Coppertropolis (Original)

Patches turns off the teleporter and leaves the third floor, going back to cleaning.

Duster stares in confusion. Meanwhile, Loggo hops up to Patches.
Loggo: Hey, it's a usually inanimate thing that's animate! Just like me!

Patches: That's nice.

*The Chicken enters the building where Courage is.*

Bartender: AH, a young farm animal. Welcome to my--

*The Chicken threatens the bartender with his raygun.*

Bartender: O_O;;;

SWPM: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........I look gooooooooooooood!

Ness blasts SWPM with PK Rockin' from behind.

*The chicken continues to look for Courage.*

Meanwhile, Gato is walking through town singing.

"They call me Gato,
I have metal joints.
Beat me up and
earn 15 silver points!"

*Homestar comes in with a beating stick.*

Homestar: Ooh! 15 Silver Points! That would equal about 1 gold point!

Battle music starts playing.

Meanwhile, the volunteers start exiting Eggman's factory...or at least most do. Two are missing, though no one notices. Dr. Eggman then walks into the factory.
Dr. Eggman: Well, so far this plan is a success!
???: I'd say.
Dr. Eggman turns around and sees Metal Sonic.
Dr. Eggman: GACK! METAL SONIC!
Dr. Eggman starts running away, but Metal Sonic almost instantly runs in front of him.
Metal Sonic: Calm down, doctor. I'm not here to kill you. I'm here for an alliance...for old times' sake.

Homestar: Oh! Did I hear any music around here?

--

*Scratch and Grounder came to Eggman.*

Scratch: Wow Dr. Eggman! The factory is completed, and nobdoy realized that we were on to some cunning plot! The fools!

Grounder: Yeah! Heh-- *sees Metal Sonic* Hey! What's that traitor doing here?!

Scratch: OH, and I suppose YOU want to steal the factory.

Metal Sonic: No. As I told the doctor, I'm here for an alliance.
Dr. Eggman: And what's to stop you from betraying me?
Metal Sonic: Absolutely nothing.

Scratch: Are you sure??

The hatch on Gato's stomach opens and a boxing glove on a spring shoots out and punches Homestar in the face.

Homestar: Ow.

The boxing glove keeps shooting out and punching Homestar.

Metal Sonic turns towards Scratch.
Metal Sonic: No, I'm not. I'm really here to become the doctor's slave again. And that was sarcasm, by the way.
Dr. Eggman: Well, I have one thing to say to you. ...I accept your offer.

*Homestar fled out of the town.*

Gato: No silver for you! *Walks around, singing.*

Meanwhile, in the White Platoon base, Arikado's cellphone starts ringing. He quickly answers it.

Arikado: Julius?

Arikado: Oh yeah, Patches. She was the one who fixed one of the teleporters and sent Aya there.

Meanwhile, Patches, done with cleaning, has apparently disappeared from the base.

Arikado: Yes, I can put her on the phone right now... Patches! *Looks around.* Patches?

Iria walks down from the third floor and enters the meeting room.

Arikado: Have you seen Patches?

Iria: Huh? Uhm, no, actually. I just went by the spot she was cleaning and she was gone.

Arikado: Hmm...

Arikado: It's Patches. We can't find her anywhere in the bae.

Iria: I think she lives in the air ducts.

Arikado: Did you get that?