My aunt is a jumping jelly coffee bean!

*Back to the three*

Eustace: And tell that supermodel that-- WAIT A MINUTE!! WHO IS THAT?!

Miku: *Stands in front of Eustace and bows.* こんにちは！ 私の名前はMikuです。 私は、歌と曲を声に出すことに使われたコンピュータプログラムです。 ここで　あなたの犬がプログラムからどのようになんとか私を解放したかに　およそ　そして。

Eustace: I don't understand what you're saying.

Computer: She said, "Hello! My name is Miku. I am the computer program which was used in putting out song and tune to voice. Your dog somehow released me from the program from the computer."

Eustace: ...

Computer: Stupid skin and bones. She is speaking Japanese. Don't even learn from the book??

Eustace: Nope.