Mute City (F-Zero)

Rayman: (normal voice, sarcasm) Right, and you wear thongs.

Globox: I know who you are, Mimi!! You're gonna pay for putting my best friend in jail by framing him!

Rayman: FINE. Don't believe me? I'm joining the hoodlums.

*Rayman disappears in a shroud of purple smoke*

Globox: *happy* Say hi to Andy for me! *serious* I gotta find Karana. Maybe she can help me get Rayman out of prison. *leaves topic*

*Epsilon 165 and Chi 018 appear in the topic in an LA-AT gunship, only to fall out of the open troop compartment and onto part of F-Zero X's Mute City 3*

Epsilon:DANG! GUYS, COME BACK!

*The LA-AT keeps going, and gets hit by the Wild Goose, which hit one of the jumps, and both explode into little mini-pieces*

Chi:PICO! NOOO! Why couldn't that be Billy the Demented Chimpanzee?!? WHOA!

*The other racers are going rapidly towards the Clones, and they jump up just in time, causing a scene very similar to that of Super Smash Bros Melee's Big Blue stage*

*Police Cars are on pursuit on the F-Zero Racers. Why? Hit and Run.*

Epsilon:Oooh dear...I think they're onto us.

Chi:We never did anything; why would they be after us?!?

Epsilon:Car surfing!

*The racer they're on, the Crazy Bear, spins out after being hit by a police hovercar, and Wipe Out by the Surfaris begins playing*

Chi:I think you're right! AAAAH!

*The goalpost is nearing, and before they can react it hits them, knocking both out*

*Dozens of Fire Imps, Flying Demons, and even Banshees are coming out of the manholes.*

*A Fire Imp runs onto the track and begins fooling around with Epsilon's pistol, the shots awakening him*

Epsilon:Uhh...who? AH! IT'S A RED GEONOSIAN!*pulls out his rifle and shoots it a few times, angering it and waking Chi up*

Chi:WHAT IS THAT THING?!?*Grabs his shotgun and points it at the imp*

*Banshees lets out a loud screech.*

Chi:YIPES! Yavin howlers don't scream that loud! *on comm device*This is Chi 086! I need backup! I'm on...Taris, I think, on some race course! There's some creatures after me! I don't know what they are, I'm sending a holopic now...

*The Banshees lunges on Chi and smashes her.*

Chi:AAAH! I'M A GUY AND IT SAYS HER! AAAAH!

Epsilon:Hold still so I can shoot it!

*Epsilon aims his rifle and fills the banshee with lazer*

OOC: How was I suppose to know he was a boy?

OOC:It says on my char sheets for Ep and Chi, and they're Clone Troopers from Star Wars anyways;they're all clones of Jango Fett.

OOC: Well, ya know, Star Wars characters are avaliable. But don't take them all because I might plan to get Yoda and even 3CPO and R2-D2.

OOC:No worries; Ep and Chi are actually made up. I took the names Epsilon and Chi from Star Wars Battlefront 2 and gave them my own numbers(Each clone trooper has a name consisting of a word like Delta, Alpha, Phi or Gamma, sorta like Eggman's E-100 bots, followed by a 3-dgit number). And you can take Yoda and the droids; I might get Wedge Antilles and some other minor people, but I'm not a real protagonist person(Minor characters tend to not have complete personalities, so you can tweak 'em a bit, whereas major people are already fully set up). But anyways, back to the action.

*Captain Falcon drives in with his Blue Falcon.*

Zaffira runs into the topic, now small, and uses a speed spell to run really fast alongside the blue falcon.

*The Nega Troopa is in his shell and chasing Zaffira*

Zaffira jumps on his shell.

*Nega Troopa jumps into the air and flips upside down*

Captian Falcon: What..the.? *drives ahead.* I better stop that criminal..

Zaffira isn't flipped upside down. She runs towards the Blue Falcon again.

*Nega Troopa continues to slide towards Zaffira*