The Rotten Rabbit Tavern

OOC: Curses!! Foiled again!!

Uxie, starting to get annoyed with the two wierdos who entered the bar, puts down its newspaper to stare at them.

Gordon: Now, let's go find that cure-- *looks at Uxie* ...Uh.. Is there a problem?

Uxie nods.

Gordon: So you're saying that we can't find the cure because it'll make the main character of that plot feel like he was replaced by us, right?

All the unregistered characters glare at Gordon.

Uxie's voice in Gordon's head: Yes.

OOC: Uh...is Uxie supposed to say something?

OOC: Yes. It was supposed to say something a lot more dramatic than "yes", but CCRPG screwed up on me.

Gordon: But can I join the main character's plot then?

Uxie's voice in Gordon's head: The main character is Grimace, and you'll just be a liability to the heroes who are going to stop him. Now quit plot hijacking or I shall not be held responsible for the consequences.

Gordon: But what about my brothers, Mr. Blik and Waffle? And her boyfriend, Makoto?

Cowboy Guy: I thought he dated that psychopathic maniac.

Uxie's voice in Gordon's head: Also liabilities. Quite frankly, they can't do anything.

OOC: I hope you realize this topic isn't in the "Wild West", Karasz.

OOC: I know that.

Gordon: Well what can we do? Wait till the plotline is over?

Uxie's voice in Gordon's head: Just because I am the being of knowledge does not mean I have the patience to answer your questions.

Random Alcoholic: Just shut up and let the girl get back to her family!

Sekai: I guess there's nothing I can do but to go back. I'm sorry.

Gordon: Anyway.. when that whole Grimace Saga is over, would you mind giving your boyfriend this? *pulls out the Jaded Loch Ness Monster statue* This is where Highland Quid Clan admire. Nessie was one of the most legendary beasts.. But some say it's a myth. Give this to your boyfriend! I'm sure he'll like it.

Sekai: Thanks.. Well.. Goodbye then. *walks out of the topic.*

*Hal and Jeff came.*

Hal: Two beers, please.

Old Man Sam passes two bottles of beer.

Jeff: .....

Hal: Jeff?

Jeff: I can't hold anything. I'm a Goomba.

Hal: *placed a straw in the beer.* There, problem solved.

*Jeff drinks the beer.*

OOC: "Hal: Just levitate like that one Goomba who uses a baseball bat."

...Where did THAT come from?

OOC: Mario Superstar Baseball or Super Mario Sluggers.

OOC: The Goomba doesn't levitate, and why was he saying that?

OOC: Maybe Goombas can hold things even without their hands.