Bowser's Castle (Super Mario)

Goomba: AAAAAAAHHH!!!

Koopa Troopa: The princess has escaped. She's going back to the same town.

Bowser: I'll wait for awhile before I go after her again.

Koopa Troopa: By the way, that was really funny when you have a maustache. He he he he he!

Bowser roasts the Koopa.

*Kamek arrives in the topic.*

Kamek: I wonder what are those idiots up to... *flies out of the topic.*

*Felicia enters the topic as she takes a peek into a window of Bowser's Castle, Seeing How Bowser was Doing*

Felicia: Tsk Tsk Tsk! Poor Bowser got into his own Kidnap-Marriage Habits, again!

*Bowser Jr. walks out of the castle and noticed Felicia.*

Bowser Jr: Oh. It's you. <_<;

Felicia: EGADZ! *Hides in her Green Dressed shell which somehow fell off the window edge and over the ringed lava Pit that surrounds the Castle (thanks to her Green Parashute which is exactly her dress) and lands on the outer cliff of the Pit, pops back out and catches her dress from falling into the lava*

Felicia: *Puts on her dress again* Whew! That was a close one!

Bowser Jr: HEY! What do you think you're doing, you peeping Tom?! That's my dad you're looking at!

Felicia: EEK!! *Runs out of the Topic*

Bowser Jr: She's just lucky that I don't have to summon the Bowser Baddies to track her down. I think she likes Dad. Therefore, I gotta have her join the Bowser Baddies RIGHT NOW.. *to the Hammer Bros.* Go find her and offer her to join us.

*The Hammer Bros. leaves the topic.*

*Bowser Jr. walks over to Bowser.*

Bowser Jr: Dad, I think some chick has a crush on you for some reason.

Bowser: Just ignore her, junior.

Bowser Jr: OK! *to the Bowser Baddie* Cancel the recruitment!

Koopa Troopa: Oh thanks alot Mr. I-Can't-Get-A-Girlfriend. *makes an inappropriate body language to Bowser and walks away.*

The Koopa will be found dead in a few hours.

Bowser Jr: Hey, looks like the Mushroom Kingdom is currently unguarded now that the Mario Bros. left.

Bowser: What? Where are they?

Koopa Professor: According the book, Mario is in N. Sanity Island where his "quest" is stopped by Larry Koopa. And Luigi is going someplace. It'll reveal his location soon.

Bowser: Then I suppose it's the perfect time to...KIDNAP THE PRINCESS!

Bowser Jr: YAY!! *runs out of the topic*

Bowser leaves as well.

Bowser drags Peach into the topic.

*Mario arrives, but outside the castle.*

Mario: Just-a-like old times. *enters the castle.*