Springfield (The Simpsons)

*Mesprit let's go, the other characters I own leave*

Light: *Ignores Toniyo(This is hard to do)* I'm fine... Also, Meta Knight's handling Kirby right now.

Karasz: I think he needs to say sorry for attacking me. Anyway, he'll do it later.

Mesprit: SOMEONE PLAY WITH ME OR ELSE YOU DIE.

*A parsite enters*


Parasite:Uhh..i'll play with ya!

Karasz: Can't you at least be part of the good guys? *leaves topic with Toniyo and Crunch*

Mesprit: You're puny. I DO NOT PLAY WITH PUNY THINGS!

Parasite:Hey!Did you hear me?I'll play with ya!

My name is Para.I know its lame..But my parents are lame.

*Light leaves topic*

Mesprit: YOU'RE STILL PUNY! *Flees topic*

Para:NOOO!My only friend....*Starts crying*

Homer: *picks up the parasite* You're coming with me.

Para:You will take care of me???*Stops crying*

Homer: Well I think you would fit to a new addition to the Simpsons family.

Para:Yaaay!But in return i must eat one of your fingers..Which one do you choose?

Homer: Well I got beer and some food at home. Can't you eat like the others?

Karasz wrote:

Homer: Well I got beer and some food at home. Can't you eat like the others?

Well..Umm..To recognize my guardian i must eat his finger...You see..Im blind..And i must smell your blood to recognize you

Homer: *shrugs* Just don't cut it off.

Karasz wrote:

Homer: *shrugs* Just don't cut it off.

Para:Ok...*Bites homers finger..And drips a teensy amount of blood..Para drinks the blood and can now recognize homers smell*

Done!Now where should we go my father?

Homer: I'm going to Moe's. *takes the parasite with him to Moe's Tavern*

Moe: What the hell is that?!

Homer: My new friend! Para.

Lenny: O_O Don't let it touch us! One bite, and we're his main course.

Carl: Not to mention our soul as the part of angel cake.

Homer: Mmmm.... Angel Cake.. *drools*

Para:Angel cake...Gruaaah...*drools and imitates Homer*

Barney: That parasite scares me! Take it away!!

Moe: Yeah Homer. I can't sell the booze to no filthy bug. It ain't right.

Homer: Aww!

Moe: But since you just tame it right, I'll make it an exception.

Homer: That's what I thought Moe. Gimme two beers.

*Moe hands Homer and Para duff beers. Homer pays the tab*

Homer: *klinks to Para's Duff* Cheers! *drinks it*

Lenny: I still think the parasite is gross.

*Homer picks up Para and leaves Moe's Tavern and heads back to the Nuclear Power Plant*

Homer: Greetings Mr. Burns, I'm ready for--

Mr. Burns: ...What the hell is that thing?

Homer: My parasite buddy. Isn't he cute? Ooh yes he is! ^_^ He he he--

Mr. Burns: POPPYCOCK! I had a horrifying experience with parasites during the hospital. And you had to bring that thing with you?! You're fired!

Homer: What?!

Mr. Burns: Until you get rid of that leeching bug, then we can talk about your job.

Homer: *angry* Well you don't get it, do you?! Parasites are just like people. They can do lots of things!!

Mr. Burns: Like sucking up your blood?

Homer: Yeah.

Mr. Burns: And they lay eggs in your bloodstream.

Homer: >_> *whispers to Para* He's just jealous because he doesn't have one.

Mr. Burns: Get out of here!!

Homer: *sad and walks away* Awww!!

Mr. Burns: If that parasite comes back, kill it.

Smithers: I'll make a note of that sir.

*Back in the Simpsons House*

Homer: And Mr. Burns won't let me go back to work until I get rid of Para.

*Marge, Lisa, and Maggie looked unconfortable about Para*

Marge: I don't think that thing should be in the house.

Homer: What's wrong with it?

Lisa: What if tries to suck our blood? We're not safe from it.

Homer: Oh come on! It's harmless!

Marge: Unless you get your job back Homer, remove that little meecher immediately.

Bart: Or you could find a better career. I got a suggestion!

Homer: What is it, boy?

*Bart shows Homer the Gameravision Application.*

Bart: They are hiring new employees at the moment. They make all kinds of video games: like action, adventure, platform. Oh boy, this is a dream come true Homeboy.

Homer: Game programming eh..? I'll do it! Son, you have given me the best idea ever. Well, I'm off!

Bart: Can I keep your parasite while your away--

Marge: No!!!

Bart: <_< Hmph.

*Homer leaves Springfield.

*Para Jumps after homer and leaves the topic*

Bart: Wait! I forgot to ask him something! *leaves topic*