Springfield (The Simpsons)

Homer:No.I dont need a penny..But i need some groceries.*Hands over list of shopping to Apu* You can repay me by giving me stuff on list please

Apu: Take it! You saved my life, I'm returning the favor!

Homer:Thank you sir*Takes the things on the list and returns to the car. He then puts the items in the Trunk*

Marge honey.We are done here.My true self will wake up as soon as we get home.

Marge: Sure Homer!

Homer:*Drives home and then as soon as he is inside the house he collapses and The control has gone off*

Homer: Oww... Where am I?

Marge: Oh you're home as always.

*Bart and Lisa arrives*

Marge: How was school today, kids?

Bart: Meh.

Lisa: The usual.

Para:Hey homer.I was kind of..Steering you there.You got a billion dollars and you helped Apu get Snake in jail

Homer: WOOHOO!! I'm a billionaire!! Para, I don't know how you did it, but you're amazing!!

Para:Ah dont thank me.Just find a nice Female parasite for me would you?

Homer: Ooh ok!-- *cellphone rings* Oh hang on. *calls* Hello?

Larrity: *on the phone* GET BACK TO GAMEAVISION OR YOU'RE FIRED!!

Homer: AHH! *hangs up* We'll find the mate later. *leaves topic*

*Doorbell is heard*

Marge: Homey is back already? Why?

Bart: I'll get it Mom. *opens the door* Yeah-- AY CARAMBA!!!

Marge: AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

*It was Dave and Jerry carrying parasite'd Homer*

Dave: We have a problem Mrs. Simpson. Seriously.

Homer: You were right Marge! This parasite is not to be trusted! Oh I knew ignoring your advice leads to consequences!!

Marge: I told you to get rid of it, but you didn't! And look what happens!

Lisa: Hey what's going-- DAD!! Oh my god, what happened to you?!

Bart: I gotta take a picture of Mr. Homer Cthulhu! Buwhahahaha!! *takes picture and sends it to the internet*

Marge: Bart! Stop making fun of your father! Oh Homer, what are we going to do about this?

Homer: Ever since he heard about emeralds, he is acting so greedy. I thought he was nice.

Jerry: Until now. Mr. Larrity can't get you back until you get rid of that thing from your neck.

Bart: And people start calling you Homer the Tentacle Freakazoid, right Freakazoid?

Homer: Why you LITTLE!! *strangles Bart with his tentacles* I'LL TEACH YOU NOT TO MAKE FUN OF MY TENTACLES--I MEAN ARMS!!

Bart: GACK ACK ACK ACK!!!

Marge: Anger is not going to solve your problem! Go see Dr. Hibbert and he'll know what to do.

Homer: I hope nobody can see like this. *walks away with Jerry and Dave; noticed he walked* D'OH!!

Nelson: *points at Homer* HA HA! Your arms are squirmy!!

Homer: Aww..

Krusty: Ugh.. Don't pay attention to Mr. Half Octopus..

Homer: *moans* Aarrgghh..

Ned: Hey Homer! Nice costume you got there. ^_^

Homer: *moans angirly* WWWRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUGGGGHHAAAAAAAAA....!!!! SHUT UP FLANDERS! I've been humiliated already..

Ned: Okally Dokally..

Homer: Stupid parasite.. <_< Always ruining my fun.

Jerry: There there Homer. We'll get you to the hospital and the doctor will do something about it.

*Moments later at the Springfield Hospital*

Dr. Hibbert: I'm afraid I can't do anything about it.

Jerry: What do you mean you can't!?

Dr. Hibbert: Well, the parasite is attached to Homer's neck muscles, and his veins are stuck to his. But Dr. Nick can do something about your dilemma.

Homer: Really?! Woohoo!! In your face ugly! *points at Para on his neck*

Dr. Hibbert: But it's going to be risky.. One false move and your life is gone.

Dave: But you might be gifted by the angels who is going to give you lots and lots of hot spicy barbeque ribs.

Homer: Mmmm.... Barbeque ribs...

Dr. Hibbert: Now Homer, are you ready to proceed?

Para:Alright.Im giving you 2 choices..Either you surrender and live or you can stand against me and die.Muahahaahahahahahaha*Insert continuing laugh here for 5 minutes*
What are your choices?

Homer: Para, I know you try to treat me like this.. But look into your heart. Is this how you treat your friend like this? I was going to give you something you want.. Oh well, I guess I'm gonna have to cancel your date.

*Parette the female Parasite appear*

Parette: Hi, I'm looking for Para? I'm asking him out for a date.

Homer: I'm giving you an offer. Can you let me go peacefully and go out with the parasite of your dreams?

Para:Im evil so no.Anyways..Where was i..Right!Surrender or die!

I give you 10 seconds.

Homer: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

*Dr. Nick barges in*

Dr. Nick: Hi everybody!!!!

Dr. Hibbert, Jerry, and Dave: Hi Dr. Nick!!

Dr. Nick: Did anyone say they want the parasite to remove? Oh yes! Simple. I just need this thing! *gets out a flaming stick and pokes Para*

Homer: OW!! Watch it!!

Dr. Nick: Tsk tsk tsk tsk. Well, if the stick doesn't work, I guess this Parasite Sucker can suck things up! *sucks Para in with the Parasite Sucker* And presto!! Parasite free.

Homer: *feels his neck, knowing that he doesn't have the parasite* GASP!! WOOHOO!!! I'M SAVED!!

Para:Oh no not so fast.*Jumps out of the para sucker and attaches to Homer again.But before that he simply puts DR nick in an eternal sleep*

Okay.Homer.You give me no choice.*Stings homer hard which makes him sleepy*

Dave: You know what? Screw this. *grabs Para and throws him down* Nobody tries to make Homer go to sleep except himself. *Squashes Para REALLY DANG HARD!!*

Para:Ow that hurt.*Eats Daves hand*

Ah..Of course..Hands!

*A soccer judge enters and steps on Dave then gives him the yellow card*

Soccer judge:YOU TOUCHED HIM WITH YOUR HANDS!YOU ARE EXPELLED FOR 10 MINUTES!ENTER THE BOOTH!

Dave: I'm not even in the team yet!!

Homer: This is for hurting my pal Dave!!!

Jerry: Hey!

Homer: *Smashes Para with a mallet, finishing him off*

Para:Oh.OOOOOWWWW!You will pay for this..My master will..My master willl.URGGH..*DIES*

Random uber nerd:Hey..I wonder what he meant with "my master will"...It sounds dramatic to end it this way.

A random dude:Get out of here*Kicks Random uber nerd out of the galaxy*

Dr. Hibbert: Now, for the hard part. *gives Homer the bill*

Homer: What?! That much?!

Dr. Hibbert: Oh well, you can just leave an I.O.U.

Homer: Oh, right. Come on Dave and Jerry, let's get back to work. *leaves with Dave and Jerry.*

Random dude:Hey can i come along?*Leaves with them*

*The piece of the Emerald 7/10 falls in the Nuclear Power Plant*

Smithers: Mr. Burns can't stand the green bright. It'll give him cancer. I better get this thing away from him at all costs.

*Lenny and Carl arrives as well*

*Karasz and Co. arrives in Springfield*

Karasz: Oh great. Now Copper Town is about to be bruised and destroyed... We can't take on Commander Crystal! >_<; He improved them up!!

Ayato: I have an idea Pop.

Karasz: ...?

Ayato: Well, I was just thinking if we could find someone to power up our weapons, we'll get a chance to defeat them.

Karasz: Good idea--

Crazy Old Cat Lady: DAAAAIIYAHGAHHH! *throws cats at the group*

Benika: GET THEM OFF! GET THEM OFF! GET THEM OFF!!

Mao: Eek!!

Nano: Daaoo! >:C

*Kunari arrives*

Kent Brockman: *in front of the camera* Good afternoon Springfield, Kent Brockman reporting for a mysterous meteorite that crashed into the Nuclear Power Plant where the owner, Mr. Charles Montgomery Burns, has an important announcemet about it.

*cameramen takes pictures of Mr. Burns for their articles while he gives tells out the announcement.*

Smither: Please be quiet while he's talking.

Mr. Burns: Fellow employees and citizens, I thank you for coming here about his oddly colored meteorite. As you know, you've been thinking about where did it come from, what's its purpose, and, does it come a message, Well Springfield, it bring the power plant to the new generation. You didn't noticed that it's glowing, do you? That means you're color blind is what.

Moleman: Ooh dear, I knew I was colorblind...

Cletus: 'Scuse me rich folk, but what are ya gonna do with that glowity thing?

Mr. Burns: The meteorite? Well-- *as he looks at it--* DAAUGGHHASAGAGHGAGHH!!! *gets a seizure and falls down*

*The crowd gasps*

Sideshow Mel: That meteorite gave him the seizure!!!

Smithers: Oh no!! Mr. Burns isn't supposed to look at it!! Is there a doctor in the house?!

Cletus: One last question.. What's a "DAAUGGHHASAGAGHGAGHH?"

Smithers: Press conference is over!!! *sad* Oh God, Mr. Burns, why do you suffer from so many health problems?!

Mr. Burns: Daaaaaaaaauggggghh....

Smithers: That green rock is nothing but giving Mr. Burns trouble. I gotta get rid of this thing.

*Homer walks by as he's going to Krusty Burger.*

Smithers: Even though he's fired, he'll have to do. *grabs the Emerald Shard and heads to Homer* Mr. Simpson, I must speak to you.

Homer: Is this about my job back?

Smithers: Well, yes, but is not the point. The meteorite I'm holding gave Mr. Burns a seizure, and I don't want this to kill him. *sobs* He's the only person I have ever loved!!

Homer: Meteorite? Well I don't see why-- Hey, that thing looks familiar. It's not going to happen again, right?

Smithers: What?

Homer: The parasite thing. One is enough. And if you own it and if I touch it, I get shocked.

Smithers: Homer, stop it. Just take the darn thing.. Oh yeah, you're hired again. I'm expecting you to come back to work maybe on the next day.

Homer: WOOHOO!! I got my job back and the "meteorite" back! *takes the Emerald Shard; acts sweetly* You're coming with me. *walks to Moe's Tavern.*

Moe: What..is that?

Homer: Big chunk of emerald, what else?

Moe: EMERALD?! $_$ I gotta have that thing and sell it!!

Barney: *too drunk to notice* Aaaahwaaaarhghaaahhh.. *BURP!!!*

Moe: Homer, here's a deal, give me that chunk of emerald, and I will give you all the beer you can drink!

Homer: All the beer?! GASP-- No, that would make me lose this thing.

Moe: I'll let you get Duffman's autograph.

Homer: Ooh-- No, but you're getting close.

Moe: Just give me the chunk already.