NC Land (Neglected Mario Characters Comix)

Fred: I still have no idea what you just said!

Narrative Guy: "Neither do I, most of the time," I said to the idiot, hoping he'd understand.

Fred turns towards NG.
Fred: And YOU! Stop calling me an idiot! Or else I'll...uh...eat more tacos right in front of you!

NG: I rolled my eyes at the idiot, who's attempt at a threat was a miserable failure.

Fred: Fine! Forget the taco idea! DEATHRAY!
Fred shoots out a beam at NG.

The Death Ray hits NG, blasting him into a wall by the power of bad MS Paint effects.
NG: "Ow," I said out loud.
Voice behind a bush: Simon says you suck at this.

Fred turns to Gangsta Blue Virus.
Fred: NOW SPEAK ENGLISH!

GBV: Yo, what 'chu talkin' bout, sucka? I ain't talkin' no un-English jibba-jabba!
Simon (obviously), behind bush: Simon says SHUT UP!

Fred fires multiple Deathrays at Gangsta Blue Virus.

GBV uses the worst dance moves in the world to dodge the death rays.

The Deathrays hit the bush Simon is behind.

Simon attempts to make an obscene gesture in Fred's direction, but as Shy Guys and Snifits have no fingers, this fails miserably.

Bill floats up to Simon.
Bill: Please tell me you're less insane than the others.

Simon: Simon says I hate them all.

Bill: Good.
Meanwhile, Fred tackles GBV.

GBV has no real attacks (at least, none that can match a death ray), so instead he raps horribly.

Fred covers his non-existant ears.
Fred: MAKE IT STOP!

GBV continues rapping.
Simon: Simon says you suck.
GBV: Yo, shut up, homie G dawg!

*Mario poofs into the topic and lands on GBV. He's knocked out.*

GBV tosses Mario off.

Fred: Hey, it's Mario! Let's torment him instead!

GBV: Good idea, yo!
NG, GBV, Simon, and 8-Ball (who jumps out from behind a bush) run over to Mario and kick him.

Fred and Bill join in.

*Mario wakes up, but acts different.*

Mario: Who dares kick...

CITRUS MAN!!!

Citrus Man: I am the defender of all that is good and lemony! I stand for justice, Vitamin C, and a nice glass of OJ!!

Fred: Ah crap. Not again.