A Campfire Story Game - 1

Just then, a bald man with wings and a suitcase appears in front of Wario and belches.
"Yeah, I'm your agent," he says rather rudley, "now whattayawant? I was just in the middle of lunch!"
Wario starts to explain his problems, but he is tuned out by his agent talking on a cellphone to none other than...

Kotonoha, who just recieved a call from the bald man. "Oops!" Said the bald man, "I think I got the wrong number." Unfortunately for him, Kotonoha whips out her dozuki and stabbed the bald man from behind, killing him on purpose. Wario jawdropped to see his nightmare come true, as it turns out that she is the girl with te dozuki.. But he smiled and said, "What's wrong? You're scared of Wario's ugly face? Too bad for you, I'm gonna hijack this ship whether you like it or not!! WAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!!"

Karasz wrote:

Just as Snake pull out his gun, Mantis uses the "force" to choke Snake[...]

OOC: Psycho Mantis can't actually choke Snake...¬.¬

IceBlade says: But it's not like anything else in this story is correct nor makes sense, so it's cool.

Suddenly, Mount Etna floats over the entire boat. Mount Etna has fused with the Geography Teachers, Wephiles, the Giant, Dora's Diseased Animals and Mad Scienstein, created the large mountain monster known as Mr. Weeeeebegoppppp! Mr. Weeeeebegoppppp then grabbed the boat and shook it around. "If you bring me the three treasures of the Valley of chocolate, I will take you to the treasure," The beast said loudly. Suddenly, Rudy came out of nowhere and attacked the monster with his sidekick.........

Wario's Mother!

I'm too lazy to think of a story to go with that.

Wario is more furious than the last time. "You again?!" Exclaimed Wario, "Mother, I thought I told you to leave me alone! Get your own treasure chest the retirement home, you old hag!" Wario's mother burst into tears. "HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO ME!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!" She jumps into the shark infested waters. "That wasn't very nice." Commented Kotonoha with a disappointed expression on her face.

All Sorts of School Days characters are suddenly forced into the story. Makoto notices Wephiles' corpse and Dora, then shouts, "WILL YOU TWO BEE MY GRIL FREINSD" The two look at eachother (yes, Dora and Wephiles' corpse, and I'm aware that Wephiles is still fused, but w/e), then shout, "NO!" Sekai pushes Makoto into the shark infested waters. Suddenly, Mount Etna explodes, showering everyone in jewels. But something is wrong with them.

The jewels are cursed as Makoto swam for his life from sharks, including Jabberjaw. "Woop woop woop woop!" Said Jabberjaw with his Curly Joe accent, "I wanted to give him a big hug, and this is what I get? No respect." Everybody is in danger of getting bad luck from the cursed jewels. "Now do you see the mess you have gotten us in?!" Shouted Captain Syrup, who is angry at Wario. "It was your fault." Replied Wario, "If you haven't gotten away like I want you to, none of this would've happen." Meanwhile, Sekai and Kotonoha dressed up as pirates and start duking out with swords. The victor gets Makoto. Wario looked at the two and said, "Is it just me, or is 0verflow going to make a sequel that is about their ancestors who lived in the pirate ages? If they're making one, I'm in!"

OOC: *mouse pointer moves toward "delete"*

OOC: Don't even think about it, Bub..