DK Jungle (Donkey Kong)

*Pac-Man heads out and goes through the jungle*

Diddy: Hey DK, you hear something?

DK: Yeah....A little Crackle...Like something in the leaves...

*Pac-Man jumps out and buttbounces DK*

Pac-Man: HIYA!!

DK: OUCH! OOF! What did you do that for?

Pac-Man: I am here for the Bah-Nah-Naaah!

DK:.........Huh? I guess we can look in a dictionary after this. *Front Flips at Pac-Man*

*Pac-Man dodges and Rev-Rolls on DK*

DK: Diddy? Little Buddy? Little help here? *Grabs Pac-Man and throws him at the tree*

Diddy: I'm way ahead of yeah!! *whips out his Peanut Popgun and shoots Pac-Man*

Pac-Man: *eats the peanuts* Waka waka waka--

*Coco and Crunch Bandicoot arrives*

Crunch B: Thanks for callin' me! If it weren't for ya, I was stuck in yoga foo!!

Coco: Comin' through!! *runs through Pac-Man and DK with Crunch B.*

*Mr. Gu and Mr. Ga appear and chase after Coco*

DK: Huh?

Pac-Man: What the?!

Diddy: What was that about?

*Meanwhile*

Coco: *plants the landmines* This should slow them down! *flees with Crunch B.*

*Although it never worked on Pauline, Cybertail & Beeper, Pauline detonated all of the landmines with Chaos Blast, then they all followed Coco & Crunch*

Coco: O_O; What?!

Crunch B.: These foo's don't know when to quit! *continues to flee with Coco*

Pac-Man: *watches the chase* ..?

????????: Need Help? Meeow?

Pauline: Giovanni, What are YOU doing here?

Tony: Giovanni & I were in the glove compartment!

Pauline: Whatever! Just grab the Power Stone from the Bandicette. Will you?

*Tony flies to Coco, grabs the Power Stone & Flies back to Pauline*

Tony: There you go, Mistress! *Gives the Power Stone to Pauline*

Pauline: Excellent!

Giovanni: Wait Till Dimenio hears about this!

Coco: Oh son of a ---

*Crash, Rayman, Globox, and Aku Aku arrives*

Rayman: Oh no! We're too late!!!

Crunch B.: I can't stand no thieves foo'! It's-hammer-time! *bashes Pauline and kicks her face; grabs the Power Stones*

Coco: *punches Tony* YAH! *karate kicks Tony off*

Crash: He he he he he! *whips out a shaver and shaves Giovanni's fur off, and threw him to the trashbin*

Rayman: *grabs Pauline's arms* I got her. Globox, I'll hold her while you attack!

Globox: *whips out boxing gloves and punches Pauline's face and guts* Eat your heart out Mike Tyson!

*before the last Post happened, Pauline fed the Dark Emerald to Cybertail once More*

*Cybertail uses attacks Rayman & Globox with Chaos Blast, which also attacked Pauline by mistake*

Pauline: NOT ME, DAMMIT!!

Cybertail: Oops! ... Sorry, Pauline!

Rayman: I'm ok! @_@

Coco: If he is distracted by Pauline.. *removing the screws and gears off from Cybertail* Then I should remove these from the robot. *destroys the screws and gears by melting them down.*

*Crash spin attacks Pauline too many times*

Crunch B.: Take that, hag woman!! *punches Pauline*

Globox: Pathetic excuse for animals!! *spin punches both Tony and Giovanni* They should spay and neuter you!

*the Dark Emerald came out of the Discharged Cybertail. Pauline grabbed it*

*Pauline uses Brain Damage on Coco, Crunch, Rayman, Globox & Crash, & Secretly Pac-Man, using Chaos Devastation*

Rayman: *covers ears* AHH!!

Crunch: @_@;

Coco: Make it stop!!!

*a spark from the sky appear and it was an escape pod, which Peach is in, and crashes on Pauline. It cancels Pauline's Brain Damage*

OOC: DOn't forget that E. Gadd was in the Escape Pod as well!

E. Gadd: *Jumps out of the Pod* Pauline! What is the MEANING OF THIS!? Joining Dimentio & Dr. Cortex for Some Revenge? What is wrong with you?

Pauline: Father, there's no need to blame me, it's mainfully Dimentio's idea!

Professor E. Gadd: & WHERE THE CRAP DID YOU GET THE DARK EMERALD!?

Coco: Wait! Someone else is in there too!

*Peach came out of an escape pod*

Peach: *rubs head* Where are we...

Rayman: Wait-- You're that Princess Peach from earlier!!

Peach: Huh?

Rayman: RUN!!

*Peach nods and flees*

Globox: I was beginning to wonder same thing. That dark gem she's holding is trying to beat us.

Pauline: Father! I can explain! Some hedgehog Robot gave me that Dark Emerald & told me to protect it! If He wouldn't have stole it from Dr. Eggman, He wouldn't have given it to be!

Professor E. Gadd: & Who is this... Hedgehog Robot you speak of?

*Beeper Blocks Peach with his Master Dragon Karate Skills*

Peach: (Mario! Hurry!!)

*Pac-Man buttbounces through Beeper, smashing him into pieces*

Peach: Oh!

Mr. Ga: Nevermind with trying to get some sense into Pauline! See that sprout on her head?

*Meanwhile, Klump and Krusha are in the bushes*

Pauline: I don't know who that Pure Evil Robot is, father, but he calls himself "Sonic".

Professor E. Gadd: We'll discuss with this "Sonic" Robot, Pauline, but you must promise to stop acting so Jealous & apologize to Princess Peach for what you've tried to do!

Pauline: Father, if I did, Dimentio would've killed me by now!