Springfield (The Simpsons)

*Homer appears with Dave and Jerry draggin' and goes to Moe's*

Barney: AHH! TWO GEEKS ATTACKING HOMER!! *burps*

Dave: Cool place ya got there Homey.

Moe: W-Wait a minute, you can't have beer until you pay for it.

Dave: What?

Moe: I just saw you touch my Duff beer.

Jerry: Look, we don't have time for this. I'm sorry, but we have to-

Dave: If you leave, I'm telling everyone that you're gay for men.

Jerry: DAMN IT DAVE!!

Carl: What?!

Lenny: We don't take kindly to gay people here! *breaks the beer bottle, but it's already shattered* Carl? Can you do it?

*Carl did the same, but fails*

Carl: Sorry.

Moe: *points his shotgun at Jerry* Do me a favor. Get your men loving ass out or else!

*Para enters with Homer*


Para:Now Homer.I want you to drink 2 bottles of Whisky and a couple of beers..I need to get wasted too!

Dave: Did I just hear voices?!

Homer: No, it's part of your imagination.

*Homer takes two Duff Whiskeys and drank them*

Homer: *drunk* Oh who am I kidding Dave.. I like you the way you... are... *hic*

Dave: Whoa! You're getting laid already?!

*Jerry leaves Moe's Tavern*

Cletus: Hey cityslicker! Your jacket reminds me of my blanket. Hyuk hyuk!

Jerry: Uh... that's nice of you to--

*Snake points his gun at Jerry*

Snake: Yo, gimmie your money dude. This is totally a robbery.

Jerry: WHAT?! HEEEEEEEEEEELP!!

Para:Hey there you sexy Femasite!(Note:Femasite=Female parasites)

Wanna go for a ride?Hic....Come on!Hic!

Femasite: *slaps Para* Creep.

*Homer is drunk. He is leaving with Dave*

Dave: Hey, I think Jerry..is... gone-- Crap! *looks for Jerry while holding Homer* Jerry? Where are ya? Quit screwing around!!

??????: Dave?

Dave: Hey, there you are. What are you doing laying on the bench with an old guy?

Jerry: Old guy-- OH MY GOD DON'T TELL ME WHAT I JUST DID WRONG!! O_O

Jasper: I heard of living room type beds, but this is ridiculous.

Jerry: This town is completely insane! I want to get out of here as fast as I can.

Dave: No Jerry. You haven't check out the rest of the town. Like over there. *enters Android's Dungeon* Oh boy. Fat geek alert.

Comic Book Guy: So much for a well deserved welcoming speech. Even as a tourist, I get insulted easily. Begone, cretin.

*Dave then enters the Kwik-E-Mart with Jerry*

Apu: Greetings loyal tourist to the Kwik-E-Mart!

Jerry: Ya know, this ain't so bad after all.

Sideshow Mel: Krusty, will you hurry up? We got to get back to the studio!

Krusty: Oh right. The schedule for today's show! I gotta entertain the children before something happens.

*Jerry goes to Krusty*

Jerry: Are you that clown that Homer Simpson was talking about?

Krusty: That's me!! Hu hu hu ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!! What do you want? A cheesy autograph?

Jerry: Actually, our friend's son wants to, and I quote, "want to make a video game about you."

Krusty: A video game about me? Oi vay! You mean I have to--

Dave: Hey Jerry! Look! *removes the bone from Sideshow Mel*

Sideshow Mel: Put it back now!

Dave: Ha ha ha ha ha!

Jerry: So anyway, my name is Jerry, and this is Dave. We're both game programmers of Gameravision, and we would like to have permission to make a video game about you and your adventures.

Krusty: Meh, go ahead. I don't mind. But it better be good. And make sure you get the money from your paychecks. I deserve money and credit too.

Jerry: Thanks. Hey Dave, we get to make a game about Krusty.

Dave: What? That's a stupid idea--

Krusty: What did you say?! *cracks knuckles*

*Later, Sideshow Bob is freed from prison after the lawyer saved his life from... I don't know.. Scrubbing the floors with a toothbrush?"

Sideshow Bob: Ah yes, freedom again! It's good to smell the fresh air, and maybe plot in some evil deeds of my own. *smells the flowers*

Flower: AAAHHH!! *dies*

Sideshow Bob: Oh. Did I do it too much? Hmm.. Quite

*Dave and Jerry walk pass by Sideshow Bob*

Jerry: Trust me Dave, the Krusty Video Game will be the hit.

Sideshow Bob: ?! *hides and snoops around what Dave and Jerry are talking about* Hmmm...

Dave: I don't know Jerry. Making a crappy game like that would result, oh I don't know, lame reviews and make an angry mob to destroy it?

Jerry: And anyway, I got the forumla from Krusty. He said the levels should be a funhouse, some cartoon show, and so forth.

Dave: I swear, it's going to suck.

Jerry: If you just give it a chance, maybe you might reconsider it decent.

Dave: Alright, but if it sucks balls, you owe me.

Sideshow Bob: =_= So, Krusty is going to get his own video game for the people of not only Springfield, but the world as well. *thinks; evil look* Ah, my brain has hatched an evil scheme. When I plant a deadly hypnotic part of their game, I will take my revenge against Bart Simpson and Krusty. *evil laughter--*

Dave: Hey Jerry? Did you hear something?

*Sideshow Bob is wearing a bird suit*

Dave: Nah, just some queer bird looking at us.

*Sideshow Bob leaves topic*

Dave: Can we go now?

Jerry: *sigh* Yes. *leaves with Dave*

*Cell 19 appears from the sky and smashes on Springfield Town Hall*

Bowser Jr.: *comes out of the cell* Wut the... ?! HEY! WHAT IS THIS PLACE?! AM I IN SOMEONE'S BATHROOM?!

Mayor Quimby: Good lord. I've been violated! Bodyguards!!

*The Bodyguards kicked Bowser Jr. out of the town hall*

Para:DooiooodoooiDoooo!Howdy hoooioihooo!

*Homer and Bart returns to their home*

Bart: So you talk to Krusty about it?

Homer: Actually my friends did.

Bart: That works too.

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Homer: Well, I'm off to work.

Bart: Hey, mind if I come with ya?

Homer: Sure! *leaves with Bart*

Marge: He still need to get the parasite off. It's scaring the cat away.

*The Ambulence that Corrine is in appears, which she is fully recovered thanks to the bandaide. They drop her off at the Flander's*

Ned: Hi-diddly-oh! You must be new to this fine town, eh? *drags Corrine in his house* Come in, I just baked some cookies!

Corrine:Hello...Cookies!I want cookies.What kind?

Ned: Well we got chocolate chip, sugar, oatmeal raisin, and other goodies!

*knock knock*

Ned: Now who could that be?

*Chief Wiggum enters the house*

Chief Wiggum: Yeah, I'm looking for a woman named Corrine. I need to speak to her about her "friend." This is pretty important.

Corrine:I'll have Chocolate chip please.

*Ned gives Corrine a chocolate chip*

Chief Wiggum: Well, thanks to our undercover investigation unit, we have confirmed that your brother is a terrorist, trying to create some sort of mechanical war.. like thing. So for now, unless your brother quits, we want him dead. D-E-A-D. Right?

Officer Eddie: Right.

Officer Lou: Why can't we just 'cuff him up and throw him in prison?

Chief Wiggum: Oh! That works too.

*Meanwhile, a truck and an escape pod falls from the sky and crashes on the statue of Jebediah Springfield*

Otto: O_O Man.. What am I smoking?!

Sideshow Mel: Space objects from the sky!! Can this very question can finally be answered?!

Jasper: More like annoying teenagers doing something stupid..

Bumblebee Man: AY YAI YAI!! ¡Extranjeros locos del espacio! No me gusta!!

Mayor Quimby: Oh my god. They destroyed Jebediah Springfield Memorial Statue! Quick, get me the S.W.A.T.

Sideshow Mel: WAIT!!! LOOK!! *points at the escape pod which it opens*

Bo-Bobo: *pops out as a Jack-In-A-Box; goofy laugh* Bah ha ha ha ha... ha.. ha..!

*Everyone screamed and run away*

Bo-Bobo: *opens up the truck* Beauty! Don Patch! Mario! Are you people alright?

Mario: *pops up* I'm-a-ok Bo-Bobo! But where are we?

*Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler are wearing bandages around him*

Don Patch: We're fine!

Jelly Jiggler: We haven't got any wounds.

Wario: You people are trying to get nurses to make you look better!

Mario: We still need to get the Power Stones back. But first, where are we?

*Mayor Quimby sees them and hides*

Mayor Quimby: *whips out his cellphone* Call the military. I think it was Shelbyville that declair the war!

Corrine:*Munches on cookie* *Munch* Yes..Officer *Munch* That will be fine for me. I dont really care for him *Munch* Anymore..Ahh..That was a good cookie..Do you have any milk?

*Pauline & Co. Lands next To Mario & Quimby before the Peach & Pauline imposters do*

Professor E. Gadd: Thank Grambi you game, Pauline!

Pauline: Well, I have to warn all of you that Metal Sonic & Mecha Knuckles impersonating Peach & Me are coming to Springfield to destroy Mario!

Ned: Sure! Soymilk or Regular Mil-- *sees Don Patch through the window* WAAAHH!!

Chief Wiggum: No milk? Aw that ain't right!

Ned: No! Look out there!

Chief Wiggum: *walks out with Lou and Eddie* Good god, what the hell is that thing?!.. Wait a minute.. Where did that thing go?

*Don Patch acts like the sun in the sky*

Don Patch: Hot hot hot... Some.. like it hot.

Chief Wiggum: HOLY @#$%@ HE'S REPLACING THE SUN BY HIMSELF!!

*Meanwhile at Downtown Springfield, Otto sees the same person.*

Otto: DUDE! I am smokin'! What is it?! *looks at marijuana* Oh. Right. Pot.

*"Peach" & "Pauline" appears seeing this*

Pauline???: *@Peach???* Sonic, We're too late!

Peach???: Damn! I should've even kept the dark emerald!

Corrine:I'd like soy milk please.*Sees Don patch* ...WHAT THE ......

Mario: *sees Peach?* Peach!! Pauline! Oh thank goodness you're ok!

Corrine:Anyways....Ehhh..Yeah..I think i'll take regular milk instead...Ehehe.....

*The Soul of Yuping enters and Inhabits the sun*


The sun:*Text writing appears on the sun*

Lololol!Hi guys its me Yuping i am in soul form and i seek something to do.....Like write on the sun!Yaaaaay!

Corrine:Theres..Text on the sun?!

*Pauline Points at "Pauline" & "Peach"*

Pauline: CLANCY, LOOK! *Points at "Peach" & "Pauline"* THE IMPOSTERS!! ARREST THEM!!

Peach???: *With Metal Sonic's voice* PAULINE!! YOU TRAITOR!!

Pauline???: *With Mecha Knuckles* FIRST YOU USED THE DARK EMERALD FOR JUSTICE NOW YOU SQUEALED ON US!! HOW COULD YOU!?

Don Patch: WHAUAAH??!?!?!?

*The daylight turns night as Bo-Bobo appears on the cresent moon*

Don Patch: Did Bo-Bobo just moon me!? How impolite!!

Bo-Bobo: *reads*"Lololol!Hi guys its me Yuping i am in soul form and i seek something to do.....Like write on the sun!Yaaaaay!" BWUH?! Somethin's not right and it's not Jelly Jiggler's suspicious jawbreaker!

Jelly Jiggler: *looks at the jawbreaker* I know what you're up to, and I'm gonna crush you! I know you're hard to chew, but you have to be something chewy! I am well offended about your attributes, therefore, I shall crack you like a walnut. *whips out a giant hammer and attempts to breaks the jawbreaker, but the hammer shatters* GAAH?!?

Mario: WHAT?!

*Chief Wiggum and his partners points his guns at the two impostors*

Officer Lou: Shoot'em down!1

*They does so*

*Luckily to the imposters, they turn into puddles to save their own "Lives", then reveal as Metal Sonic & Mecha Knuckles*

Metal Sonic: No matter, Pauline, we'll destroy Mario anyway!

*Metal Sonic & Mecha Knuckles combined into a much powerful monster than metal overlord, Neo Metal Overlord (like the origional, but with two heads & four arms & eight legs & two Tails & More spikes & four wings).

Professor E. Gadd: EGADS!! *Writes a letter to Sonic, Tails & Knuckles* Omachao, take this to Sonic & his friends, imediately!

Omachao: You got it! *Takes the letter then flies out of the topic*

*Neo Metal Overlord Grabs Mario & Pauline with his first & third claws*

Neo Metal Overlord H1: We are gonna crush your bones so bad!

Neo Metal Overlord H2: Yeah, we will, man!

Corrine:Wait a minute..I think That "Yuping" guy is trying to say something..


Sun text:Hello!I come in peace!Please do not shoot at me..Because i will burn your bullets..Now for a demonstration of the suns powers!!

*Yuping shoots a veeery small sun comet at Springfield..It doesnt do any harm what so ever...But a lot of smoke comes from the comet*