Springfield (The Simpsons)

Webkinz: HAI!

Prof. Frink: I'll try to extract them with the Realizer with the transfer and the molecule and the painless...

*The Realizer zaps on Marge's computer, bringing out Karasz and Co. to reality*

Karasz: Hey! We're back!! Ha ha ha! YES! WE DID IT!!

Crunch: FREEDOM AT LAST!!

Benika: I can touch the ground!! Fresh grassy ground!!

Kunari and Akira: Who the men? We are!!

Homer: Thanks nerd. *to Marge* Now that I'm here, maybe we could have more lovey dovey time together. *growls*

Marge: Oh, Homey. *giggles; kisses Homer*

Dave: Hey, did that thing I just got made it through?

Karasz: Yep.

*The Webkinz go back to their site*

*Dark's Yahoo Window appeaars on the laptop*

DarkRuler7: NOOOOO!!!!! COME BACK HERE!!

Karasz: Once again, your plans are foiled Dark! Now to get rid of you once and for all. *simply blocks DarkRuler7 and logs out Marge's computer*

Larrity: Well I gotta hand it to ya boy, you got guts and courage to overcome the obsticle.

Homer: Oh thanks boss--

Larrity: NOT YOU, IDIOT! Him! *points at Karasz* Heh heh! And I don't have to be a pig farmer to figure all this out! Tell ya what, I'll provide ya a reward for saving Gameravision! Maybe a token of my graditude. Now, what are ya standing here for?! It's party time!

Homer: Party at my place!!

Larrity: Damn right, Homer!! YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

*Karasz and Co. goes to the Simpson's House and celebrate*

Lisa: Ya know, this brownie taste funny. Did anyone tell us the secret ingrediant yet?

Dave: *to Jerry* Dude, I just dropped the duece in the brownie mixture.

Jerry: Gross, Dave.

Lisa: AAAAHHUGGH! GROSS! *spit it out* That was disgusting!!!

Homer: I'm happy that everything is back to the way it was. Otherwise, so other mishap occurs.

Larrity: Homer, when we get back to Gameravision, I want every one of my employees to clean up after Bellecovision's crap. Don't worry, it won't take it long y'all!

Mary: More like forever. <_<;

Clare: Though he has a point. They did alot of damage there. What if they destroyed our projects?

Homer: Heh heh heh.

Clare: What the--

Marge: Homer? What's that you got in your briefcase?

Homer: Well, just in case of the other company attempts to attack Gameravision, *opens up, revealing video game projects* I had to take them with me...For safe keeping

Jerry: Our projects!

Todd: Behold, Homer, the savior ogre who has protected our hard--

Homer: But I tested them out though, so.. I could beat Benny to it.

Benny: WHUT?!

Homer: Mary, your game, "Princess Flower II," could add more challenging levels. But don't use the flowers too much. Hippies are trying to use it for some stupid ceremony.

Mary: <_<; Too much flowers?! It's supposed to be a girl game.

Homer: I know. Dave, your game, "Grandma Assassin," is pretty funny. Heh heh! I love those old ladies who kick ass!

Dave: Wow! Thanks!

Abe: Grandma Assassin?! *angry* I think that game sucks! It's offensive to the elderly.

Dave: Deal with it.

Homer: The rest of the games are decent. If ya know what I mean.

Jerry: Decent? You think my game is decent?

Homer: If you put more work on it, then it will be better.

Jerry: Oh.

Larrity: Well, son! We best be going back to the company! =_= And I expect you to make some money for me.

Homer: Save me some, I need to buy beer with it!

Dean: Dad? What's this button do? *presses the button*

Homer: AAAAHH!!! THAT'S A MELTDOWN BUTTON!! YOU'LL CAUSE THE POWER PLANT TO--

*The Nuclear Power Plant explodes*

...

Mr. Burns: I oughta fire someone who created the "Meltdown Button."

*Meanwhile, Back at the simpson House at Homer's Basement*

Felicia: *to Herself* Okay! I have a list of things I bought:

1. My Dell Laptop Computer with a Scanner/Printer Hybrid
2. My Mini Refrigerator
3. My Wii
4. My Declair Clown Car
5. My Bed
6. My World of Warcraft
7. My TV

all set! *Plays the Game of "Super Paper Mario 2: Pauline's Rage"*

Larrity: Well best if we be going back to work! >_> And best if you get that parasite off from ya.

Homer: O_O; UH oh.

Benny: Ha ha! I tattle tale on you, fat man!!!

Dave: SEE?! I knew it!!

Jerry: Dave, Benny told Larrity before you. You were too busy with your nonsense.

Dave: That little twerp! Nobody gets to him before I do.

*The Gameravision Staff leaves topic*

Karasz: Dark is going to pay for trying to attack us.

Benika: Gee, how do we defeat him?

Karasz: I know who can help us. *leaves topic with his team.*

*Next day, Felicia packs her things in her Declair Clown Car, then drives out of the topic*

Homer: Well, I'm off to work! *leaves topic*

Marge: Homer feels very confident about it. Kids, you better get to school!

Bart: K.

Lisa: Bye Mom! *leaves with Bart to school*

Marge: And I got some stuff to do. I better give this package to Lovejoy. I think some mailman swtched the address tags again. *takes the package and walks to Springfield Church*

*Homer, Dave, and Jerry arrives at the Aztec Movie Theater, where Rainier Wolfcastle looks at his own movie's poster.*

Homer: You're Wolfcastle?

Wolfcastle: Dat is me.. If you want an autograph, then maybe you need a pen. I don't have one.

Jerry: Actually, we're looking for an actor who is playing ToonKing2's movie.

Wolfcastle: You wanted me to play the part for his movie? Interesting. But I must expect to be paid..

Jerry: We'll have the money when we're done with the movie.

Toon King 2: Well, You might think it through, Mr. Wolfcastle, cause I got some 50 Mushroom coins in check. ... or in your case, 500 dollars in check!

GJ: Lets hope your movie's much cooler than that sucky Light & Dark Prognisticus movie that you've done! Sucks donkey!

Toon King 2: & what about Koopio & Booliet?

GJ: Sad city!

Toon King 2: Anyway, Mr. Wolfcastle, we like to have you as a main Character's Sidekick for Tawna Potoroo's action Film, Phillis Cooties: Cop Revenger!

Wolfcastle: Sounds good enough. OK. You got yourself a deal Mr. ToonKing2.

Dave: Can I be the cop in the movie? And Dean can be a second cop.

Homer: I'll meet you guys at the studio later. I'm going to Moe's first. *goes to Moe's Tavern*

Jerry: I'll see you at the studio, guys. *leaves topic with Dave and Wolfcastle*

*TK2 & GJ leave topic*

*In Moe's Tavern*

Carl: Wow, I never seen you help out a movie director before.

Lenny: Yeah, imagine that you're a VIP member to the studio except that it's limited.

Homer: I know! It's fantastic! And the best part is that I might want to be part of his movie; I don't know what my role is though. Hey, how would you two like to be in the movie?

Carl: Even if we have a small role, I guess that's ok.

Lenny: Sure! I'm in. I got nothing better to do anyway.

Moe: Wait a minute..! Can't I be part of this?!

Homer: Moe, if we put you in, around the world thinks that you're too ugly to act.

Moe: Too ugly to act?! What makes me ugly?!

Homer: Pimples and your face and back.

Moe: ...

Homer: Oh cheer up Moe, there's plenty of things you can do in the studio. Like making cartoons!

Moe: Whatever. Well, you guys go ahead, I'll just commit suicide. *sets up a hanger, which he forgots it's longer* I hate my life...

*Homer, Lenny, and Carl leaves topic.*

Moe: Wait! I still have Barney!!

Barney: MOVIE?! Is there beer in the studio?!

Moe: Kinda--

Barney: YES!! VIP BEER!! *leaves topic*

Moe: D'oh great... Now I got nothing to do but kill myself! >:C

*There is bulldozing sounds in the Springfield Forest. It was King Dedede and Escargoon plowing them down*

King Dedede: Heh hah hah hah! Once this forest will go down, we'll open up our own golf course!!

*Kent Brockman witnessed and reports to the cameraman*

Brockman: Good evening Springfield, this is Kent Brockman on a breaking news report. Local tyrant is deforesting the forest and plans to turn it into a cheap parking lot. Who is he, and why is he plowing them down? More news like this at 11.

*Back in Moes Tavern, Dr. Rosemary Sara "Foxwoman" Prower walks in for a drink*

Dr. Foxwoman: *feels a little blue* Bartender, get me a beer *Pays Moe $20.00*

Moe: Whoa! Twenty buckeroos?! *gives the Duff beer to Foxwoman* Alright, here you go--

*Lisa barges in and gives Moe the petition*

Lisa: I'm sending out the petition forms to stop the deforestation. Someone is destroying the Sprinfield National Forest!!

Moe: Meh, tell someone who cares?

Lisa: I'm serious!! Somebody is destroying the forest!!!

Dr. Foxwoman: DEFORESTATION!? THAT'S A THREAT TO NATURE & IT'S ANIMALS!! THEY WILL DIE!! ... But I'm too sad to help! *Takes a sip of her beer*

Moe: And I'm too busy making money to buy past due bills. Now beat it.

Lisa: Well there is a Duff Brewary there so they might think it's actually a big forest. As a result, destruction.

Moe: WHAT?! But I need beer to sell!!! That's it! This means war!! *jumps out of the tavern heads to the forest.*

*Lisa leaves the tavern and whips out her loudspeaker*

Lisa: Attention everyone in Springfield! Stop the deforestation immediatly!!

Sideshow Mel: This time she ain't jokin'!!

Ralph: Trees make me all prickly!

Cletus: Daaayyuuuumm. I need them firewood for the kids to play with. Oh well, time to go back to plastic bags.

Krusty: What are they going to do with chopped wood?! Turn them into toothpicks?!

Lisa: Yes.

Krusty: That I can't stand! I keep getting toothpicks for Christmas!

*Dr. Foxwoman finishes off the beer & leaves the Tavern & heads to Lisa*

Dr. Foxwoman: If Dr. Eggman is behind this deforestation, I will DOMINATE the Eggman Empire!! But... I'm too sad to help, The Soleannish sun God has killed my husband. ... Well... It was the Hedgehog shaped half of him who did, but how can Solaris call himself a God if he's Evil? *weeps*

*Dedede's car arrives in front of the citizens of Springfield*

King Dedede: Attention people of Shelbyville--

Escargoon: Actually, it's Springfield, sire.

King Dedede: Bah! Who cares? This will do anyway. *to the citizens* You will be amazed and delighted because we are opening up the brand new golf course!!

Nelson: What happened to the Miniture Golf?

Disco Stu: Disco Stu plays golf like a funky pro.

King Dedede: You'll enjoy Triple D's golf course! Only exclusive to your town! It's located in a forest town!!

Sideshow Mel: I approve this delightful message!!

Lisa: ..? Forest town? Why would they put a golf course in... WHAT?! Stop!! Everyone!! Stop!! He's the one who caused the deforestation!!

*The citizens gasped*

Escargoon: Actually, we are not deforesting. We're actually trying to find a good lot so we can put the course there.

King Dedede: And if you try to force us to quit making the course, it's on your head, missy!!

Lisa: I know what you're up to, so stop it now!!

King Dedede: And ruin the fun for the whole family? Never!! Bah hah hah hah hah!! Come on, we gotta get back to defore-- I mean.. makin' holes in every course!! *drives away with Escargoon*

Moe: >_> Oh come on, the golf course ain't so bad. She's trying to ruin our fun.

Lisa: I gotta find some proof about his horrible deeds before it's too late.

Dr. Foxwoman: *@Lisa* Little Miss, I love to help to prove, but I'm pretty sad right now to do it! *Weeps*

Lisa: Ok.. I think you're no help at all. I think you're too emotional to help.

*Meanwhile*

King Dedede: So that runt wants to play hard to get?! This calls for N.M.E! *uses the video phone to call NightMare Enterprises* Escargoon, did you bring the portable teleporter with ya?!

Escargoon: X_X Too..heavy!! *holds the Portable Teleporter*

*Meanwhile...*

Dr. Foxwoman: *Sad;@Lisa* If you want you know, Little girl, my husband, Amadeus, is murdered by the half of the Soleannish Sun God named Solaris. & I am feeling too lonely. I can't find the way to tell my son, Miles, that his father's gone. I was afraid that even if I do tell Miles, he would hate me for the rest of his life. What am I going to do? I am Rosemary Sara Prower, Nobel Prized scientific genius with an IQ of 4000, at your service! Otherwise known as Dr. Foxwoman, cause I was the only human married to another species of a Mobian animal... a fox!

Lisa: *pats Foxwoman* I'm so sorry to hear it.