The Land of Sunshine, Rainbows, and Pretty Ponies

Grampa Willie: Good. *a trumpet fanfare sounds* Well congrats, sonnyboys, you've learned all of the moves in this here level. I may not have been able to stop ya'll from breath'n my air here, but don't think you'll be s'lucky in the mines... they's not much air down there anyways!

Grampa Willie burrows back underground.

Kamerry: Dears, I do believe I see a Portal Piece floating on that island of contentment and benevolence over there!

Kamerry floats over to the edge of the water but quickly jumps back.

Kamerry: Oh fiddle faddle, this will not do. This water is infested with piranhas... not to mention we'd all catch our deaths in it if we fell in!

LWB shoots a Frozen Paint Splatter close to the edge of the water.

This creates a single frozen stepping stone.

Kamerry: *to LWB* If I may suggest, dearie, these steeping stones might dissapear soon after you have made them, and I doubt they would hold more then one person, so do be careful.

Random Goblin: You mean, like Ice Mario in Super Mario Galaxy?

Kamerry: *sighs* Leave it to one of my sister's goons to upsurp me by talking about nonsense.

LWB: Okay.

LWB starts making a trail of ice leading to the island and runs across the ice. AFter a few seconds, the trail of disappears.

LWB should be on the island now, where the fourth portal piece is floating... suspiciously. *cue ominous music*

LWB reaches for the Portal Piece.

Portal Piece: EY! WHATTAYA THINK YER DO'N, KID?

LWB: JEEZ!!! ... *Pokes the Portal Piece.*

Portal Piece: EY! *pokes LWB*

LWB giggles like the Pillsbury Doughboy.

LWB: Aren't you supposed to be a Portal Piece?

Portal Piece: That doesn't mean I like to be poked like a dead frog! *imitates random traveler* Oh look at me, just because I have thumbs I rule the world! I could care less about the feelings of inatimate objects! *back to normal* What did you think, every Portal Piece is going to giggle and shout just because someone tries to yank them from there resting place?

Kamerry casts a spell on the Portal Piece that petrifies it, causing it to fall to the ground.

Kamerry: That settles him.

OOC: I'm reminded of a (much grumpier) Casper the Key from Knightmare.

OOC: What excatly is Knightmare?

Kamerry magically puts the grumpy portal piece in Hammerspace and urges for LWB to follow her to a magical clearing of Sunshine and Rainbows.

OOC: A British game show where kids put on the Helmet of Justice to blind them to the blue screen way ahead, so three advisors using a "magic mirror" and the advice/mocking of Treguard the dungeon master have to guide him through a three-level dungeon of epicness and not horribly fail.

Would you like to know more?[/Starship Troopers]

OOC: If you'd like.

IC:

This would also be a good time for everyone else to follow Kamerry.

Sockie does so.

OOC: Knightmare was epicly hard. There were eight seasons, several teams per season, and of those teams, only eight won. In the entire run of Knightmare. The best part was the characters, including Cedric the Mad Monk, who went around insulting people and whacking them with a quarterstaff but really wanted a hug, Casper the Key, a talking key that belonged to Merlin, and... well, Merlin.

IC:

Alex follows Kammery.

LWB follows Kamerry

The backround music starts to become very dark and ominous as the group enters the field of happiness and joy and blah blah blah.

Kamerry: Oh dear... I don't like the sound of this...

Sockie: What's so bad about dark and ominous music?

Alex looks for the radio that's playing said music.