Duplighosttown and Duplidemon's castle (Mario/ Future)

Lakuta: I shall vanquish you anyway for not knowing the greatness of Lakuta!

Duplighost Guard: Vanquish? Lakuta?

OOC: Black Spy's spying. That's what he does.

IC

Maldic: I think there's a moron out front. Should I deal with it?

Duplidemon: Which one? The Lakitu or the guard I never sent to school?

Maldic: *thinks deeply*...Yes.

Duplidemon: Just go deal with it.

Maldic: *teleports to where Lakuta is* Can I help you?

Duplighost Guard: Yes, you can, I can't figure out what this Lakitu wants.

Maldic: Which is the stupid one?

Duplighost Guard: Who is the stupid what?

Lamont: The uneducated guard.

Duplighost Guard: Uneducated? You mean like dumb?

Maldic:...It's you, isn't it? And yes.

Duplighost Guard: I'm what?

Maldic: *throws a fireball at the Duplighost guard* Shut up.

Duplighost Guard: Yow! Why did you do that?

Maldic: You are a dumb guard, and a dumb guard is a weak point that the enemy could exploit. I suggest you educate yourself if you like living.

Duplighost Guard: Educate? You mean like learn things? Why would I want to do that?

Maldic: *more fireballs hit the guard in the face* To learn how now to anger me.

Duplighost Guard: Fine. *Starts reading the book Education For Dummies*

Maldic: And what do you want, Lakitu?

The Guard gets hit by a Smartification ray, which raises his I.Q. by 50! Woo~

Lakuta: I am here to become a minion of Duplidemon for a reason that escapes me, even though under normal circumstances my ego would never allow that!

Maldic: And what makes you worthy for such a position?

OOC: What should Cackletta do... hmm. I have a better idea.

IC: *Cackletta disappears by lightning.*