Springfield (The Simpsons)

*A dummy version of Nelson spontainosly combusts*

Nelson: *sees the dummy exploded* Hey! What gives?! I'll wedgie for whoever mocks me!

Homer: *drags Karasz through Downtown Springfield with Marge* Marge, I need to explain like for real--

Marge: Forget about it Homey. Right now we got to think about how to get Karasz back to normal... Oh dear! Which reminds me. Maggie is making a new friend with the baby.

Uxie: Am I noticed?

Homer: If the policemen didn't saw us, then no. Hey, can you try to use your recover skill on him?

Uxie: Explain the plan. I'm confused.

Homer: We should hide this body away from Charles.

Marge: He's still here!

Homer: *sees Charles still attached to Karasz* D'oh!!

Uxie: WHAT'S A NUMBER.

Marge: >_> I think you should study math more.

*Uxie eats a bag of sugar*

Uxie: What's a number. WHAT'SANUMBERWHAT'SANUMBERWHAT'SANUMBERWHAT'SANUMBERWHAT'SANUMBERWHAT'SANUMBERWHAT'SANUMBERWHAT'SANUMBER?!?!

*Uxie has a spazz attack. :-O*

Marge: You said that becuase you just ate a bag of sugar! *to Homer* Now can we please just drag this so nobody can see it? They'll suspect anything!

*Comic Book Guy was walking by, drinking his Squishy, and noticed Karasz's body with Charles*

Comic Book Guy: I believe the guy who had his teeth attached to his neck has forgotten that vampires are vulnerable to the sunlight. And if the stays on him for too long, then he will suffer 4th degree burn, and will die from cancer.

Homer: Woohoo!! In your face Charles! You're gonna burn from the sun.

Marge: But we don't even know if he is a vampire!

Homer: Do we Marge? Do we?... Ok, maybe. *upset* Oh I gotta get Krusty's money back that Fat Tony stole.

Marge: But why?

Homer: Well Mr. Burns wanted to borrow Krusty's camera crew which they quit. And they won't work unless I get them the money.

Marge: You don't need to do the mob work for money. Why don't you ask me if I can lend you my money.

Homer: Well that works too. But please, I need the money for the camera crew.

Marge: Luckily my interest rate has gone up. So here, *gives Homer the money* you go to the Krustylu Studios to pay off the camera crew's debt.

Homer: But what about Karasz?

Marge: I'll drop the two off at my sister's.

Homer: WHAT?! Oh great. Sister-in-Laws are about to hurt Karasz, WHICH HE IS DEAD ALREADY!! No blood means no life!

Marge: I hope they won't go rough on the two. *takes Karasz who is attached by Charles and drop them off at Patty and Selma's*

Homer: And I got the Krustylu Business to take care of. *to Uxie* Hey, wanna come? We'll drop by at Krusty Burger later.

Uxie: JHFCSKDVSCF KK! *Comes with Homer*

*Homer goes to the Krustylu Studio and gives Krusty the money*

Krusty: Well what d'ya know! You can do something right! Alright, a deal is a deal. You can borrow my camera crew, but if they don't survive, or lost, you owe me, buster!

Homer: Heh heh heh! Oh and can you give me an autograph for my son?

Krusty: Yeah yeah, whatever. *gives him his autograph* Oh and take your imp with you. It's creepy.

*Homer and the Camera Crew heads to Nuclear Power Plant.*

*Uxie starts flying all over everywhere*

*Homer arrived in the Nuclear Power Plant with the camera crew*

Homer: Here they are Mr. Burns. The camera crew, just like you wanted.

Mr. Burns: Hmm.... Something is missing.

Homer: What?

Mr. Burns: I gave Karasz the task to bring the camera crew. Why did you do it for him?!

Homer: Well... He was.... well, sick.

Mr. Burns: I won't tolerate sick people around here. I am demoting his pay!

Homer: O_O

Mr. Burns: Now shoo. I need to do my commercial.

Homer: Yes sir. *leaves the office and the powerplant*

*Uxie follows Homer*

Homer: Now the task is done, I... Ahh! If Karasz finds out that his money is cut short, he'll hurt me!! *to Uxie* Hey, you're my concious! Do something!

*Meanwhile*

Marge: I'll be back to pick him up if he's alive. *leaves and goes back to the Simpsons house*

Patty: Well, looks like we got ourselves a dead hunk to love with.

Selma: I saw him first Patty.

Patty: Forget it Selma. We both saw him first, so we do it together on him.

Selma: Sweet! *starts smoking her cigarette*

*Patty does the same*

Uxie: I'm not your conscious! *Levitates to the top*

*Lisa and Bart returns to the Simpsons house*

Homer: If you don't solve my problems, I'll make you!

Ned: Hey Homer! Who's your flying critter?

Homer: None of your business Flanders!

Ned: Well he looks like an energenic creature. That's why God created him that way.

Homer: Meh.

Ned: You should respect his kind. One day you'll learn his attributes.

Uxie: NEVER! *Floats to a button that says "only press in emergency"*

*But nothing happened. The cords are torn out*

*Uxie starts pressing random buttons*

Charles:I am not a vampire.Freaks!

Arcon:Vampire!*Points at Charles from a far far away place*

*A smart Webkinz comes into the topic*

Marge: Well I think Homer is right. Charles IS a vampire. But why didn't the garlic faze him?

*Meanwhile*

Patty: Vampire or not, you're cute. *pats Charles*

Selma: I'm takin' this normal dead guy with me. I'll find him the right blood to donate into his veins.

Uxie: HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN!?