Emerald Town/ChDA/Game Rabbits Entertainment (Sonic)

PH, bored, heads for the tavern.

People stare at PH in fear.

PH apparently doesn't notice and enters the tavern.

Fang keeps drinking Chuckola Cola.

PH sits down at the bar, looks at the bartender, and, using his Great Knife, points to Chuckola Cola on the hanging menus most bars usually have.

The bartender gulps and hands a glass of Chuckola Cola to PH.

PH takes the Chuckola Cola as a hole in his helmet opens. PH pours the Chuckola Cola down that as a disgusting slurping noise is heard.

One of the people in the tavern runs out, looking as if they're going to barf.

PH puts the glass back down on the bar, having downed the entire drink in one swig.

OOC: Hey Alex, want to try out Dirk the Daring? I just made a plot on Singe's Castle.

Bartender: D-do...you want another another glass?

OOC: Gee, I don't know. I'm not good at Dragon's Lair, so all I know about Dirk the Daring are his many deaths and screams regarding them. Hold on, I'll do this the scientific way...
Eenie-Meanie-Miney...
No.

IC:

PH makes a gutteral sound that, if you listen closely, sounds vaguely like "Yes".

The bartender hands another glass of Chuckola Cola to PH.

PH downs this one with more slurping noises.

*Serious Sam enters the topic*

Serious Sam: Just once, I would like to see something peaceful and not having another annoying monster battle. *noticed PH* AAAAWWW! CRAP!!

Meanwhile, a white portal appears in Cream's house and spits Alex out before closing. Alex lands on the floor with a loud "thud", aided some by the weight of the Portal Gun in his shell.

Serious Sam: *enters the tavern* Ok, just what are you supposed to be? A rejected movie monster?

OOC: I'm just going to assume Serious Sam saw Pyramid Head through the window.

IC:

PH puts down the drink and turns to Serious Sam.

Cream runs up to Alex, not knowing that he had left.
Cream: Did you scare away the monster?

OOC: Ok, close enough.

Serious Sam: Yeah, I'm talking to you, ugly. I bet they rejected you because you got that large pyramid for a head.

Alex: Not yet. I ran into some problems.
Meanwhile, a black, tounge-like tentacle lashes out from Pyramid Head's hole in his helmet and grabs Serious Sam by the head, lifting him into the air and draining his life force.

*Serious Sam gets out his mini-gun and blasts Pyramid Head away*

Serious Sam: Ok, now you made a serious mistake.

Three things are wrong with this:

1. PH is pretty much bulletproof. And swordproof, as Alex figured out. Bullets will not phase him, much less blast him away.
2. Physics dictate that, if PH is grasping Sam by the head, the recoil on his minigun would snap his neck.
3. You can't just put a minigun in your pocket and take it out later.

Two less serious things are also wrong:

1: Sam's puns suck.
2: Pyramid Head did appear in a horror movie, so he's not a reject, thankyouverymuch.

Serious Sam: Crap. *takes Pyramid Head's "tongue" out and backs away* If there was some weaknesses, then it'll be a piece of cake.

Cream: Oh. Well, good luck, mister!