Free Country USA (Homestar Runner)

Admin Posts : 26359 Join date : 2007-08-25 Age : 36

Norbert: I can't understand what you're saying.

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Homestar: Hey, Mr. Rat! Want a chocolate bar?

Daggett: WOO! Would I? *takes the chocolate bar* Sblounskched? Neh. What's in it anyway?

Homestar: I think you should look at what's inside.

*Daggett takes a bite, but spits it out*

Daggett: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!! WHAT'S IN THIS GARBAGE!! Nevermind, I don't want to know. GET OUT OF YOU-- *kicks the Sblounskched at the King of Town.* NEEHH!!

Subject: Re: Free Country USA (Homestar Runner) Fri Aug 22, 2008 11:01 pm

Pom Pom: *Angry* Blublublublublublublublublublublublbublbublbu!

Coach Z: Pom Pom! Do you kiss yer hot mom with that mouth?

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KoT: Ooh! *Eats the Sblounshed Bar*

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Norbert: YEEEESHHHH, watch your language, Big Guy.

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Daggett: I hope the fat king likes it because it taste like underpants.

Subject: Re: Free Country USA (Homestar Runner) Fri Aug 22, 2008 11:16 pm

KoT: I LOVE underpants!

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Daggett: Even you ate your own? *laughs*

Subject: Re: Free Country USA (Homestar Runner) Fri Aug 22, 2008 11:47 pm

KoT: Hey! Municipality, attack!

*The Poopsmith(As Poopertrooper) attacks Dagget*

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Daggett: AAHH!! OOO!!! WOOOOOO!! WOOOO!! *flees.*

Subject: Re: Free Country USA (Homestar Runner) Sat Aug 23, 2008 12:23 am

*Pooptrooper persues after him*

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Daggett: HE SMELLS LIKE COW MANURE!!!!

Subject: Re: Free Country USA (Homestar Runner) Sat Aug 23, 2008 10:44 pm

KoT: It is Cow Manure! And me manure.

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*Daggett spazzes out.*

Strong Mad: SEEEIIIIZUUUUREEEEE!!!!

*Homestar goes over to Marzipan.*

Subject: Re: Free Country USA (Homestar Runner) Sat Aug 23, 2008 10:59 pm

Marzipan: Hey Homestar. How have you been doing?

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Homestar: I was hanging out with Mr. Rat!

Subject: Re: Free Country USA (Homestar Runner) Sat Aug 23, 2008 11:20 pm

Marzipan: Strong Bad is a bad influence Homestar.

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Homestar: That was Strong Bad?

*Daggett comes over to Homestar.*

Daggett: YOU'RE THE BAD INFLUENCE, SPOOTHEAD!!

*Strong Bad's time machine pops up and crushes Marzipan's daisies.*

Subject: Re: Free Country USA (Homestar Runner) Sat Aug 23, 2008 11:28 pm

Marzipan: Hey! Those are my Daisies!

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*Strong Bad and The Cheat comes out, dazed.*

Subject: Re: Free Country USA (Homestar Runner) Sun Aug 24, 2008 10:18 pm

*New Paper drops down*

New Paper: Where have you been?

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Strong Bad: I'm fine New Paper. URGGH!! *pulls out a paper bag and pukes in it* BLAARRGGHHHH!! COUGH!! Ooooh.. *drops the bag on Marizpan's remaining daizies.*

Subject: Re: Free Country USA (Homestar Runner) Sun Aug 24, 2008 10:35 pm

Marzipan: My daisies!

New Paper: Did you see any of your ancestors?

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Strong Bad: Yes I did.

*Daggett and Norbert sees this.*

Norbert: Dagg, I think we have seen too many weirdos in this country.

Daggett: Including a smelly ugly knight!!

Subject: Re: Free Country USA (Homestar Runner) Mon Aug 25, 2008 10:16 pm

New Paper: So you only went into the past?

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Strong Bad: Not only that, I saw my ancestor.

Homestar: Hey Strong Bad! Are you bullying the daisies again?

Strong Bad: Maybe. Are you bullying the weasels?

Daggett: WE'RE NOT WEASELS! WE'RE BEAVERS!!

Norbert: And you look like a combination of a masked wrestler and a boxer.

Subject: Re: Free Country USA (Homestar Runner) Mon Aug 25, 2008 10:29 pm

*Cut to a line Grid*

Vector Strong Bad: Well, his face asplode.

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Strong Bad: Now if you excuse me, I better go read some e-mails. *goes home with The Cheat and gets on Stooley and logs on the Lappy.* Gonna check on my e-e-e-mail! Uh huh! E-e-e-Mail! Booyah!

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Daggett: Who are you anyway?

Homestar: I'm The Homestar Runner! I'm a terrific athlete.

Daggett: WHO HAS AN EX-GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T STOP HIM FROM DESTROYING THE DAISIES! HA HA HA!

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