Kitchen Island (Wario Land)

Head: Do you say that to EVERY boss you fight?

RED Heavy: I MADE UP THE LINES!!

Wario: You're fired.

Head: Anyway, I have to kill you now.

Wario: I couldn't say that.

*Wario farted alot. The fart gas gets right into the head's nose.*

Head:...
The head swoops down at Wario.

*Wario jumps and stomps on Head.*

The head bites Wario.

*Wario punches face in the eye*

But there is no one named "Face" there.

Wario: I oughta punch my author for this. *Punches Head in the eye.*

The head bites Wario again.

*Wario yanks off the Head's teeth.*

The head proceeds to sue Wario.

Wario: *punches the Head's eyes again* Sue me, and I'll make your life miserable.

The head spits out fireballs at Wario.

*Wario dodges the fireballs and uppercuts the head.*

The head rams Wario.

*Wario double punches Head.*

The head flies up into the air.

Wario: Hmm?

*Wario looked at his watch.*

The head swoops down at Wario again.

*Wario jumps up and ground pounds Head.*

The head spins around.

*Wario punches the head directly to the wall.*