Free Country USA (Homestar Runner)

Free Country USA is a place where Homestar and his friends live. You can visit many places such as Strongbadia, King of Town's Castle, Bub's Consession Stant, The Track and Football Field, and let's not forget the House of Strong.

*Megaman fanboy enters*


Megaman Fanboy:OH MY GOD!Is this?!Is this Strongbadia?!God!I need Strongbads autograph!He is like...Second on my list of what i like!!And that list has 794 names!


*MMFB runs around looking for strongbad*

*Pac-Man is in the bush, since there is a hidden pipe in it*

Pac-Man: Where am I?

Megaman fanboy:Cannot..Find him....*Pant*

*Leaves the topic*

Pac-Man: I think I'm in a wrong world. *leaves topic*

*Karana rolls into the topic*

Karana: WHERESMYTREASUREIWANTTEASUREWHERESMYTREASURE?!

*SM52595 walks into the topic*

Sm52595: You had sugar today, didn't you?

Karana: COURSENOTSUGARMAKESMEHYPERANDWHYAREYOUTALKINGANDMOVINGSSSOOOOSLOW?

SM52595: I'm not.

Karana: YESYOUARESEEITSTAKINGYOUAHALFHOURTOWALKUPTOME!

SM52595: ...

*Rayman and Globox arrives*

Rayman: Hey, is it alright if we tag along?

*A figure without the arms but with tall legs appear*

Karana: WOAAAATHATGUYISTALLTALLTALLTALLHEYMINDIFIJUMPONYOU?

*Karana climbs up on the figure and starts jumping on its head*

Homestar: Oh Hello there tourists. Welcome to HomestarRunner.net. It's dot com. Seriously folks.

*SM52595 coughs. Someone sneezes in the distance*

Karana: WHOHERESPEAKSSPANISH?

Homestar: I have no idea what you just said, but it's pretty funny.

Karana: ILIKECEREAL!

SM52595: She gets over hyper from eating a single dot of sugar.

Homestar: Oh that's the same for me except I talk really slow when I eat too much sugar.

Karana:B-BANANASB-A-N-A-N-A-S!BAANNNNAAANNNAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS!CANIHAVEABANANADOYOUHAVEBANANASWHOHASSPANISHCEREAL?

*Skeleton Gorelock appears far away from SM52595*

Homestar: Who are you by the way?

Karana: MEMYNAMEISKARANADOYOULIKEITIDOITSAFUNNAMETOSAYIMNOTSUREIFITSSPANISHENGLISHGERMANITALIANJAPANESECHINESEORIRISH!

SM52595: ShadowMario52595. I lost my other friend.

Random Person: That's terrible! I'm so sorry!

SM52595: What are you talking about? He's only in another topic. What'cha think I meant, he was dead?

Random Person: *sweatdrops while inching away*

Homestar: Ooooooh.. Seriously though--

Gorelock: AH HA!! I regonize those faces anywhere. One of Karasz's allies eh? Well prepare to be destroyed!!

Karana: HEYLOOKGUYSTHERESAPERSONAAAAAAALLLLLLTHEWAYOVERTHEREIMGONNAGOSAYHIBERIGHT BACK!

*Karana zooms over to Gorelock, shouts Hi, then shoots back to her spot on Homestar's head*

Gorelock: Enough!! I shall destroy with my undeadly power!

Rayman: Oh this is too long. Ya wanna fight?! Bring it!!

*Gorelock and Rayman beat each other up*

Globox: WAAAAAAAAHH!! *flees* I think this internet cartoon has turned crazy.

Gorelock: OK! I GIVE UP!! *flees*

Rayman: I don't think we have to stick around any longer. *leaves topic with Globox*

*Karana dances fastly on Homestar's head*

Homestar: Boy, that tickles!

*Karana does 100 jumping jacks in 2 seconds*

*Homestar is stunned*

Person: Your friend needs some decaf.