Crazy Toady's Cenimapolis (Mario)

*The mummy start eating the victims' brains.*

Makoto: *closes his eyes* Nrrgh... Gross.

Crunch: I hear-- TALKING HEAD!!! WAUGH!!

A random guy in the audience wonders how this movie got rated "PG".

Random Audience Member 2: There's no blood, eh wot.

Alanna: Shh.

*Calvin and Hobbes appear*

Calvin: Movies...............MUST WATCH R-RATED MOVIES!!!!!

*Another random audience member starts talking on his cell phone*

Random Audience Member #1: Yet people's brains are being eaten.

Alanna throws Popcorn at the person.

Wally giggles.

RAM #2: The rating system's all conkey nowadays.

Teller: Look kid. You can't watch R-Rated movies. It's filled with nudity, sex, blood and gore, and even profanity.

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Homestar: *yawns*

Hazel-Naut: My phone disturbances is tingling. *Throws a nut at the cellphone user.*

*The person eats the popcorn and the nut*

Another audience member starts beating on some drums.

Alanna facepalms.

The two audience members are thrown out.

*Cuddles is chewing the popcorn loudly.*

*Handy can't stand the racket.*

Handy: MRRRRRRPGGGHHG!! *shouts at the cellphone user and Cuddles* BLAHAHRAGFGHHH!!!

Cuddles: Huh?

Crunch: OH KEEP IT DOWN!!

Sekai: We're watching a movie!!

*Another audience member randomly explodes*

A band comes marching into the room, playing their instruments.

Three seconds later, there is no band.

*Suddenly screaming monkeys run into the movie*

Instead, there is now a parade.

Calvin: LOOK! I WANNA WATCH THEM!!!

*Lifty and Shifty appear in front of the group.*

Lifty and Shifty: HE HEH HE HE HE HE HE HE! *pulls out a zippo.*

Ushers: STOP!! YOU'LL BURN THE WHOLE CINEMA!!

*A football team runs into the movie, then they blow up*

The Monkeys and everyone in the parade dies as the Movie theater locks, not allowing anything in besides people already watching the movie.

*Since that happens, Lifty and Shifty were run over and died.*

Cuddles: Aww-- *gets stabbed by Sekai's butcher knife* WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!

Sekai: You....

Crunch: AARGGH!! MY MOVIE!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

*There are now screaming ghost monkeys terrorizing everybody in the theater*

Homestar: Barrel full of monkeys!!

*My characters ran out of the cinema in panic*

Usher: Better call backup before they'll destroy everything!!!

Alanna goes back to watching the movie.

All unregistered characters (minus the staff) in the topic fade out of existence.