Gameravision (Code Monkeys)

It's a company that makes good quality video games. Sometimes they make the best ones too.

*PLAYER 1 START*

*The staff and the boss himself are in the conference room where Dave is telling out his latest game.*

Dave: In the game, Hippy Destroyer, all you do is just destroy and kill hippies with your "Screw you Hippies! We live the by--

Larrity: Oh that game you come up with it is worse than the time I wrangle that dead dinosaur from the museum!

Dave: Whoa. Really? You stole--

Larrity: I MEANT MY GRANDPAPPY! Sit down son!

Dave: Jerk. *sits down*

Todd: However, with my help for Dave's game, I included something in the game which there is a bonus level. Like you shoot fire arrows, with your trusty bow, to aim at the falling flowers. Hit the rose, 100 points; the buttercup, 250 points; tulips--

Mary: Ok, that's enough! You had to try not only to make people destroy hippies, but you're sending messages about why girls are stupid and demand them to go straight to hell--

Dave: Hey come on! Everyone needs a joke, right?

Jerry: I don't think so Dave.

Dave: What?

*Mary gives Dave an angry look*

Dave: Oh cra--

Larrity: *shoots the ceiling with his pistol* THAT'S ENOUGH! We need to make better games to beat our damn rival, Bellecovision! They have made too much awesome video games at the time like this!!

Jerry: Well since you just opened up an application to somebody, there may be a chance to--

Larrity: Quiet you!! Alright, all of you lazy asses get back to work!!

*The staff returns to their rooms as Larrity and Dean moves to his office, but..*

*Homer enters Gameravision*

Larrity: Who the hell are you?!

Homer: My name is Homer J. Simpson, and I'm here to submit my application!

Larrity: He he he he! I knew this application idea would work! Dean, show the new fish where the office is!!

Dean: No problem Dad!! *picks up Homer and takes him to Larrity's office, where he threw him down*

Homer: OW!!

Larrity: Let me introduce myself, the name's Robert T. Larrity. So ya wanna work at Gameavision? =_= Wait. How do I know you're not one of Bellecovision's hired spies? Huh?!

Homer: Actually I WAS working at the power plant as a safety inspector.

Larrity: So what?! That place is a dump anyway!

Homer: Because my ex-boss fired me.

Larrity: I know how ya feel son, but still, what do you know about game programming!?

Homer: Well I learn some basic stuff back in high school. I was working with my friends about this interesting game.

Larrity: Does it have a title?!

Homer: ..No.

Larrity: Heh heh heh! Boy, even if you know a little about programming, I think you'll do the job!

Homer: GASP!!

Larrity: That's right, you're hired!!

Homer: WOOHOO! Heh heh heh, alright, where can I start?

Larrity: NOW! *points at Homer with his gun*

Homer: AHH!

Larrity: Now get to work, slacker!!

Homer: Yes Mr. Larrity. I will start working. *walks out and goes to his workstation* Wow.. it's roomy! Ooh! It's got a vending machine! A computer! I love this company.

*A brick breaks through Homer's window and hit's his head*

Homer: D'OH!!

*There is a note on the brick which Homer reads it*

Note: Your company is going down douchebags! Signed, with hatred, Bellecovision.

Homer: *angry* I'll show you!!!! *threw the brick outside* Jerkasses!!

*Dave and Jerry comes in as Homer is drinking Duff from the vending machine*

Jerry: So you must be new to the company. My name's Jerry, and I would be honored to show you the tour, since Larrity didn't want to--

Homer: Can't now. Drinking.

Dave: See, I told you he's more like a slacker than a programmer.

Jerry: Aren't you a slacker Dave?

Dave: So?

Homer: Well I'm off to work! *does the game programming on the computer* Now let's see.. Ooh! I know a good game to make!

*Para enters*

Para:Hey..I know a lot about Game programming Homer!

Homer: AHH! *whispers to Para* I can't let someone see you like this. If they caught me having you around, they'll fire me just like last time.

Jerry: Umm.. Mr. Simpson? Who are you talking to?

Homer: My... uh....

Jerry: Ya know, our computer has not only the game making programs, but you can talk to your relatives on any chat program.

Homer: Oh! I was about talk to my wife.

Dave: What?! And miss out the freetime? Oh boy, that is no bueno. We have an employee who is a family dad. Let's just blow up his brains with a stick of dynamite while he's sleeping.

Jerry: Dave! If we did that, Larrity will kill us!

Dave: That's the risk I'm willing to take. *whips out a dynamite and disguises it as a popsicle and place a stick on it* Hey, as a token of our friendship, wink wink, we present to you with this popsicle stick.

Homer: Mmmmm.... Popstick stick. *drools*

Dave: *lits up the dynamite* Open wide, big boy--

*Dean barges in*

Dean: Yo! Dad said to meet in the conference room now!! GET OVER HERE! *grabs Dave, Jerry, and Homer and moves to the conference room*

Dave: My vengence!!!

Homer: *threw the popsicle away* Worse popsicle I ever tasted. Taste like gunpowder.

Para:Hey..Relax..Im just going to stick on to your neck.They wont notice me!*Jumps up on Homers neck and buries deep into it* Blfrgh murgah blgrh..*Translation:They will never spot me now*

Larrity: Alright everyone, I like you to meet Homer J. Simpson, our new employee! And he's gonna make us some big bucks, no whammies!

Steve: Yo, what the hell? He's a yellow stick of cheese. Worse than crackers yo.

Homer: O_O; What's wrong with you? Don't you like my--

Clarence: *appears and flying; singing* Hello everyone~ I'm sorry I'm late~ But traffic has been so.. gaaaaaaay~ *flies away*

Clare: Hey, are you single?

Homer: No, I'm married.

Clare: What?! How are you gonna prove it?!

*Bart enters Gameravision*

Bart: Hey dad, came to see you!

Clare: Oh for crying out loud! I never get to find singles everywhere!

Homer: Oh.. Um... This is my son, Bart.

Bart: I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?

Todd: Ah, welcome little elf, I am Todd of Toddonia! And this is our castle of--

Larrity: WILL YOU ALL SHUT THE HELL UP BEFORE I START--

Homer: Before you try to shoot everything, I got a great game to show you, even for my son.

Bart: So Homestriker, whatcha got to show us?

Homer: I remember back when I was a superhero, trying to save the day by throwing pies. So.. I made a game called, "Pieman: Attack of the Broccolli!"

Larrity: WHAT THE HELL?!

Dave: Oh my god. Homer, you are my new best friend!

Jerry: I thought I was your best friend.

Dave: Sorry, but you're replaced.

Mary: Unbelievable. What's the story here?

Homer: Broccoli people have came to earth and force the people to eat tainted broccolli, along with their alliance, the Carrot Moles, Coliflower Orcs, Mutant Celeries, and other stuff. The objective of the game is to defeat them before they invade Earth.

Bart: Whoa!! Dad, that's the best thing you did!

Homer: No offense to my daughter. She's a vegetarian.

Todd: Ah, I could've thought of that..

Dean: Yo, I eat pies and hate vegetables! It gives me gas!

Para:Alright Homer.I will control yer mind so you can program a good game..Just do as i say in yer brain and things will go just fine!

Homer: Ok.

Larrity: Who are ya talkin' to, boy?!

Homer: Hey what's that little guy moving passed us?

Benny: Benny demand little choco-candy for my tum-tum!~

Larrity: HOW DID YOU GET OUT OF YOUR ROOM?! I TOLD YOU TO TEST PLAY ON OUR VIDEO GAMES!!

Homer: Can I go now?

Bart: Oh yeah, I was thinking if you talk to my all-time hero Krusty about this.

Homer: Krusty eh? We'll do it tomorrow.

Bart: Ok, see ya. *leaves topic*

Para:Ok..Enter your work room...And dont answer when i talk..People will think you are weird..

*Homer goes back to his workplace as the other did the same*

Homer: Better add more enemies and scenary. Heh heh heh.

*Clare enters Homer's workplace*

Clare: Hey there, can you do me a favor?

Homer: Whuh?

Clare: Lose the wife, go with the hooker.

Homer: But Marge will be upset! I can't let our marriage be corrupted by you.

Clare: >:C *leaves*

*On Homer's computer, Marge is using video chat. Ya know, Homer's computer has a webcam*

Marge: Hi Homer! How's your first day at work?

Homer: I have never been so happier in my life! The staff are pretty happy to see me came in, and even the boss is glad I'm working as well.

Marge: Oh, can you do me a favor when you come back home sweetie?

Homer: Sure Marge, what is it?

Marge: Well, we've been running low on food, and Grandpa's medication are stolen by teenagers again.

Abe: Damn you teenagers!!!

Marge: Can you buy some groceries and buy Grandpa's medication at the pharmecy?

Homer: Alright. See-- Dad!! I thought I told you to stop listening to that music!!

Abe: >:C You're not the boss of me!

*Video Chat Messenger shuts off*

Para:Ok..Lets see...You should add a classic level that consists of Green fields and hordes of enemies

Homer: Ok. *adds it* Now what? Well, we could add power ups. What do you have in mind Para?

*Rabbids appear in the office game thing.......*

Rabbids: DAH!!

Homer: Oh yeah. *adds it* Thanks bunny.

*Larrity and Dean enters Homer's room*

Larrity: AHH! A KILLER BUNNY!!

Dean: I'll save you Dad!! *pounds and punches the Rabbid repeatly* I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!

Homer: Huh?

Dean: *sobs* I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!!

Larrity: Now that's what I call "Bunny Rustling!" YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAA!!

*30000000 More Rabbids appear*

Rabbids: *Hold up Wii Remotes* DAH!!

Screen: Bunnies can't Make Video Games.......BUT THEY CAN DANCE!

*A recording of Rayman dancing with Rabbids is shown*

Para:Now add the supra force medal..That grants one powers unimaginable!Add it here and here and here!*Points out 3 locations on level for supra force medals*

Homer: *adds it* Thanks Para. Heh heh heh. ^_^

Larrity: I KNEW BELLECOVISION IS BEHIND ALL THIS!! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYUUUMM!!!

Dean: *being attacked by Rabbids* Make it stop, Dad!!!

Dave: Woohoo! Now it's a party!

Mary: Hello?! We're being invaded!

Clare: I'm allergic to bunnies, even if I love them!

Steve: Yo, this ain't a carrot hoedown. *shoots the Rabbids with his gun*

*The Rabbids enslave the staff*

Para:Alright..Now we need a new enemy type..How about...Some uhh...Carrots!Flying carrots that spew fire!Add them here and here and here and 20 here*Points out locations*

Homer: Uh huh? Good advice! Thank you. *adds it*

Dave: Dude, he's ignoring the rabbits or what?

Clarence: *sings* These carrot breathed critters~ Make me swoooooooon~

Para:Alright..Now...Ummm..What about..The goal of the level that leads to the next level..The temple of the egypts!...And there shall be more flying fire carrots there.

Homer: Ooh! We get to see the carrot pharoh! You're a genius! *adds it*

Jerry: HEY! A LITTLE HELP HERE?!

Todd: We're being raided by the bunny bunch.

Para:Ok..Alright..Now listen...

*Yaps about what to add for 3 hours straight*

You must add that and then the game is complete!

Homer: Sounds crazy, but looks great! *adds it* And it's done! After hours of working on this game, it'll be a hit. Wow.. Can you imagine what will it be like to have lots of money for working on this game?

Dave: Hey, is your game done yet?

Homer: Yes Dave, and I can tell this game will be absolutely flawless. I worked out the few bugs, added cheat codes, and--

*A brick goes through the window and hits Homer*

Homer: D'oh!! Why did Bellecovision hate me so much?!

Dave: Between you and us at Gameravision, they're nothing much but a bunch of douchebags who tried to put us out of business. And if they don't like it, they can kiss our asses.

Homer: When I'm done presenting the game, I'm gonna hit the hay and goe to Moe's for a couple of beer, and I'm going home.

Dave: Ah, finish working and moved on to the bar? Oh, that's is pretty good. Let's do that when you're done with it.

Jerry: But what about--

Dave: Don't worry. Everything is under control.

*Two Rabbids in Dave and Jerry's room aren't doing anything but bashing the keyboard.*

*After the presentation of Pieman: Attack of the Broccolli*

Homer: So Mr. Larrity, whatcha think?

Larrity: The game's amazin'! Ha ha ha ha! Boy, if you keep this up with new kinds of games, consider yourself getting promoted!!

Homer: WOOHOO! My game's flawless!

Todd: Although there was some glitches to be discovered; otherwise the game is pretty good.

Homer: Well I'm done for today Mr. Larrity. I'm going to Moe's.

*Dave grabs Homer's leg as Jerry grabs Dave's legs*

Jerry: No! We gotta get working until we--

Dave: Take me with you!!

*Homer leaves topic with Jerry and Dave dragging*

Dean: It's a 4 way chain reaction Dad--

Larrity: >:C SHUT YOUR DANG PIEHOLE!!

*Para leaves topic automatically as home does since he is grown into his neck*