City 17 (Half-Life 2)

City 17 was visually described as a large Eastern European city, featuring mostly Eastern European architecture dating from pre-World War II neoclassicism, to post-war revival of classical designs, Soviet modernism, and post-Soviet contemporary designs.

The Combine rule this to enslave mankind.

*A Gem is in City 17. Homestar Runner arrives and noticed the gem.*

Homerstar: Hey, a pretty stone! *picks it up.* I think I'm going to call you, "Shiny!"

*In the Combine side of City 17, Karasz, Sarina, Mario, Luigi, and Benika came.*

Benika: Look at this place.. It's just terrible.

Karasz: Well, the next gem is around here somewhere.

RC floats down from the sky.

Karasz: *to Robot Companion* Hey, thanks for saving our lives.

Godot: *walking in the topic with Lamont*...OBJECTION! Kudos also must go to Lamont. He kept that spy busy.

*my characters enter topic*

*Headcrabs are approaching.*

Karasz: What are those things???

Psi Guy: I have no idea.

RC shoots them.

RC: HEAD CRABS. BAD. DON'T LET THEM ON YOUR FACE.

*The Headcrabs lunges.*

RC shoots it with a lazer, slicing it in two.

OOC: Zec, if you like Half-Life 2 so much, I suggest you register the G-Man.

Psi Guy: Where is the gem?

Karasz: I think that... Hey, is that Homestar?

*Homestar is running around with the gem.*

Homestar: You're ahead of me, Shiny! *trips and drops the gem into the sewers* Oh no! The sewer ate my pet rock!! Nooooo!! *sobs hysterically* Bawh hah hah haaah....

Psi Guy: What is wrong with that guy?

Sarina: He may be an athelete, but he's silly and dimwitted.

Psi Guy: So how do we get the gem now?

Karasz: Just enter the sewers.

Lamont: *glances at Godot*...Lucky!
Godot: *zaps a few* But they still hurt to look at!

Psi Guy: Okay, anybody see a manhole?

Godot: *blasts a hole in the street* Yeah, I found one.

Psi Guy: I guess we found one, but was that really necessary?

Godot: Hey. This is for that special lady, right? No power reserved when it comes to that.

*Karasz jumps in the manhole.*

...

*There is alot of fighting in the manhole.*

Sarina: Oh no! Onii-Chan!!