NC Land (Neglected Mario Characters Comix)

*Andre wears Popeye's cap and pipe*

Andre: I yam what I yam.

Loaf of Bread: Then leave, I suggest you do.

Andre: Good! *flies away to the next area.. This time where Fred and Bill are in.*

Fred is eating tacos while Bill is doing absoulutely nothing.

Andre: Looks like they didn't notice me. Good. *snaps fingers*

*The Hoodlock comes and destroys Taco Hut*

Fred doesn't care, as he got his tacos from Ye Olde Taco Hut, not Taco Hut.

Andre: Destroy the older one!!

*The Hoodlock is coming towards Ye Olde Taco Hut.*

Fred sees this.
Fred: DEATHLY DEATHRAY OF DEATHLY DEATHNESS!
Fred blows the Hoodlock to Kingdom Come.

Andre: I'll make you regret that you ugly bug!!! And we will rule this random infested world!!

*A squad of Hoodblasters came.*

Fred: DEATHRAY!
Fred blasts all of the Hoodblasters.

*More Hoodblasters came and shoots Fred.*

Bill uses the Extra Move on the Hoodblasters, freezing them in time.

Andre: CAN'T YOU JUST CALL IT "TIME FREEZE?!"

Bill: Hey, I never said the attack's name, so how would you know? Also, what difference does it make?

Andre: Who cares! I will be your new ruler of this stupid world!!

Hoodlock: Don't you think you need to be elected?

Andre: Hmm....

Bill: Captain Churro's the President, though.

Andre: Not for long!! Hu ha ha ha!!

Fred shoves a taco into Andre's mouth.

*Andre farted.*

Andre: It's a good thing that your president my slave!! Now your country is powerless against the Hoodlums!! BUHUHAHAHAHAHA!!

Voice: AAAAAAAAH!
Captain Churro falls from the sky and lands on Andre.
Captain Churro: Hi!

Andre: *to Churro* YOU!! ATTACK THEM!!

Captain Churro:...FLY AWAY!
Captain Churro starts hopping around.

Andre: I COMMAND YOU TO ATTACK THEM!!

*The Hoodblaster points his shotgun at Churro.*

Captain Churro: Okay!
Churro leaps onto the Hoodblaster's face.
Bill: You do realize Churro's insane, right?

Andre: *Grabs Churro's legs* YOU ARE SO USELESS!!! *Throws him far away.*