Tortuga (Pirates of the Caribbean)

OOC: ...Nevermind.

Toniyo: I can't tell if this is a good thing or a bad thing!!

Drybeard: We'll have to find out then!!

Psi Guy: We lost Sockie thanks to that physics defying tentacle.

Godot: Lasers...*points at Lamont* electronics...*points at Maldic* and magic. It's all on you from this bunch, Maldic? What do you got?

Maldic: Offensive Fire Magic, Ice Magic, and Wind magic.

Godot: Useless, probably useless, and probably USELESS!

Psi Guy: We have to stop him, and get the sapphire.
TUZL: What?
Psi Guy: I need that sapphire, my vision about fighting Nega Guy with elemental powers, I bt that sapphire helped me do that!

The Fish People begin throwing random pirates overboard, where they are eaten. (its not because the Kracken is hungry, its because Davy Jones wants to send them to HIS locker.)

A several loud thunks are heard, as if someone with a wooden leg has walked onto the ship.

*Watery tentacles grab random fish people and drag them to Davy Bone's locker*

OOC: Wouldn't they pass through the water?

IC:

More take their place.

Davy Jones walks up to Davy Bones.

Jones: How dare ye impersonate me?

Davy Bones: I be impersonating ye? Ye be impersonating me! Plus who needs fish pirates? Skeleton pirates are better.

OOC: They get stuck in the water

Godot: *at the sight of Davy Jones, he grins and relaxes, drinking coffee*

Jones: Well, our names be basically the same, you're using tentacles to bring my crew into your Locker, You HAVE a locker...Seems like your copying ME.

Davy Bones: Atleast mine really is a locker!

Jones: At least mine chooses the beat suitable punishment for those inside and makes that punishment happen!

Davy Bones: Mine has socks so stinky it would drive anyone insane! Except for that sock guy.

Jones: Stink Pales in comparison to having nothing to do for eternity! You eventually get used to stink after a while!

Davy Bones: Ye would be stuck there forever unless I'm defeated. Now I easily escaped you're locker, *Smirks* Let's see you escape mine!
*A watery tentacle grabs Davy Jones*

Godot: Jones, if your locker is Hell, it really, really was a terrible place to be. And I only know I'm out now because there are more people than just me.

One of the Kracken's tentacles passes through the water one and grabs Jones.

Jones: Lets see how you like mine.

Another one of the Kracken's tentacles grabs Davy Bones.

*Another watery tentacle grabs Davy Jones out of the Kraken's tentacle and drags him out of the topic*
Davy Bones: Go ahead and take me back! All of them will die! Except for that fish guy.

Toniyo: Are you an idiot? We can swim, right?

Sarina: Yeah!

Davy Bones: Look how far out we still are, you can't swim that far.
Psi Guy: He's right.

Toniyo: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, DAVY BONES!!!

Davy Bones: Nobody can kill the dead!
Psi Guy: I think he went insane.

Godot: *fires lasers in a big rough square outline, the floor inside it falls out* One sec...*jumps in the hole and lifts one side of the wood* Little help?

Maldic: *creates a mini tornado that lifts the ten by ten (roughly) piece of wood out of its whole and into the water*

Godot: *on the wood, now serving as a raft* We're good, Bonesy. Thanks.

Barbossa: Aye, but now we have a second boat, no?

Jones: And I cannot die, and...Wait...

My characters jump onto the Flying Dutchman and begin sailing it towards Tortuga.

Jones: ...! HEY! GET THEM!

The Fish People jump back onto the Flying Dutchman.

The Kraken begins to lower Davy Bones into the water.

OOC: Jones may not be able to die, but his Crewman can, so his ship CAN be stolen, however, since Jones can teleport to it, they might want to speed up. =/