DK Jungle (Donkey Kong)

*Professor E. Gadd removes the Sprouts from Pauline, Giovanni, Tony, Cybertail & Beeper & destroys the sprouts with his Mini Gaddblaster*

Professor E. Gadd: Okay, Pauline, We must get to Galaga Galaxy before Donkey Kong's Son See's you! But before you go there you must bring Peach back to her Castle! *Takes the Pod to Bowser's Battle Dome at Galaga Galaxy*

*Rouge & Platinum Zilla Jump out of Beeper (who's still connected to Cybertail) as the GUN Crew run out of the Topic; Pauline (With a Dark Emerald STILL in her hand) gets in Beeper & Puts Peach in the seat next to her as she puts Giovanni & Tony in the back seat*

Pauline: Peach, I'm dreadfully sorry for this misunderstanding. Perhaps there might be a way to make it up to you!

Peach: Hey, we all make mistakes.

*Meanwhile*

Diddy: Wait a minute! I'm not DK's son! I'm his sidekick! His best pal!

Klump: Did we say somethin'? Ah well. *Traps Diddy in a barrel*

Pauline: Cybertail, Take us to Castle Toadstool!

Cybertail: I will Comply!

*Pauline & Co. Fly out of the Topic, Taking Peach with them*

*Diddy blasts the barrel out and attacks Klump with his Peanut Popgun*

Klump: *Pulls out Orangrenade and throws it at Diddy*

*Diddy whacks the orangrenade back at Klump with his tennis racket*

*Krusha whacks it back with a wooden plank*

*Diddy whacks it again*

*the Bandage covered Platinum Zilla on the wheel Chair arrives in the Topic. He wheels closer to Diddy Kong*

Platinum Zilla: Excuse me, little ape, I'm Platinum Zilla, GUN Government Agent! I'm feeling a little blue, so I'm here to speak with a wise old ape named "Crankey Kong"! Have you seen or heard of him?

Diddy: Cranky? Well he's not here at the moment. Can you leave a message?

Krusha: *Eats it* HA!

Klumph: NINCOMPOOP!!

Krusha: *BOOM(Inside Stomach)* Ugh...Indigestion...*KO'D*

*Tiny, Chunky, and Lanky appear*

*Tiny, Chunky, and Lanky set the forest on fire*

Diddy: DK!! Something's wrong with our friends!! Have they been possessed?!

Platinum Zilla: *@diddy* If you want to know, little ape, I'm feeling dumped, I was trying to show my love for Rouge, but Rouge told me that she has a secret crush on some "Knuckles" guy that I don't know about?

*The fire randomly disappears.*

Tiny: Sorry. Zec was on a rampage.

DK: It had something to do with the forth wall. But look! Klumph id getting away!

Platinum Zilla: I don't know what kind of "Forth Wall" you're talking about, DK! *Shoots Klumph with his Laser Rifle*

Diddy: Well you don't like the same species-- COMING DK! *chases Klump*

Platinum Zilla: What does "Species" have to do with my relationship, Diddy?

PZ:... You know what, Kongs, never mind, I'll discuss this with someone else! *Wheels out of topic*

Tiny: Now what?

Chunky: Are we gonna go after him?

Tiny: Yes.

Chunky: GO ON WITHOUT MEE!

Tiny: *grabs Chunky's ear and drags him along with her to chase Klump*

*Lanky does a hand stand and uses his hands to walk*

Diddy: We can't let Klump get away DK!!

Diddy: Suddendly, I think time has passed since this jungle was inactive.