The YouTube Realm

In the YouTube Realm, dozens of videos can be seen throughout the dimension. Interestingly though that it lets you watch cheesy viral videos as well.

*The Desoto arrives in the topic with Luigi running after them.*

Sam: Here we are Max. The gigantic video collection. The YouTube Realm. It's where it has the truckload of virals to be seen by people nationwide.

Max: Hey! They even got us too! I wonder if they are planning to make the Max Paperbag Puppet and upload it there?

Sam: Then you'd be the worldwide phonemenon.

Luigi: Uh.. Guys? Who is this doppleganger you speak of?

Sam: The one called "Mama Luigi."

Luigi: O_O?

Sam: He looks just like you, but in this realm he acts like a complete idiot.

Luigi: I don't know what will Mario say if he sees this. I'm feeling uncomfortable about this.

Max: I'm starting to feel excited when I see my counterpart. I hope he does the same as I do.

*YouTube Max appears.*

YouTube Max: DEATH FROM ABOVE!!!

Max: And how!

Suddenly, from out of nowhere, some Luigi and Link are blasted back by some big fireball. It turns out they are two heroes of the YouTube Realm, dimwitted as they may be--Mama Luigi and CD-i Link.
<CD-i Link> Uh-oh. That ol' Gannon wasn't that tough before.
<Mama Luigi> I wonder who's gotta help us? If anyone?
In any case, they hop onto their feet and charge towards where they got blasted away from.

Sam: Sweet salamanders that saw the sunlight for too long!

Luigi: Is that.. Me??! I better save myself if I know what's good for me. *Jumps and protects Mama Luigi and CD-i Link* Luigi!!

<CD-i Link> Golly! That was quick!
In any case, Mama Luigi, CD-i Link, and Luigi were face-to-face with the being that terrorizes most of the YouTube Realm--Gannon!
<Gannon> Join me, Link and Mama Luigi, and I will make your faces the greatest in Koridai! Or else you will DIE!
<Mama Luigi> -beep- you!
Gannon fired a big array of fireballs at the heroes. CD-i Link hid behind his shield, and Mama Luigi jumped high up, falling headfirst onto Gannon's head. He then fell onto the ground, his eyes dizzy.
<Mama Luigi> It was the liftoff that got me...

Luigi: WHOA!! O_O That guy looks scary.. Well, here goes nothing. *jumps and stomps on Gannon; hits the Question Block taht pops out the Fire Flower and transforms into Fire Luigi.*

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Fire Luigi: Here I go!! YAH! *throws fireballs at Gannon.*

Gannon tried to defend against the fireballs.
<Gannon> IT BURRRRNS!!!
Mama Luigi then remembered something.
<Mama Luigi> Say, didn't you use the Book of Koridai to stop him last time?
<CD-i Link> Yep. Why?
<Mama Luigi> ...You still have it, right?
<CD-i Link> ...Oh yeah!
CD-i Link dug the Book of Koridai out of his inventory and then threw it into Gannon.
<Gannon> No! Not into the pit!
The book sucked Gannon in, and shut itself.

Sam: How about that Max! It turns out that the YouTube Dopplegangers are the good guys after all.

YouTube Max: RIGHT ON!

Max: Ditto. I haven't had this much fun since I stick a fork in the toaster.

Fire Luigi: *to Mama Luigi* Hey! I'm you! ...Well, actually, I'm you from the normal realm. My name is Luigi. What's yours?

<Mama Luigi> Oh, well, I'm you from the YouTube Realm. Everyone calls me Mama Luigi.
<CD-i Link> Hello! I'm Link! But you can call me CD-i Link.
Nobody noticed the Book of Koridai shaking, but then CD-i Link saw it.
<CD-i Link> Yikes!!
The Book of Koridai then exploded, freeing Gannon.
<CD-i Link> Oh boy, what am I gonna tell Gwonam??
<Gannon> Fools!! You cannot defeat Gannon!
Mama Luigi and CD-i Link were beset in total fear and surprise.

Fire Luigi: Here we go again. *jumps and shoot fireballs at Gannon*

Sam: We're dealing with a giant destructive monster that can't be sealed in the book.

Max: I think that book is outdated.

Sam: Looks like we're going to deal with him as well. Max, you got the toaster with ya?

Max: *whips out the toaster and bashes Gannon maniaclly * EAT BREAD CRUMBS, YOU JERK!! *laughs like a maniac.*

Gannon was getting annoyed by the toaster.
<Gannon> Hah! Toasters toast TOAST, not evil wizards!
He emitted a dark shockwave around him, blasting back Max, Fire Luigi, Mama Luigi, and CD-i Link.

*Luigi is now normal. Somehow, Max takes a little damage.*

Max: He he he he! ^_^ Sam, it tickles.

Sam: Never under estimate the power of Max's almost fire prevention fur coat.

Luigi: Now you're going to get it, big guy... Hey! A wand! *picks up the Wand of Gamelon* Whooooah!! *Zaps Gannon with it* HAH!!

The Wand of Gamelon cast enchanted chains around Gannon.
<Gannon> Grrrrrrr!!!
Gannon focused all his power and broke the chains apart in a single magic blast. CD-i Link was completely shocked at this.
<CD-i Link> Geez! Not even the Wand of Gamelon works??
Mama Luigi was getting more and more frightened.
<Mama Luigi> HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!

Luigi: To you, you're afraid of him, but to me, I'm afraid of Boos.. *Jumps and stomps on Gannon*

<Gannon> Ohhh, you want Boos, hmm?
<Mama Luigi & CD-i Link> ?!!
<Gannon> Well then, HERE!
Gannon summoned many Dark Boos, which came flying towards the heroes.

Luigi: Me and my big mouth! MAAAARIOOO!! *Cowers*

Sam: Well whaddya know. His own weakness is ghosts. Max, we have to help him out by any means necerssary.

Max: Should I tear off the ghosts apart and make them into table clothes?

Sam: Can't think of a reason not to!

*Max leaps on the Dark Boos and tears them into pieces*

Luigi: Thanks! *Jumps and stomps on Gannon* Ho ho! *tag teams Mama Luigi* Your turn... Me!

A few Dark Boos kept coming, but CD-i Link fended them off with bombs. This gave Mama Luigi an opportunity to kick Gannon in the face.
<Gannon> Urk!!
Then, Mama Luigi punched Gannon several times rapidly, finishing with a chop.
<Mama Luigi> MENERGY!!
He jumped back to the others off of Gannon's head.
<Gannon> ...You really think I'm finished?! Not a chance! I--
Just then, something blew up into the back of his head. He turned and saw a young man with a peculiar black sneaking suit, fairly long blonde hair, and a rocket-grenade blaster (RGB). This man is known as Raiden.
<Gannon> Not more!!
Raiden drew out his high-frequency blade and dove towards Gannon with it. But, Gannon warped away in a burst of black fog, making Raiden strike thin air. When Raiden landed, he sheathed the blade.
<Raiden> Well, that was pointless...
Mama Luigi and CD-i Link went to Raiden.
<Mama Luigi> Ah, it's OK. That Gannon guy was giving us way too rough a time, too.
<CD-i Link> Yeppers! Anyway, I'm CD-i Link, that's Mama Luigi, and those guys over there are normal Luigi, Sam, and Max.
<Raiden> My codename's Raiden.

Luigi: Neat. Nice to meet you.

Sam: We have been sent here by the Comissioner that there is are doppleganger versions from the normal dimension. And it turns out that you guys seems to be harmless. Wonder if there's more of them?

<Mama Luigi> Well, there's CD-i Mario, CD-i Zelda, and the TV Koopalings, but they don't seem too out of the ordinary.
<Raiden> I came here to track down that Gannon guy, as you call him.
<CD-i Link> Did he do something outside of the YouTube Realm?
<Raiden> Yeah. He stormed Manhattan and tore a lot of it apart. So I was sent to investigate it.
<CD-i Link> Golly! Well, in any case, he might be out there somewhere, outside of the YouTube Realm.
<Mama Luigi> We should tell the King that we'll be away for a while.
<Raiden> The King?
<CD-i Link> Yeah, he's one of the lead authorities in the YouTube Realm.

Anyways, Mama Luigi, CD-i Link, and Raiden went to speak to the King. Along the way, they passed by the house of Chris Crocker. They could hear him screaming.
<Chris Crocker> You have no right to make fun of her! LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! *sobs*
<Raiden> ...What's his problem?
<Mama Luigi> He never shuts up about Britney Spears for some reason.
Also, they walked by Chad Warden, who came up in front of Raiden.
<Chad Warden> Hey, this is Chad Warden, and I'm gonna tell you 'bout the PS Triple.
<Raiden> ...Don't you mean PS3?
<Chad Warden> Yeah, the PS Triple. It's BALLIN'! Nothin' like Legend of Zelda, with the little -beep- with the -beep-beep- sword, goin' "HYA! HYA! HYA!" That game's for faggots, yo.
<CD-i Link> Gee, I know he's not talking about me.
<Chad Warden> Little -beep- there's clueless. Sony has Final Fantasy SEVEN! Nintendo copied THEM.
<Raiden> ...GO AWAY.
Raiden kicks Chad Warden down low. He and the others proceed on their way while Chad rolls on the ground, writhing in pain.

Max: NYAAAAARGGH!! FOR GOD'S SAKE, SHUT UP!! *Barges in Chris Crocker's hosue and beats up Chris.*

Eventually, the heroes arrive at the YouTube Realm's Hyrule Castle.
<CD-i Link> King, we're gonna go bomb some Gannon in the reality. Just so you know.
<The King> Well said, mah boi. Because this peace is what all true warriors strive for.
<Mama Luigi> You said it!
<The King> Oh yes, did any of you find the Giant Enemy Crab? It seems to have escaped its holding area.
Mama Luigi and CD-i Link gasped.
<Mama Luigi> Y-You mean THE Giant Enemy Crab???
<Raiden> Wh...What is it? What's the Giant Enemy Crab?
<CD-i Link> It's the biggest crab anyone's ever seen--even bigger than that one fisherman's Gohma!
<The King> Supposedly based on history from ancient real Japan. But I don't buy it. In any case, it's bad news. So be on your guard when it comes to Gannon AND that crab. Hmm...I wonder what's for dinner?

Luigi: How could you think of food at the time like this? Actually, I'll take on the Giant Crab.

<CD-i Link> It's OK, real Luigi. We can take our leave at any time. Bye, King!
<The King> Farewell!
<Raiden> Wish us luck.

The heroes then reached the nearby portal to reality.
<Mama Luigi> I could've used lotsa spaghetti, but oh well.

Luigi: I have to go back to the Mushroom Kingdom.. Or find Rosalina and tell her that the Observatory is safe and sound!

Sam: Hey, maybe we'll cross paths one day, Luigi.

Luigi: Anyway, if it wasn't for your oddly rabbity thing, I would've known by now.

Max: Oh come on, you're making me blush.

Sam: Well, looks like we're going home.

Max: GOODBYYYYYEEEE!!

*Sam and Max gets into their Desoto and leaves the topic.*

Luigi: *to The King* See ya. *leaves the topic.*

Raiden, Mama Luigi, and CD-i Link go through the portal to enter reality in pursuit of Gannon.