Springfield (The Simpsons)

Corrine:*Continues crying hysterically*

He took Spud!I want my Spud!!

Bo-Bobo: *as a spud* I WANT MY SPUD TOO!! WAAH HA HA HA HA!!

Corrine:*Well..Cries hysterically*

Give me my Spud back!!

Bo-Bobo: We need our spud to aide us in battle!!

Don Patch: YOU THINK I'M STILL A SPUD?!

Bo-Bobo: *blasts Don Patch, turning him into french fries which damages the giant robots* FRENCH FRIES: GRILLED AND GREASY!!

Corrine:*Keeps doing..You know what...Cries*

I WANT HIM BACK!!*Takes out giant mallet and bashes Bobobo and then takes Spud.I mean Don patch back*

Beauty: STAMPY!? THAT THING WON'T FIT ON A STAMP!

Corrine:Yay!*Stops crying* Spud is back!Play with me Spud!

Neo Metal Overlord H1: You know sow something, Mecha?

Neo Metal Overlord H2: What Big Brother?

Neo Metal Overlord H1: I CANT STAND THE DAMN HEAT IN MY CIRCUITS!! MELTING DOWN!! *Drops Mario*

Neo Metal Overlord H2: I have the same feeling Sonic! *Drops Pauline*

Neo Metal Overlord H1 & 2: MELTING!! MELTING!! OH!! WHAT A WORLD WHAT A WORLD WHAT A WORLD!! *Melt to death into a puddle of metal thanks to Don Patch*

*Suddenly Corrine goes back into Normal*

Corrine:Ungh..Why am i playing with a doll?And why am i wearing diapers?*Removes Diapers and throws away Don patch*

Bart: What? And we miss the fun?... Oh well

*Stampy stomps on the metal puddle and leaves topic*

Bart: Well at least he's useful.

Nelson: *points at Metal Overlord's puddle* Ha ha! You melted!!

Bo-Bobo: WE DID IT JELLY JIGGLER!! *dances with Jelly Jiggler with tango*

Pauline: You know! Every time those guys melt, they will come back, but I know how to stop this! *holds out the Dark Emerald and permanently freezes Neo Metal Overlord's Puddle using Chaos Freeze* That should teach them a lesson!

Professor E. Gadd: Pauline, I hate being rude, but it's about time we need to bring the Dark Emerald back to Dr. Ivo J. "Eggman" Robotnik. I know he's an evil genius who wants to take over the world, but he's still the rightful owner of that emerald.

Mario: And-a-Pauline? Ya know, I was just thinking if maybe if you give me a chance to say.. this.. *whips out a ring* Will you marry me?

Bo-Bobo and Don Patch: BWUAH!?

Pauline: *@Mario* Of course, Mario, and I'm sorry for the misunderstanding! *kisses Mario in the lips* *@E. Gadd* Father, maybe you should take that dark emerald to Robotnik, that way he wont see my beauty! *Gives the Dark Emerald to E. Gadd*

Professor E. Gadd: I suppose if I must! *Leaves Topic with Tony & Giovanni*

*Raviolli arrived*

Raviolli: *Paranoid* Raff Ruff Riff Roff Reff Arf Bark Birk Bork Berk!

Pauline: Oh no! This can't be true! You're saying that the Sledge Bros are there to attack the House!?

Raviolli: Ruff!

Mario: But I gotta get those stones back!! But where?!

Map Of doom: In Pauline's Jewelry box. OF DOOM!

Bo-Bobo: Bleh. *rips it apart* We should be going to Emerald City! That's where X marks the spot! *whips out a random treasure map* So let's get movin'!!

*Homer arrives*

Homer: Hey Bo, hey Patch, hey Jiggler, hey Toots (Beauty), hey stinky, hey tiny pooch, hey some guy who covered himself--

Service Man: I BRING YOU SERVICE!! *exposes*

Homer: AHH!! *flees to Simpsons house with Bart and Lisa*

Wario: *laughs at Beauty* Ha ha ha ha! He called you "Toots!"

Gasser: Stinky?......

Beauty: It's better then "The Girl".

Wario: WHAT?! You like it?! GRRRR!!

*Marge pops out of the house*

Marge: Oh you people must be exhausted. Come in! I just made dinner for all of us!

Mario: Woohoo! Thanks!

Wario: Ha ha ha!!

*The group enters Simpson's House*

Homer: Hey Marge, why did you invite them over?

Marge: Well, I just thought we needed more company.

Homer: Wow, imagine that our house must be big! *imagines that his house is tiny*

Geno: I don't eat. I don't have a stomach.

Ludwig: FOOD!

*My group follows*

*There is a full course meal*

Marge: Well, my kids think that there is a giant robot fight outside, and I thought they were making things up.

Homer: I can't believe I miss all this while at work! You could've show me what's up here.

Marge: Well, It's attached to a laptop.

Homer: Ooh.. Right.

Lisa: Dad? Do you remember that you invited someone over for bowling or at the bar?

Homer: Umm..

Lisa: Why is he still at the roof?

Mario: Roof?

Lisa: Ever since he invited some guy with a fishcake for a head, I'm starting to think he's trying to use our house as his training ground.

Bo-Bobo: Hmm! I don't remember that guy!

Don Patch: Yeah, me too!

*Hanpen is on the Simpson's Roof, trying to fight the pidgeons flying towards them*

Dengaku-Man: It's Grand Master Fishcake! AKA Hanpen!

*none of my characters pay attention to Dengaku-Man*

Beauty: You hear something?

Softon: No.

Bart: Meh.

*Hanpen crashes through the roof and landed on the table*

My Characters (except the citizens): AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

*Bo-Bobo, Don Patch, and Jelly Jiggler dressed up as ballerinas while screaming*

*Torpedo Girl Rams Jelly Jiggler*

Torpedo Girl: NO JOKING AROUND!!

Pauline: *Taking a taste of that lasagna* You know, ma'am, it's very delicious!

*Raviolli eats his own plate of lasagna*

Pauline: RAV!! What are you doing eating at the table!?

*Raviolli sadly puts his plate on the floor & eats the Lasagna off his own plate*

Hanpen: Ah, Bo-Bobo, what a surprise you drop by here!

Bo-Bobo: *to the picture of Maggie* Glad to see you to fishcake!

Don Patch: *to Santa's Little Helper* Boy you smell like dog breath, do ya!?

Jelly Jiggler: *to Ned Flanders* And you grew in some mustaches huh?

Ned: Well, heh heh! That's an unusual compliment about my 'stache.