Bowser's Castle (Super Mario)

Bowser: Ow.....Remind me never to use a axe to defeat Mario.

Kamek: I'll make a note in that. The Princess if free, thanks to Mario's meddling. Shall we prepare the Doomships to take what is ours?!

Bowser: In a minute mommy.....

??.?: Heh heh heh.....

*Hammer Bro barges in the throne room*

Hammer Bro: YOUR EVILNESS! LUIGI HAS ENTERED THE CASTLE!!

Bowser: Luigi? Who's Luigi? There was that one green guy........

*Mr. L drops down*

Mr. L: THE GREEN THUNDER!

Kamek: So Luigi, we meet again.. This time I won't go easy on you! *Uses Polygon Blast on Mr. L*

Mr. L: No one here but Mr. L! *Jumps on Kamek and steals his wand*

Kamek: MY MAGIC WAND!! Ooooh without it I'm powerless!!

*It's a green Gem on the top*

Mr. L: Well, I feel more powerful! GREEN!

*Two Koopa Troopas tackle Mr. L as a Hammer Bro prepares to smash his hammer on Mr. L*

Kamek: Looks like you are still no match for the Bowser Baddies! Any last requests?

*Mr. L jumps on the Koopas and kicks the shells at the Hammer Bro and Kamek*

Kamek: OK! YOU WIN!! >_<; Just go away!

*Crimson, White, Pink, Lime, and Cyan enters*
Crimson:Yo boss, you're like, our boss now. We got enployed to you, big man.
White:He's right, King Bowser. We set up a villian emplo-
Pink:What a cruddy lookin' castle. Totally not rad.
White:PINK!?
Pink:What? If he wants to be a big villian, he has to have a rad pad
Lime:Haha, Rad Pad. That rhymes
Cyan:Shuddup Lime!

Kamek: Hmm, so you want to join our Bowser Baddies crew eh? If you want to join, you got to pass the tests. Target Practice, Board the Platforms, and also, my favorite, Obstacle Course. Pass two out of three, and you will be accepted instantly.

Lime:Target Practice! I like to shoot shtuff!
White: Lime, we gotta consult this vfery rationally. Board the platforms and obsticle challenge will be the best for people like us, so we have a good chance at them. Umm....Kind sir we-
Pink:Hey floating dress wearing fella, we'll accept your challenge.
White:PINK?!
Pink:What?

Kamek: Very well. Please enter the training room.

*The Goomba Pack enters*
Lime:Kay....we're here....

Kamek: Test 1. Target Practice.

*Test Dummies of Mario, Luigi, and Yoshi appears*

Cyan:IT'S MARIO! MY HERO!
Crimson:Got it *Violet tackles the Mario target*
Cyan:MARIO! NOES!
Pink:Shuddup Cyan! *Pink headbonks the Luigi Target*
White:Now Lime, hit the Yoshi target at approximently 64 degrees at an altitude of 60 feet to acheive a speed of 20 miles pe-
*Lime tackles the Yoshi target from below*
White:....lucky

*BUZZ!!*

*Kamek angirly walks in the training room and glares at Cyan*

Kamek: Did I just hear such words coming out of your mouth?! You like Mario don't you?! *whips out his Magic Staff* Do I need to kick you out?! But since I am generous of your performance, let's move on to Test 2: Board the Platforms. Now start!

*The platforms appear that leads to the finish line*

Crimson:Alright boys, let's-*Pink glares back*...and Pink, let's do our Goombaline. Alley-oop!
*Crimson jumps on the first platform. Pink headbonks Crimson and lands on the second platform. White and Lime repeat*
White:Cyan, you are the last one
Cyan:I don't wanna, the big scary wizzard person scares me
Goomba Pack('cept Cyan):CYAN!!

*A Red Pipe appears and spews out lava. It may flood the training room*

Cyan:LAVA, NOW I'M SCARED!
Crimson:Ugh!
*Crimson jumps to where Cyan is, and kicks his far foward. He lands on the three goombas, and finally arriving at the finishing platform. Violet procedes to land on the first platform*

*Kamek teleported in front of the Goombas*

Kamek: Now the final test is the obstacle course. First, you must cross the bridge. Below the bridge is lava. After when you cross the bridge, you have to dodge the spike balls falling from the ceilings. Then make your way through the mine field. Is that clear?

Lime: Define "test" will ya-*White headbonks Lime*
White:Suddup Lime! We must not ask such silly questions
*Crimson Leads the pack across the bridge*
Cyan:Wow, that was eas-*gets hit by a spiked ball* Ow...
Pink:Let's scooch our booch!
*The Goomba Pack avoids the balls and gets to the mine field*
Cyan: I am NOT walking through there!
Lime:It ain't bad.*He jumps at a random spot* See?
White:Yeah, I'm sure there aren't but only 10 mines in this whole fiel-
*an explosion bursts where White is standing*
Pink:I'm sure there aren't but only 9 mines in this whole field
Cyan:Well....okay
*The pack walk through the mine field, missing all of the mines*