Springfield (The Simpsons)

*The Gameavision Staff leaves topic because of one reason.*

Homer: WOOHOO!! It's back in business!!

Marge: I see you're very happy that you got your second job back. You think you can make games for the kids too?

Homer: Hey, they could give me some ideas first.

Marge: Just don't add those red icky bickies in your games. It's unhealthy.

*Homer leaves topic.*

*Dynalo enters topic*

Dynalo:Im bored..I think im gonna hit the bar..*Walks to moes*

*Lisa is watching the TV.*

Kent Brockman: Good afternoon Springfield, this is Kent Brockman reporting live where a mysterous vandalism has occured at the Town Hall. Witnessesses say that the vandals look alot like some kind of beasts. Such as this piece of scale which feels like metal.

Lisa: Wait a minute. There's no such things as metallic scales. I think someone is trying to play God.

Kent Brockman: And another vandal just sabotage the Retirement Castle.

Abe: I demand justice and prune juice!!!!

Kent Brockman: Also the Springfield Elementary.

Principal Skinner: Usually the school bullies hated school, but this is seriously ridiculous.

Kent Brockman: This is Kent Brockman say-- Holy cow!! What's that over there?!

*Kleer Skeletons and Beheaded Kamikazes roam and flood the town*

Beheaded Kamikazes: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Lisa: Oh my god! O_O;

Bart: Hey Lisa, did you see what I saw?! Headless maniacs running towards to random buildings! Oh man, I have been waiting for this moment!

Dynalo:Hey Moe!Gimme a beer!*hands over 6 dollars for the beer*

Moe: *gives Dynalo a bottle of Duff* Here ya go.

Barney: Hey, I think I see people without heads!!!

Moe: Oh great. You're drunk again!! You need to lay off the beer once and a while--

*Beheaded Kamikazes barges in the tavern and runs around like crazy*

Dynalo:Finally some action.*Picks out a shotgun and kills each of the Beheaded Kamikazes*

*Kleer Skeletons are running amok in the Android's Dungeon*

Comic Book Guy: You skeletons are the worst since He-Man.

*At Patty's and Selma's apartment.*

Patty: I swear, you look beautiful without a head.

Selma: Let's make up, hot head.. Oops.. I forgot, you have no head.

Beheaded Kamikaze: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!

Dynalo:Whoo..Now gimme another beer Moe!

Moe: ....Not until you get those monsters out of Springfield.. INCLUDING MY TAVERN!!!

*There are Gnaars bashing everything in the tavern.*

Dynalo:Alright alright..*Takes out three Uzis and fires at the Gnaars whilst bashing them with A baseball bat..Doing all this with 2 hands.

Moe: Whoa!! *avoids the blast by hiding behind the counter*

*Meanwhile*

Lisa: Those maniacs are causing too much trouble!! How are we going to--

Bart: *whips out some illegal fireworks.* Don't just beat them up, blow them up!!

Lisa: Ya know, the fireworks you have there are illegal.

Bart: But this has got to be done by force. Oh yeah, I even bought Milhouse with me.

Milhouse: Hi Lisa! Heh, is this a good time to start a date--

Lisa: No!!!

*Gnaars are coming towards to the trio.*

Bart: Did you bring your fireworks with ya?

Milhouse: I rather not show in public--

Bart: I told you, people won't know that we're blowing them up! Now let's light the fuse man!! *Blow the fireworks at the Gnaars with Milhouse*

Lisa: Hey, since this is a rolepaly forum, which I just broke the fourth wall, is there some items spawning here to help us?

?????: I'm afraid your 30 trial days of heroism is done!! *reveals as Kamek* That's why I have come for revenge!!

Bart: Meh. You're just too overrated.

Kamek: SILENCE!! *whips out magic wand* You helped Mario stopped Bowser's destruction, so now you'll pay for ruining his plans!! That's why I'm sending you and your pathetic family members out of here, where you will be seperated from each other!! *casts the teleporting spell on Bart and Lisa* BAH HA HA HA--

Milhouse: NOOOOOO!! LISA's GONE! *sobs*

Kamek: Jeez, what a baby. I just teleport and seperate them at the same time. Nerd. *teleports into the Simpsons house*

Marge: Homey? Is that you? You came pretty-- HOLY SWEET BAZOONS!!

*Kameks teleports Marge and Maggie out of the topic*

Kamek: Revenge has been fulfilled!! AAAAAAH HA HA HA HA!! *teleports out of the topic*

*Abe enters te Simpsons house*

Abe: For the love of God, help me!! I forgot my medications and I don't know where they are!!

Dynalo:Too much trouble...*Reloads his weapons as a Large box lands in front of him*

Hmm..Hey look.Reinforcements...Let's see...*Takes out checklist*

Double Desert eagles...Check.

Rocket propelled grenades...Check

Mouse traps...Check.

All good.*Takes the items and leaves the bar*

Fat Tony: It looks like he has been stealing our own loot. Gentlemen, it's time to give him a big surprise.

*Fat Tony and the mob leaves topic.*

Dynalo:All set!*Leaves the topic*

*Benika arrives the topic.. But..*

Benika: ...Wait, why do I feel cold around-- *sees herself naked* AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!! I FORGOT TO GET MY CLOTHES BEFORE LEAVIN--

Nelson: Ha ha!! You're naked in public!!

Ralph: She's wearing a birthday suit. Happy Birthday! Yay!!

Chief Wiggum: Oh god! *blocks Ralph's eyes* SHIELD YOUR EYES!!

Cletus: Haw haw ha! Hey Brandine!! Check that woman over thar! Make sure you bring a camera for the youngin's to look at.

Comic Book Guy: Worst. Enterence. Ever.

*Yuping appears and knocks everyone and puts new clothes on Benika*

Yuping:Phew...I made it in time..Honey..Do you....Do you...

Wait..Shall we go to the park instead?

*Benika puts some clothes on*

Benika: Hey, a park is fine by me.

Nelson: Don't let her touch anyone with her "birthday suit" disease!!

Jimbo, Dolph, and Kerney: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!

Benika: >_> *walks away from the bullies* Idiots. I am a lady. *goes to the park.*

*Yuping hurls Jimbo,Dolph,Kerney and Nelson into a building*

Yuping:YEAH!THAT TEACHES YOU TO BULLY!*Walks to the Park holding Benika's hand*

Benika: I can see how beautiful the park is!! And it's quiet as well.

*Yuping sits down on a Bench with Benika looking into her eyes and holding her hands*

Yuping:Benika...Would you do the honour to marry me?

Benika: ...Oh my goodness.. Oh my!! Oh yes! Yes I will!!

Yuping:Im so relieved to hear that....*Hugs Benika*

Benika: Oh Yuping, I love you--

*There is a Purple Comet slowly coming towards to Springfield. 100 Purple Coins appear.*

Sideshow Mel: The comet!! It's coming at us!! It gives us the sign!!

*A big party appears as Duffman comes as the host*

Duffman: Duffman has a very exciting announcement to make! Today, we're going to have the Springfield Coin Scavenger Hunt! There are 100 Coins in Springfield, and whoever collects the most out of a hundred will receive a grand prize! OH Yeah!!

Yuping:Let's just go...*Leaves the topic*