Clearleaf Forest and Teensie Village (Past/Rayman 3)

Psi Guy: Well let's just do this, I never did know my past, maybe this will help me remember.
TUZL: You remember nothing?
Psi Guy: Well, there is this one incident when I was a baby, the day I came to this time period, but that's all.

Dark Godot slams the coffee pot on Godot's head.

Pizza Toad: That looks painful.

Toniyo: I'LL KILL YOU!! *slashes Dark Alex like a madman.*

Godot: You have no idea...*grabs the arm holding the coffee pot and holds it back while firing lasers at Dark Godot* Psi Guy, there's my coffee maker, make a cup and throw it at Toniyo, will ya?

Alanna: ...EVERYONE, STOP!

Alanna gets out her sword, and throws Toniyo at the wall.

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Dark Godot ducks under the lasers and kicks Godot in his...spot.

Pizza Toad: Now that is painful.

Godot: I have...so much hate...for visor-less evil me right now. *falls to the ground in agony*

Dark Godot makes another pot appear out of nowhere. He hits Godot on the head with it so hard that the pot shatters.

Psi Guy: Godot, don't give up, remember the fight with Duplidemon? did you give up then?

Godot: True story, that. *gets up and fires three lasers at Dark Godot's face*

Dark Godot falls to the ground with his hands cupped over his face.

Dark Alex calls a lightning bolt from the sky that hits Toniyo.

Alanna blocks it with her sword, causing it to go flying in another direction.

Lightning and metal are not the best of friends, so at least some of the lightning would have shocked the sword and, as a result, Allana. Meanwhile, Misery and Balrog come out of the time hole Alex came from.

Random Person named Allana: OW!

Allana: wut diz i evah dew tew u.

Past Grammar Nazis whack Allana.
Past Grammar Nazi: *in British accent* Quite simple, what what. When using a metallic sword to block electricity, you let the electricity course through said sword and shock you.

Allana: WAH.

Random Toad: Oh teh noes! Gramar Natzis! Evureebudee fleee!

The Past Grammar Nazis hit Random Toad repeatedly.

Random Toad: U r meen! I wil hav wephiles smit u!

The Grammar Nazis continue whacking the random Toad.

*Wephiles smites the Grammer Nazis*
Random Toad (Who just happens to be named TK2): U r meen! Y woent u let Wephiles smit u?