4Chan City

This is the largest city where it is filled with random stuff. It mostly involves internet memes, such as Mudkip obsessions and bears that stalk little girls. You'll even encounter some of the most weirdest characters you'll find.

*Sam and Max arrives.*

???: Sorry, but you need the pass to enter.

Sam: We got them right here. *holds up the passes.*

???: OK! But for non-pass people, they will need to bring like.. $20 to enter. Come on in, dog and rabbity thing!

*Sam and Max enters*

Sam: Here we are, Max. The town of random pictures, babes, unsual items, and interesting photographs we call 4Chan City.

Max: *sniff* It's beautiful.

Sam: Now we'll have to see who's trying to make the city very unconfortable.

O RLY owl flies down from the sky and lands in front of Sam and Max.

O RLY: O RLY?!

Sam: Yeah, really!!

Max: *giggles* Look at that! It's a snow white Owl!

Sam: Not just any owl, Max. A comedic O RLY owl to be exact. He does that when there is a serious situation going on, and he goes on with a silly response.

Max: Talk about not taking things too seriously, but still, it's funny!

Sam: Excuse me Mr. Owl, but the Commissioner tells us that there is something crazy going on here. Not like the usual, but the bad one. Can you tell us what is going on?

O RLY: O RLY? Someone's screwing this place up? I haven't noticed anything. O RLY?!

Sam: Well, what do you call this? *shows the O RLY the graffiti that says.. "Moot is a jerk!"*

Max: By the way, who is Moot?

O RLY: My Author has no idea, thus he can't help you! O RLY?!

Voice: Ya rly

O RLY: O

OOC: Moot is a girl.

Sam: I'm just going to say that she must be the mayor.

*An army of stick figures appear*

Sam: Holy mother of maggots topped with butterscotch! We found the problem.

Max: Stick figures?!

Sam: The lowest of the low. They are the common creatures that was seen from drawings and flash cartoons. Now they are coming here to rule this city!

Max: The unspeakable yet unfinished horror!!!

Sam: They can get killed by a single bullet or a single fist. Max, which would you prefer?

Max: Both! I'm too greedy ot pick!!

Sam: I'm going with the same thing. Let's kick some ass!

*The Freelance police shoot the stick figures.*

*The stick figures are brutally killed.*

Sam: Never mess with high quality art... or flash cartoons at any matter.

Max: Now we need to find directions to the Mayor's place. And perhaps steal her candies and chocolate samples.

Sam: You have a sweet sense of teething, Max.

Max: Hey, what's with that walrus holding a bucket?

Sam: No idea Max. But we'll have to ask directions from him if he want to see Moot. *walks to the walrus holding a bucket with Max.*

Max: Look Sam! *picks up an Emerald Star Rock* It's a cute rare stone that is star shaped!

Sam: Well I'll be. Maybe we'll give Sybill this thing just to impress Abe!

Max: If we can find them of course.

*Sam and Max enters the mayor's building. Armaxe is holding the trophy of Moot.*

Sam: By the lord of Loki with poor pranking skills!!

Armaxe: You're too late, infedels.. I got another one for Tabuu to play with!! *sets down a Subspace Bomb.* And now, say goodbye to this world!!! *leaves the topic with Moot Trophy.*

Max: I take it that the bomb will kill us all.

Sam: We gotta scram before it blows up!!

*Sam and Max fled out of teh topic as the Subspace Bomb explodes, sucking the large portion of the city in Subspace.*

O Rly Owl Flies out of the Topic as it is completely sucked into Subspace.

The topic reappears.