City 17 (Half-Life 2)

TUZL: What are you- *Lakilester elbows him*
Lakilester: *Whispering* Shut up you idiot.

Benika: Nevermind. Let's free Karasz from these freaking soldiers... We need a distraction.

Godot: (I'll have to do it) Hey. Someone push me in their direction. I'll...strike up a conversation.

*Benika angirly pushes Godot off. The Combine spotted Godot and point their rifles at him.*

Godot: *doesn't seem afraid of the rifles* Hey guys...how are you doing?

Combine Soldier: You are an intruder. Drop your weapons or we'll open fire.

Godot: Weapons? I have no weapons.

*Lakilester just hovers above the soldiers and drops spinies on their heads*

Combine Soldiers: Retreat!!! *Runs away.*

*Benika runs over to the controls and tries to get Karasz out of the tube.*

Lakilester: And that is how you get rid of soldiers.

Benika: Karasz! Can you hear us??

*Karasz opened his eyes.*

Karasz: Benika..?? Guys! Get me out of here--

*Meta Ridley crashes through the ceiling along with his Space Pirates. Meta Ridley roars and grabs Karasz.*

Karasz: OH YOU GOT TO BE--

*Meta Ridley flies out of the base, but drops the gem.*

Meta Ridley: ROOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRHGGGHH!!!

*the gem hits Godot in the head*

Godot: WHAT WAS THAT? Karasz, did you just throw that rock at me?!

Benika: That's not a rock! It's a gem! *grabs the gem* Ha ha! We got it-- But we gotta get Karasz back down before that thing will kill him..

Godot: What are you talking about? Didn't we just rescue him?

Benika: ....*slaps Godot* Oi, you're so STUPID!!!

*suddenly the gem floats into Psi Guy's hands and he wakes up*
Psi Guy: What is going on? And why does my head hurt?
Mysterious voice: You have gotten the gem of intelligence.
Psi Guy: I got the gem? When did that happen?

Godot:...*grins* This kitten has claws. I like that. Okay, I'll confess. I'm blind. That visor that blew up gave me sight, but now I can't see.

Benika: *gasped* And I hit a blind person without knowing this...... Oh god, I'm so sorry...

Godot: It's okay. My own fault for being to prideful to mention it.

Lakilester: Should I escort you back to Lamont so he can fix it again?

Godot: That would be nice. I like seeing.

Lakilester: Okay, the rest of you go rescue Karasz!*Begins escorting Godot out of the sewer*

Godot: Mention this to Luigi and I will end you.

Lakilester: Relax, I won't tell him.

Godot: Good. Now I just need to somehow intimidate the Robot, that other guy (TUZL) and the girl who slapped me...I am LAME when I'm blind.