Free Country USA (Homestar Runner)

Subject: Re: Free Country USA (Homestar Runner) Sat Jul 05, 2008 12:11 am

*The Compy with a Bad Graphics Skeleton blocks Strong Bad's way*

Admin Posts : 26359 Join date : 2007-08-25 Age : 36

Strong Bad: COMPY?!?!? YOU TOO?!?

Subject: Re: Free Country USA (Homestar Runner) Sat Jul 05, 2008 12:20 am

*A cardboard sign appear and floats around that reads "Reservered for the Lappy"*

Admin Posts : 26359 Join date : 2007-08-25 Age : 36

Strong Bad: THIS ISN'T A DREAM!! IT'S A NIGHTMARISH REALITY!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO---

*5 days later...*

Strong Bad: -OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Subject: Re: Free Country USA (Homestar Runner) Sat Jul 05, 2008 12:24 am

*The Compy and Tandy have both shut down because of lack of power source*

Admin Posts : 26359 Join date : 2007-08-25 Age : 36

Strong Bad: I guess screaming for 5 days really paid off. Now I gotta get rid of Tandy and Compy out of my misery. Who would be dumb enough to take them?

Subject: Re: Free Country USA (Homestar Runner) Sat Jul 05, 2008 12:28 am

*Senor Cardgadge appears*

Senor Cardgadge: I'll, hurm....Give ya twnety buckaroos, hurm, for these cabinets....Go long!!!......

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Strong Bad: Deal! *Gives Tandy and Compy to Senor and takes $20 away.*

Subject: Re: Free Country USA (Homestar Runner) Sat Jul 05, 2008 12:31 am

Senor Cardgadge: *Pulls out Football* Go long!

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Strong Bad: Will do!! *Does so.*

Subject: Re: Free Country USA (Homestar Runner) Sat Jul 05, 2008 10:16 pm

*Senor Cardgadge walks away, Meanwhile The Poopsmith, Pom Pom, Coach Z and Homsar appear in the topic. So does Marshie, Crack Stuntman, Atari Dragon, And New Paper. Meanwhile, as Strong Bad passes The consession Stand.......*

Bubs: So Coach, as you can see, I put a lot of work on this!

Coach Z: I would never have the kind of dedication. It seems kinda boring to me.

Bubs: Well, I worked pretty darn hard on it.

Coach Z: I guess so. But I still ain't paying 700 Dollars for the History of all napkins everob

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*Homestar comes over to Bubs and Coach Z.*

Homestar: Hey guys! What's up?

Subject: Re: Free Country USA (Homestar Runner) Sat Jul 05, 2008 10:24 pm

Bubs: Oh hey Homestar. Me and Coach were just talking about my new book.

Coach Z: "The history of all napkins EVER".

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Homestar: Ooh! Napkins? Boy, did I ever tell you that I ate over 9,000 napkins a long time ago? It should be in a World Records Book of World Records!

Subject: Re: Free Country USA (Homestar Runner) Sat Jul 05, 2008 10:43 pm

Bubs: Really?

Coach Z: Corse nort! He's just bein' sorcastic!

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Homestar: No, I'm serious! They were deblishious!

Subject: Re: Free Country USA (Homestar Runner) Sat Jul 05, 2008 10:48 pm

Coach Z: Gosh, Homestar...I don't mean to rain on your parade, bu i've earten more. Then I borfed.

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Homestar: How many did you eat?

Subject: Re: Free Country USA (Homestar Runner) Sat Jul 05, 2008 10:53 pm

Coach Z: Higher then you can count.

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Homestar: *disappointed* Aww man! *brightened up* But The King of Town ate more than you, Coach Z!

Subject: Re: Free Country USA (Homestar Runner) Sat Jul 05, 2008 11:04 pm

*The King of Town walks by, chewing on some napkins*

Coach Z: Ort's okay. I mean, he's the king!

*Meanwhile, A sign appears in front of SB the reads "CHECK YOUR SBEMAILS".

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Strong Bad: Holy crap!! I gotta get going! *Heads to his house and check his emails.*

Subject: Re: Free Country USA (Homestar Runner) Sat Jul 05, 2008 11:09 pm

*The New Paper rolls down*

New Paper: What took you so long?

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Strong Bad: I was on vacation. Sorry New Paper. Heh heh ^_^;

Subject: Re: Free Country USA (Homestar Runner) Sat Jul 05, 2008 11:14 pm

*The New Paper rolls up and the Lappy displays a sbemail*

The Lappy: dear super strong bad guy,
yo dude, liek i ws just WONDERING, can you do one more another one..two...one..two montage thingyagain?
with tons of crap,
joe mama, CA

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