Duplighosttown and Duplidemon's castle (Mario/ Future)

*Mario is still in the dungeon.*

Mario: I sure hope everybody is OK out there...

Lakuta: THIS!
Lakuta throws a Spiny Egg at Maldic, but misses horribly.

OOC: Yeah, Lakuta only has, like, three attacks and only uses the Spiny Egg toss.

Maldic: *watches the egg and stares at it once it hits the ground* Yeah. I see. Well, shockingly, you are qualified...to be a common guard.

Lakuta: Yeah... uh... well...
Not prepared for logic, Lakuta just stares blankly.

Maldic: Yep, I'd say you're perfect for the job. Here's your uniform *makes a sheet appear above Lakuta and it falls over his head* Now, all you really need to do is stare blankly towards the road, ask anyone what they want, and allow everyone in who says some variation of "I want to see Duplidemon". You can handle that, right?

*Fawful appears in the Dungeon, since in ML: PiT he was living in the sewers.*

OOC: I cannot believe I did not post here...

IC:

Lakuta: Sheets? THE GREAT LAKUTA REQUIRES NO SHEETS!
Lakuta throws the sheet into the moat.

Maldic:...Fine. Just be here and look...almost threatening.

Lakuta: Fine.
Lakuta assumes a pose that's too stupid for words to describe.

Maldic: *opens his mouth, but notices that several other Duplighost have the same pose, or either even dumber ones*...I'm done with this. We need a guy to handle this. *Flies to the roof of the castle and reads his book*

Lakuta, noticing that the Duplighosts are assuming the same pose as him, smiles.
Lakuta: MY PRESCENCE IS KNOWN AMONG THE GUARDS! HUZZAH!

Maldic: *ignores the world around him and reads his book* (I wonder when I'll get to try one of these on a guard*

Duplidemon: Why are all my guards idiots?