The Rotten Rabbit Tavern

A tavern that criminals, bounty hunters, mercenaries, terrorists, and lawyers hang out at when they want a good time. It's run by the mysterious Old Man Sam, and has a squad of elite ninjas trained to beat anyone who questions the name of the tavern.

Fang enters the topic as Old Man Sam appears at the counter.

Ramses is in the tavern, half-asleep at a booth. Well, he looks half-asleep. You can't tell because the cowboy hat is covering his eyes.

Fang walks up to the counter.
Fang: One glass of beer, thank you very much.
Old Man Sam hands one to Fang, who starts drinking it.

A generic thief sneaks up to Ramses and tries to take his wallet, but the Shroob pulls out a rifle with a hawk emblem on the side and blows the thief's head off.

Another thief grabs the first thief's corpse and stuffs it in a sack labelled "Ebay".

Ramses continues half sleeping (apparently).

A cloaked figure (M) kicks open the door and walks up to the counter.

Old Man Sam grunts.

M: Well, aren't you going to ask?

Old Man Sam grunts again.
Random Thief: He's asking you right now.

M: ... I'll have a Shroom Shake.

Ramses briefly looks up to look at M before going back to whatever he was doing.

Old Man Sam almost instantly passes it to M.

M catches the Shroom Shake and pops the top. He shifts the cloak so it isn't covering his mouth and starts to drink.

M finishes the Shroom Shake and places 10 coins on the counter along with two wanted posters, one of LWB and one of E. Nigma. LWB's wanted poster says "Wanted dead or alive. 50,000 coins.", while E. Nigma's says "Wanted dead. 1,000,000 coins."

M: If you find either of the two, don't hesitate.

Old Man Sam grunts while Fang looks at the posters.

M walks out of the bar and out of the topic.

Ramses gets up and also looks at the posters.

Fang: I think I'll be leaving now...
Fang heads to the exit.

Ramses, without a word, also leaves the tavern.

Fang, who hadn't left yet, leaves.

Ramses enters the topic, holding a snared LWB. He then walks up to the counter.
Ramses: Hey, Sam. The guy leave any contact information?

Sam shakes his head.

LWB: When I get out of here, YOUR DEAD!!! YOU HEAR ME!?!? DEAD!!!