*Zombie Hal and Zombie Jeff walks slowly.*
Hal: Hey, being a zombie is not half bad. Just think. All the flesh we can eat, zombie parties, and even enjoy using their skulls as our belt buckles.
Jeff: Man, this is the undead life!
*Zombie Homestar comes in.*
Homestar: Hey guys! Can I join the fleshy feast?
Jeff: No, and you suck.
Homestar: But I was going to give you something. *shows them the dead butts.*
Hal: URGGH!! You are such a sick weirdo.