Clearleaf Forest and Teensie Village (Past/Rayman 3)

Zaffira yanks the pizza out of Alex's mouth.

Toniyo: O_o; That's what made him faint? A pizza?

Alanna: ...Not even going to answer that.

OOC: What I meant was that the vial, and the water presumably in it, would hit the pizza and not Alex.

IC:

The Hippie Teensie hands The Big Book of Every CCRPG Post to Toniyo (smacking him with it first), open to the Copper Town section.

Alanna blows a black cloud into Alex. This is painful, but at the same time, heals him.

OOC: What?

...

PIME TARADOX!

IC:

He's perfectly fine. Just unconcious after having some of his blood drained. However, the hippie Teensie gets an idea and pulls out an NES controller.
HT: *Inputting commands as he says this* Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start!
Alex suddenly wakes up... though some Pizza remained by his windpipe. He then starts choking on it before eventually hacking the pizza out onto Toniyo's face.
Alex: ... Who's the nimrod who shoved pizza into my mouth?

OOC: I'm weird like that. =3

IC:

Zaffira: A Mammoth did.

Pizza Toad: Uhhhhhhh, him! *Points to Toniyo*

Alex turns to Toniyo angrily and pulls out Wrath.

Toniyo: *to Pizza Toad* I hate you.

Karasz: NO WAIT!! Alex, that's my brother!! He didn't shove pizza in your mouth! Somebody else did.

Alex: Yeah, right! If you're his brother, you'd try to protect him by lying and stuff! Since you claim to be his brother, that must mean you're lying, which means he must have shoved pizza in my mouth!
Alex leaps towards Tonyio, trying to stab him from above.

Godot: *tosses the coffee at Alex, it remains in its cup until the cup lands on Alex's head, upside down, causing coffee to go dripping down his face* I don't care for Toni-whatever He's a filthy cheater.But... he didn't shove pizza down your throat.

Alex: ... So you're this loser's brother, too?

Godot: *is brewing another cup* Don't insult me with such a claim. We're not related at all.

Alanna: JUST STOP, ALREADY! The pizza was supposed to wake you up!

Karasz: Yeah, just relax for once!

Alex is unable to stop the leap in mid-air and crashes into Toniyo.

Godot: I must say *drinks coffee* you were in the air for a long time.

Toniyo: OW!! OK! You want to fight?! Bring it! *Slashes Alex*

Karasz: Toniyo! Stop!!

Pizza Toad Ya, let's just look for whatever we are looking for right now.

Godot: Ugh. (@ Alanna) Can you tell me where my gem is so I can just leave and get something done?

Alanna: I don-

Suddenly, Two Dark Figures appear.

The slashes mostly hit Alex's indestructable shell, so he doesn't feel a thing.
Alex: *@Godot* Yeah, physics are wierd that way.

Pizza Toad: Who are those dark figures?

Sockie shoots out of the Time Hole.