Kitchen Island (Wario Land)

*Wario uppercuts the polar bear, turning it into a fur coat.*

OOC: I'll assume that means it's dead.

OOC: Indeed.

*Wario tries the left route.*

OOC: I'll assume that that is impossible.

Wario ends up on a path full of enemies.

Wario: Hmm.. *pulls out a bowling ball made out of garlic.* HYAH! *Throws the garlic Bowling Ball at the enemies.*

Seeing as how the bowling ball is made out of garlic, it bounces off of the enemies.

Wario: ...Oh well, better do the usual! *Rams through the enemies.*

The enemies are all sent flying.

*Wario moves on.*

Wario ends up at a frozen lake which penguins are skating across.

*Wario skates across the ice.*

The penguins surround Wario.

Wario: What? I'm busy getting my treasure back. Go get eaten by seals, whales or something.

The penguins start pecking Wario.

Wario: OW! OW! OW!! *spin punches the penguins away.*

The penguins pull out sledge hammers and start smashing the ice.

*Wario jumps away from the ice.*

The penguins run towards Wario.

Wario: This is why I can't stand penguin movies!!

Morgan Freeman suddenly starts talking about how penguins live and a bunch of other stuff concerning them.

Wario: Hey! Who let the fat documentarist in my adventure?!

Morgan Freeman: And over there is the idiotic creature known as the "Wario". It'll probably be extinct in a week.

Wario: GRRR!! I'LL SHOW YOU EXTINCT!! *beats up Morgan Freeman and ties him up.* WAH HAH HAH HAH!! *throws Morgan into a river of thin ice* Have a rotten day! *walks away*

The penguin with boxing gloves and a spiked helmet jumps in front of Wario.