Springfield (The Simpsons)

Homer: Never! *runs to the Plane Rental Emporium*

Gil: Good day good customer, would you like to rent an airplane? We have one left, so get it--

Homer: I'll pay you back!! *rides and flies away with his airplane; to Knuckles* So long, sucker!! Wheeeeeee!!

Gil: Oh come on! Ol' Gil didn't get paid yet!! Aww..

Knuckles glides onto the airplane.

Homer: Uh oh. *activates smokescreen and the plane spewed smokescreen on Knuckles* Eat smoke, you flying jerk!!

*Meanwhile*

Kunari: Knuckles?! Where are you?! *to Karasz* Hey, have you seen Knuckles?

Karasz: No, why?

Kunari: He's aftering that fat guy who has the shard!

Karasz: What?! What fat guy?

Prof. Frink: The fat guy you're looking is riding a polluted fuel powered plane. He is being pursed by a flying red rodent, with the gliding and the chasing and the sensing. Gah-Hoy!

Knuckles breaks through the roof and lands beside Homer.

Homer: AAAAAAHHH!!

*The plane divebombs into the Springfield Lake. Even Blinky the Fish finds it terrifying.*

*SPLASHED!!!*

Ralph: Water tastes like pretzel!

Sideshow Mel: The plane has crashed into the lake!

Kunari: KNUCKLES!! *runs to teh lake* Oh god, I hope he doesn't drown there..

*Homer evacuates teh plane and swim to safety with his emerald shard*

Homer: I think I lost him. *kisses the emerald shard* Aww, did that mean old dog try to catch you? *angry* If he did I'll mangle that red jerk..

*Marge drives with Bart and Lisa and parked infront of lake*

Marge: Homer, just give him the darn shard!

Homer: But it's so pretty!

Marge: Hmmmmrppppph!! >_>;

Lisa: Dad, don't you think he had enough chasing you? If you keep this up, you'll get massacred badly. Just give him the shard so we can end this already.

Homer: Awww.... *puts the emerald shard down* I'm gonna miss you Mr. Shardy.

Bart: Mr. Shardy?! You gave it a name?! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!

Homer: I hope Mr. Shardy has better comfort with the red guy around..

Knuckles swims out of the lake and takes the shard while panting.
Knuckles: Finally...got...it...

*Kunari gives Knuckles a bottle of water*

Kunari: You may need this.

Knuckles drinks the bottle.
Knuckles: Ugh...let's just leave.

Kunari: Way ahead of ya. *leaves topic*

Knuckles leaves as well.

Karasz: *to Prof. Frink* You're good with technology. Do you know the way to destroy Commander Crystal's reign of destruction?

Prof. Frink: There is this very unstable prototype I am working on, *ba-hoy* and I can't give you the final version of it unless the bugs are fixed. If I did give you the unstable version, then you'll end up going with the PAIN AND THE AGONY!!!

Karasz: Euuggh!!

Prof. Frink: But there is a possible way to fix it. I would be needing some bolts, screws, and a good amount of metallic plate. Get me these and i'll see what I can do, with the makin' and the inventing.

*Petey Piranha appears and attacks Kwik-E-Mart*

Apu: Thank you! Destroy again.

Karasz: WHAT ON EARTH IS THAT THING?!

Benika: It looks like a giant plant monster destroying the grocery store.

Kipper and Mao: Yah yah.

*Kent Brockman is in front of the tv crew discussing about Petey's rampage.*

Kent Brockman: This is Kent reporting behind the Kwik-E-Mart, where it is destroyed by some giant venus fly trap. Local witnesses say that he has a reason why he did that in the first place.

Cletus: This here giant fella hates his ancestors gettin' eaten by us. Yup. We did eat the stuff that made out of them herbs, y'all..

Kent Brockman: Thank you slack-jawed yokel for the comment--

*Petey Piranha steps on Kent Brockman and roars*

Kent Brockman: This is Kent Brockman saying, is there a doctor in the house?!

*Karasz runs to Petey Piranha*

Karasz: Hey! Big, green, and ugly!! Get out of the town!!

Krusty: He just lost his mind!! O_O He'll get eaten by that grotesque bakakta!!

Petey Piranah: ROUR!(I don't think you're funny!) *Grabs Krusty and throws him at Karasz*

*Karasz dodges*

Krusty: AAAAAAAH!! MR. TEENY! DO SOMETHING!!

*Mr. Teeny tries to catch Krusty, but missed. Krusty ends up in the trash*

Krusty: You get no paycheck for this.

Mr. Teeny: Oh oh oh ah AH AH AH!! (Screw you! I'm on strike!!)

*Karasz double slashes Petey*

Petey: *Spews gunk at Karasz, covering him all over*

Benika: EWW! GROSS!!

Karasz: Oh you're are so dead. *Uses Flame Slash on Petey, burning and damaging him*

*Mr. Burns and Smithers noticed Karasz fighting*

Mr. Burns: So that's why he's skipping work. Perhaps he'll test his skills against mine. I have been sword fighting since the Olympics.

Petey: GRAHHH!!(I'M ON FIRE!!) *Jumps in Lake Springfield*

*Barney is drunk in front of the lake*

Barney: Rawrraagghhh.. *BURP!!*

Willie: That's Willy's secret pond he's swimmin' at!! FEAR THE WRATH OF THE SCOTTISH WRATH!!

*Petey throws Barney at Willie*

Willie: GAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!! Help! Willie's been attacked!! Avenge me!!

Karasz: I'm not finished with you! *slashes Petey again*

Chief Wiggum: Should we handcuff him Lou?

Officer Lou: Not yet! It's getting good!!

*Meanwhile at prison, Dedede and Escargoon breaks out of prison and leaves topic.*

Petey: GROUR!! *Grabs Karasz and eats him*

Akira: OH NO! HE ATE KARASZ! NOW COPPER TOWN IS DOOMED!!

Benika: *tearfully* NOOOO!!

Chao: Waaaah!!

*Petey's belly is rumbling. Karasz is slashing Petey's stomach from the inside*