NC Land (Neglected Mario Characters Comix)

Sarina: That's a lie!! He's not stupid! He's couragous and friendly. You're just saying that just to make him lose his reputation! You should've gone over to him and apologize, you meanie!

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*Andre appear*

Andre: You idiots can't do anything right!! SHOOT OUR FIRST VICTIM IN THIS WORLD!!

*The Hoodblasters shot Churro.*

Fred and Bill both stare at Sarina before laughing non-stop. Meanwhile, Captain Churro jumps over the blasts and lands on Andre.
Captain Churro: Hello, Mr. Kitty!

*Sarina pulls out her Heart Wand.*

Sarina: Alright then. You think it is funny, maybe this will teach you a lesson. *Blasts Fred with her Heart Beam attack.*

Hal: Uh oh....!! I forgot to get popcorn for this kind of conflict.

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Andre: I AM NOT A KITTY, BIRD BRAIN!!

Fred and Bill stop laughing and Fred glares at Sarina.
Fred: DEATHLY DEATH RAY OF DEATHLY DEATHNESS!
Fred shoots a beam at Sarina, sending her flying. Meanwhile...
Captain Churro: Did you know I'm the president, Mr. Kitty?

*Sarina lands safely.*

Sarina: That's not how you treat to girls!! *Blasts Fred with her Heart Ray attack.*

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Andre: How dare you call me a kitty!! I'm Andre, Ruler of the Hoodlums! And you shouldn't mess with us.

Fred jumps out of the way.
Fred: So I'm supposed to let you attack? RAY OF DEATH!
Fred shoots out another beam at Sarina. Meanwhile...
Captain Churro: There are gremlins in the chimney!

*Sarina created a barrier to defend herself.*

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Andre: I don't understand what on Earth are you talking about?

Fred repeatedly shoots beams at the shield. Meanwhile, some gremlins tackle Andre.

Jeff: Ok, enough. It makes no sense when you--

*An Alaskan Bull Worm returns and devours Dr. Donez's house. It leaves the topic.*

Sarina: Fred, stop attacking!! I saw that worm again!

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Andre: YOU SUMMONED GREMLINS?! WHAT ARE YOU?!

Fred: HA! Distractions shall not save you! And have we even introduced ourselves yet?
Dr. Donez, who was out grocery shopping, enters the topic and sees that his house is gone.
Dr. Donez: Okay, who was playing with my doomsday devices again?
Meanwhile...
Captain Churro: I am Captain Churro! Or am I Bill Cosby? I forget now.

Andre: I'll just call you Dr. Stupid.

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Hal: What did you expect? We heard your name out loud.

Sarina: Let's just check that place out. *goes over to Dr. Donez's house.* Maybe that's what the worm was doing. He's hungry.

Fred: Oh.
Fred and Bill also head over to Dr. Donez.
Dr. Donez: So all of you are responsible for my house disappearing, then?
Meanwhile...
Captain Churro: Okay!

Hal: What? Why would we destroy your home??? We didn't touch anything.

Jeff: Except the newspaper. I was going to do that.

Hal: Oh come on!

Dr. Donez: I don't know! But you're going to get it back! Or else...
Dr. Donez holds out his Ice Pick menacingly.
Fred: Ha! Sucks to be you gu-
Dr. Donez: Fred, Bill, you two have to help them.
Fred: WHAT?! That's totally unfair!
Dr. Donez: I'm Dr. Donez, not Dr. Fair! Dr. Fair lives next door.

Jeff: And what how do we tame the giant worm?

Dr. Donez: Use bait?
Fred: I say we use the girl! And yes, I still want revenge against her.

Sarina: What? I can't be the bait!

Hal: Her brother will kill you for that!!

Fred: Then what do you propose we use as bait?

Sarina: Simple. A giant lump of dirt.

Bill and Fred both pull out shovels.

*Sarina and Hal does the same.*

Jeff: It's because I don't have any arms, do I?

Bill and Fred start digging up dirt.

*So does Sarina and Hal. Jeff isn't happy about himself.*

Bill and Fred keep digging.

*A giant lump of dirt appeared, thanks to the diggers.*

Hal: WHEW!!...