Manstein Manor (Aura of the Moon)

Carlton: *Serves tea to Homer.* I am Carlton, the butler to the Mansteins... Though, it's advised that you don't stay here for too long.

Homer: Oh, good. I was going to Moe's anyway. Why, something important is going on?

Carlton: Oh, no, it's just that... It is believed that this manor is cursed.

Homer: *PFFT!!* Curse my ass. Did some gypsy told that this house is cursed?

Carlton: No, there has been several cases where objects moved on their own and whispering could sometimes be heard when you walk down a hallway by yourself.

Homer: I'll be the judge of it. And there is no such things as ghosts!! *walks to the hallway.*

The sound of wind blowing against the house could be heard... and the sound of the floor creaking.

Homer: Hmm?

Homer's Brain: Wind blowing, floor cracking, hmm, must be termites eating the floor, isn't it?

Giggling of a little girl suddenly echoes through the hallway.

Homer's Brain: And now there is this creepy giggling nearby.

Homer: Uh.. hello? Isn't it late to play a game of house?

?????: Come on...

The sound of shoes walking down the hallway is heard.

Homer: *nervous* Uh... Who's there?

??????: Hurry... I want to play... *Giggles.*

Homer: What kind of games we're talking about? If it's Twister, it's going to give me alot of cramps!!

??????: Lets play... JUMP ROPE!!!

A rope suddenly shoots out from the shadows of the hallway and wraps around Homer's ankles. The rope then trips him and starts dragging him down the hallway.

Homer: Ahh!! Jump rope!! That's the worst of all kinds! *Tries to get free* You don't want me around! I'm too heavy to jump! I failed jumping jacks in high school!!

The rope keeps pulling Homer with childish giggling filling the air. Suddenly, a shot rang out and the rope unties and the giggling stops.

Carlton: Are you okay Mr. Simpson!?

Homer: I keep hearing this stupid girl who is giggling while a rope is dragging me in, forcing me to play jump rope 24 hours a day, except when I get snack break every hour and then.

Carlton: *Helps Homer up.* Well it's a good thing I decided to follow you down here just incase. And it's also a good thing I always keep my pistol.

??????: Aaaaaawww, you were never any fun, Carlton!

Carlton: !!! That voice... IS THAT YOU MISTRESS!?!?

There is no response.

Homer: Hey, Mistress. Tell your daughter not to force me to play jump rope! And you almost gave Carlton a heart attack!

Carlton: That child was the Mistress!

Homer: ........*awkward* Cosmic.

Carlton: A long time ago, the Mistress would do nothing but stay in her room and play with her toys. Even as a grown up, she would still play with her toys! One night, I had found out that she had accidentaly hung herself with her own jump rope...

Homer: Suicidal by accident? And I wish she should've have FRIENDS sooner before she died!

Carlton: Unfortunately, she didn't make any friends since she stayed inside most of her life.