The Land of Sunshine, Rainbows, and Pretty Ponies

A happy land filled with sunshine, rainbows, and pretty ponies. You get what you see.

Unicorn: What? Unicorns ain't good enough here? Well, EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSEE ME!

Pretty ponies stare with puppy-dog eyes at the unicorn.

Unicorn: But... seeing that I'm just a subspecies of ponies, I might as well stay here. *begins to drink water from the river.*

Grammar Ponies dance around the unicorn and sigh.

OOC: They're too pretty to attack.

Unicorn: Can't you see I'm drinking here?

Dora the Explorer appears, dragging Boots on a chain leash. She laughs evilly. It becomes dark. The Rainbows turn only black and gray. The Ponies become gray and sad. The river dries out. Most plants turn a sickly brown color.

Dora creates a throne out of thin air and sits on it.

Raze enters the topic, ready to destroy everything because it's cute... but notices that nothing is and leaves the topic again.

Unicorn: *Spits the water, knowing that it's nothing but dirty sewer water* HEY! >:C

*Sam and Max arrives*

Sam: Mauling monkey with rabid bananas! Turns out that this place looks mediocre than it looks.

Bunny: ...

Max: Hey! I found a relative.

Bunny: Do I know you?

Sam: We're looking for a random town. Do you know somebody who--

Bunny: The unicorn knows...

Sam: Unicorn?

Max: Mythology never looked so wise and popular.

Sam: And where's the unicorn?

*The unicorn comes to Sam and Max.*

Unicorn: You called?

Max: Like I said: Mythology never looked so popular!

Sam: What's your name?

Unicorn: My name's Charlie. Who the hell are you?

Sam: We're Sam & Max: Freelance Police.

Charlie: The police?! Finally, I was hoping to get you here. The phoneline is broken thanks to that miserable brat, Dora!

Sam: Dora?

Charlie: Dora the Explorer! Who else?! She's gone mad with power! Look at her!

*Sam and Max sees Dora from far away*

Max: Next time, let's call her "Pandora!"

Charlie: *chuckles* Good one.

Sam: Let us ask you a question.

Charlie: Look, just hurry up. The Land of Sunshine, Rainbows, and Pretty Ponies are not looking too well.

Sam: Do you know a random city?

Charlie: Random city? Gee, that's an easy question! You two ever been to 4Chan City?

Max: 4Chan City? Oh! Do they have souvineers and carnival rides?

Charlie: ....I think so.

Sam: The Comissioner sent us to find out what's causing all the ruckus in 4Chan City.

Charlie: I'm afraid it's not that easy. You need a pass to get in.. And I have like three, but two I need to get rid of, and it's NOT THOSE TWO ANNOYING BRATS WHO MADE ME GO TO CANDYLAND AND LOSE MY KIDNEY!!

Max: *laughs* Boy, you just got tricked, man!

Charlie: Shut up. I'll give you two the Futaba Passes to enter 4Chan City.. But.. you have to do a simple task first. Defeat Dora. That's all.

Sam: We'll take the case.

Max: We are going to spank her silly, and shove a cabbage down her throat.

Charlie: Good luck.

*Sam and Max are coming towards to Dora's Palace, if she got one.*

A Mountain of Evil Candy falls from the sky and squishes Charlie.

candy mooouunnttain, charlie

The Palace is about the size of earth.

Charlie: Oh I hate it when this happens..

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Max: Whoaa!!

Sam: Kinda wish when you're the president, you gotta have the size of planet Earth.

Max: And force people to play a game of Megaton Labyrith. This is so beautiful!

Sam: We'll have more sight seeing for later. We gotta stop Dora and free this world from depression. *pulls out his gun*

Max: Way ahead of ya, Sam. *does the same.*

A Rabid Cow, Squirrel, and Iguana jump out of the bushies with foam...foaming out of their mouths.

Max: Aww! Look at the cute fuzzy maniacs! Can we keep them Sam?

Sam: Not a chance, as they are already belonged to their owner.

Max: How can you tell?

Sam: Call me crazy, but these guys are one of Dora's friends. Now they're suffering from rabies. We best not to catch them or we'll get one too.

Max: Can we shoot them dead, Sam?

Sam: Can't think of a reason not to.

*Sam and Max shoot the rabid animals with their guns.*

The rabid animals dodge and bite Max and Sam.

Max: *giggles* It tickles Sam!

Sam: Luckily we had vaccines that protects us from the rabies.

Max: That's medication for ya.

Sam: *whips out the rabid antidote injections* Luckily we have these in case this happens.

Max: I'll grab the cow! *holds up the rabid cow*

Sam: This may sting a bit. *injects the antidote into the cow.* Now it's your turn. *injects it to the iguana and the squirrel.*

The Cow stops foaming, but it's still crazy.

Sam: The cow is cured from rabies, but he's still out of control.

Max: I'm just going to say that he has Mad Cow Disease.

Sam: *chuckles* You crack me up little buddy!

Max: Now he's going to get a taste of Hyperkinetic Lagamorph Disease!! BANZAI!! *leaps towards to the cow and beat him up, then gives him the straightjacket that prevents him from moving.*

The cow rips out of the jacket and stomps on Max several times.

Max: *pulls out a knife* Hello Cow, meet mister sharpie! *Stabs the cow in the chest, then the head, now the neck; laughs maniacly*

The Cow becomes a Zombie.

Sam: Boy, the despression effect must've turned him into a zombie.

Max: *paranoid* Oh Sam..

Sam: Let's run for it, little buddy. He's got brain eating on his dead mind.

Max: YAAAAAAAHHH!! *flees with Sam.*

Benny: I HAD DREAMS TOO, YA KNOW!

Benny (the cow) gives chase.

Sam: Max, next time, we'll have to make him medium rare.

Max: That goes for the iguana and squirrel.

Sam: You eat the other two animals?

Max: During Christmas time! *smiles happily*

*Sam and Max barges into the next room.*

There are millions of animals with rabies and are zombies. They surround Sam and Max.